‘Backstroke of the West’

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‘Backstroke of the West’ is the name for Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith, found in bootleg copies sold in China. Talk about ‘Lost in Translation’, man!!

I don’t know who did the translations for the sub-titles, but it is obvious that it was first translated into Chinese, and then translated again back into English. This has been around for awhile, and here are some of the choiciest shots I have collected from sites on the Internet and made into a slide show for all to enjoy.

Have fun.

Alamak!!


1. Chancellor Angela Merkel stopped and bowed to German Flag. Baby Lee walks on.

2. Chancellor looked up.
Baby Lee continues, still oblivious.

3. “Halt! Hast du kein Respekt?!”

“Duh! Apa awak cakap?”

4. What would Baby say? The look on the German soldiers’ faces – PRICELESS.

Numa Numa Dance (Dragostea Din Tei)

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Gee, I must be damned slow and outdated. This has been going on for a quite awhile, since 12-12-2004, started by an 19 year-old American guy Gary Brolsma making a video of himself lip-syncing the song Dragostea Din Tei from the Romanian group O-zone.

Here’s the very original from the maestro, the Darth Birdyz nominated ‘American I-duh’, Gary Brolsma, who started it all.

(And I am sorry you can’t view it ever if you don’t have the Macromedia Shockwave or Flash plug-ins. Too bad for you.)

Ever since it has spawned many copy cats. You can find more imitators here.

And by the way, if you want to imitate, it’s supposed to be funny, not disgusting. I have seen one from a ‘Steven Lim’ in Singapore and am utterly digusted. For starters, put on your shirt, and close the blasted cabinet in your own room! Don’t ‘xiasuay’ all of us Singaporeans. You don’t want face, I still want face, geddit?

One hell of a hilarious notice…


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This came through the emails from a colleague. It is one hell of a hilarious notice. I sent it to a couple of friends and some suggested having it posted at coffee shops in Geylang to deal with the rampant Chinese prostitutes problem outside the traditional ‘even number lanes’ red-light district there..

Another has suggested that this should go before some of the pubs she has visited.

Kudos to the genius who created this.

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