Mas Selamat, Militants, Guantanamo Bay and whatever…

This news was up since last evening. It’s been more than 19 hours as I typed this mail, and so far there’s no news that this guy has been found.

A MASSIVE manhunt involving thousands of policemen and Gurkhas was launched yesterday after Mas Selamat Kastari, the terrorist who planned to crash a hijacked plane into Changi Airport, escaped from detention.

Mas Selamat, 47, who took over as head of the Jemaah Islamiah (JI) terror network here in 1999, fled the Internal Security Department’s Whitley Road Detention Centre at 4.05pm yesterday.

I wondered just how the hell he escaped, and actually got far enough before it was even discovered that he’s gone! A mole, or a sympathizer? Is there some ‘Infernal Affairs’ going on here?

When I spoke to my boss this morning, he mentioned that he wouldn’t be surprise that this guy is already out of Singapore by means of a little speed boat, and he is now in fact, safe and hiding away in some remote, nearby Indonesian island sipping Teh Tarik already.

And then he mentioned that they should put him under watch by the army, since he’s a militant, which not only makes it a matter of national security, but a military one as well.

And to think of it, perhaps George Warmonger Bush and his goons has gotten it right, when he declared them as ‘enemy combatants’ and stick them away with the military in Guantanamo Bay. (Of course, I don’t agree with water boarding and the tortures.)

Singapore should have done the same like stick him on a small island that’s surrounded by 2 layers of electric fences, complete with military manned guard towers with machine guns and never should have kept him on the main island.

Now we have just become an International laughing stock and I wonder which 3 million dollar man will take the responsibility for this boo-boo. In fact, I suggest that if Mas Selamat is not caught – either dead or alive – in 3 days, the Minister of Internal Affairs should resign. If not, he should not get his pay at all until after the terrorist is apprehended. There should be no tolerance for the failure of these so-called top brains of the nation paid with top money. Such failures are unforgivable and unacceptable, even though it could be the fxxk up of a lowly watchman.

Incidentally, where is Dr. Chee when we need him? He should be the one making the call for the heads and blood of those who should take up some responsibility for this boo-boo.

And now to lighten things up, some ‘Mas Selamat the Limping Terrorist’ sayings. (They are probably as good as, if not better than ‘Achmed the Dead Terrorist’.)

  • “Is that the fastest you can run, infidel?”
  • “I can run faster than you on one leg.”
  • “You call that running? My grandmother can run faster than that!”
  • “Run faster! I keel you!”

[Comic] Nicholas Tse confronts Cecilia about Lucas’ Paternity

I made this myself…


Words are blurry… click for full size

For the benefit of those who don’t understand Chinese, here’s the translation:

First pic
Nicholas: Bitch, I want the truth now! Whose baby is Lucas? Chen’s or Tse’s?
Cecilia: To be frank, I am also not sure. By the way, Jordan’s a Chen too…

Second pic
Edison Chen EdipR0n Chentuk: I am also not very sure if I am a Chen…

[Comic] Public Comments on Edison Chen’s Quitting from HK ShowBiz

These are some of the public comments on Edison Chen’s EdipR0n Chentuk’s recent public statement which I made into graphical form.


Words are bit blurry… click for full size

For the benefit of those who don’t understand Chinese, here’s the translation:

First pic
Edipr0n: I apologise to the victims… will quit from showbiz… and spend time doing charity.

Second pic
Passerby A: What? Not so easy. Give us your ‘brother’ now!
Passerby B: You do charity? * ptui * Go and donate sperm, stupid!


‘brother’ in Cantonese means the penis.

[“NSFW”] Stripping.. erhem…

I stripped * erhem * a faulty, warranty-expired IBM T-41 to extract the mini-PCI wireless network adaptor. These are the pictures of my handy work.

Sorry if you felt I fooled you. Now you understand how I felt when you see a misleading post title.


These are the 4 screws that holds the keyboard.

These are the 3 long screws that holds the palm rest.

These are the 5 short screws that holds the palm rest.

The screws in their full glory.

Push at these places to lift the keyboard up.

Keyboard lifted up.

Lift palm rest off the laptop here.

Keyboard Connector – Disengage to remove completely.

The touch pad circuitry.

The slot that holds the mini-PCI wireless network adaptor.

Touchpad connector – Disengage to remove completely

T-41 ‘doing yoga’ – 512 RAM module shown.

傻 B 指示书 (Self Care For Dummies)

以下取自傻 B 指示书:

第三节: 进食
肚子饿时请自动进食。请勿在网络上通知全世界,因为不会有人将食物送上。

没时间进食不是合理的理由。这是个严重错误的观念。时间对每人都公平,因为上帝给予每人一天二十四小时。阁下可尝试拨电点食物,如肯德基和比撒屋的电话是: 62353535。[敬请阅读第六节:时间处理。]


第六节: 时间处理
每件事与物有轻如鸿毛,重如泰山之别。请自行辨别排列处理的次序。谨记生存是最重要的事项。死亡的人将无法完成其他事物,所以请定时进食。其次,精神集中非常重要,所以请有足够睡眠。睡到没时间吃饭基本就是时间处理不当的问题,请自行反省。


第八节: 个人事项

除非您是公众人物,你个人喜欢做什么,在做什么,没有宣告全世界的必要。就算您个人的生命非常多姿多彩,也敬请不要炫耀。总而言之,不要以为会有任何人对它感兴趣就对了。如果有人有兴趣,就算您不说,狗仔对也会挖出来。


: 以上的指示专为低 B 设计。如有不明和无法执行之处,敬请迅速选择结束性命,协助减少浪费地球的资源。世界上很多地方将从每个傻 B 的死亡中得益,譬如苏丹达富尔地区处在饥荒下的灾民。

建议: 日本武士刀或者尼龙绳是非常好的自杀工具。阁下也可请求医师协助。安乐死是可以接受的选择。如有不明请看 “傻 B 学自杀” (Suicide For Dummies), 谢谢。

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