Random Discourse – The 蝗虫天下 (Locust World) Video

The video called 蝗虫天下 (Locust World) is apparently not new, since I noticed that one of the videos was posted on Youtube almost a year ago in 2011. However, it seems to have become rather popular,after some third rate academic called Kong Qingdong [孔庆东] ridiculed the rule of law in Hong Kong and called Hong Kongers “dogs” on a TV program. This shameless fellow later denied doing so, even though there is a video which showed it to be otherwise. How did such a shameless charlatan become a professor at Beijing University is beyond me.

I decided to listen to it after I read that Hong Kongers surrounded some tourists from mainland China and sang this song in their faces. I end up listening to this song a few times, not because I agree with it but rather I do not fully understand some of the nuances in Cantonese that is specific to Hong Kong. However, I can feel the underlying outrage, sadness and grief beneath the lyrics and empathise with the singer the more I listened to it because I am also Cantonese.

While it may not be politically correct for me to say this, I felt many foreigners here are nothing more than economic locusts. They (or our government) can argue they contribute to building our nations, but it’s not like these people are not getting their own “pound of flesh” and some other benefits in return. After all, we are one of the best places for expatriates. No?

Just like how Hong Kongers felt outraged by pregnant women who gave birth in Hong Kong hospitals and then not pay up, do we not all also feel the same when one of the Westerners jumped bail after beating up one of our cabbies? Are we not angry to know that a so-called diplomat fled home after a fatal hit-and-run accident? Have we forgotten “Cook a pot of Curry Day”? Some of the things which are true in the context of the Hong Kongers are also true for us. With a little modification to the lyrics, this song may even be suitable to us when we consider the impact of foreigners (and not just those from China) to ours lives here.

Fortunately for us, our annoyance with foreigners have not yet boiled over. Even if it has, Singaporeans generally suffers in silence and complain later. But for the benefit of our fellow non-Chinese citizens, I have translated the lyrics of this song to the best of my efforts below to help them understand the Hong Kongers’ grievances. (There is also version of this video in Youtube with English subtitles as well. It more or less means the same.)

蝗虫你的确欠打 巴士港铁小巴
餐厅酒店商铺内乱叫喧哗
“Locusts”, you really deserved a beating! Because you make a din on the buses, in the MTR, restaurants, pubs and shops.

难道你不觉丑吗 街边点烟牟下
跟手畀个苏虾将金满地洒
Don’t you feel awkward, when you light up and squat down, and then let a little child shit all over the floor?

其实见这个国家 偷呃拐骗到家
高呼一句中国人谁人亦怕
The truth is, this country is master in thievery, deception, kidnapping and cheating, just exclaiming “Chinese!” (as in mainlander Chinese) scares everyone.

虫国化名支那 一早丑遍东亚
The “locust nation” nicknamed “Cina” has already disgusted the whole of East Asia.

一天一句普通话将我同化
Assimilates me with one sentence of Putonghua (Mandarin) everyday.

来香港闯我边境 爱侵占地盘是你本性
寄生到身份终可以得确认
Invade across our borders and it is your nature to squat on territory you don’t belong until you are recognised (as a resident).

蝗虫大肚像异型 怀孕入境却未停
无人能阻止它抢获身份证
Even those pregnant to the point of looking like “Aliens” (the Sigourney Weaver kind) are not stopped by immigration, and no one could stop them (the babies) from getting an (Hong Kong) ID

虫卵在医院孵化侵占病床后再走数
你可会悲哀中感到很愤怒
After giving birth and occupying the hospital beds, they left without paying. Do you (Hongkongers) feel outrage amidst your sadness?

其实下两代前途 全部被侵蚀未嫌早
What really at stake is the future of the next two generations.

设下这圈套 每天讲中国多好 对着我洗脑
And a trap is set, telling me how good China is everyday to brainwash me.

谁在我境里放声 不懂分寸叫嚣
不可一世口气大话语轻佻
如没有中国关照 香港已经死了
Who yells within my borders, and boast without restraint? Who arrogantly and frivolously proclaimed, that without China’s patronage Hong Kong will be long dead?

香港都算多得中国唔少
Indeed Hong Kong has ‘benefit much from China’ (sarcasm)

虫没有所谓最丑 根本只有更丑
If you think you have seen the worst, you haven’t seen nothing yet.

周街剥裤解决后仍然未够
It isn’t enough that they just pee right by the road side

无论打尖放飞剑 都不感到丢脸
They aren’t even ashamed when they cut queue and spit in public

天天谴责得多都感到烦厌
It becomes bothersome and irritating to condemn such actions everyday.

如今的这个香港 已给那害虫逐寸收购
叹息着当天光辉已经过后
Hong Kong is slowly bought over inch by inch by the pests and we can only lament that its past glory is gone.

平民汗血尚在流 蝗虫就抢尽食油
The commoners are still sweating and bleeding, while the “locusts” grab all the cooking oil.

谁能憑战意将狮子山拯救
Who can redeem our Lion Rock (i.e. Hong Kong)?

难保有天把假货中国运来让你选购
把假货于香港黑店中发售
It won’t be a surprise when one day China’s fake goods will be shipped to Hong Kong, and sold in the dodgy shops.

无视你拼命跪求 蝗虫乱港亦未停手
You plea on your knees will be disregarded, and the “locusts” will not stop in messing up Hong Kong.

假面包假奶
假鸡蛋假醋假酒
你能说都有
Fake bread, milk, eggs, vinegar and alcohol. What you can name, there is.

谁都惊恐有天灾 对匪国暴民又要捐送
Everyone fears natural disasters, because that means donations to the “bandit nation”.

这可算香港给中国的作用
This must count as Hong Kong’s contribution to China.

财物尽献奉害虫 平民越捐就越穷
谁人能教教我怎么不悲痛
When all our possession are donated to the “pests” while our poor gets poorer the more they donate, who can teach me how not to feel grieved?

何解在香港的我超过十年被你呃透
For more than 10 years I have been deceived through and through.

假中有假 香港怎会可接受
Hong Kong can no longer tolerate all these falsehood within falsehood.

穷人就闭目泪流 蝗虫就赶极亦唔走
The poor weeps with shut eyes, and yet the “locusts” just won’t leave no matter how hard we try and drive them away

炒地都不够
炒车炒水货炒楼
Not only do they speculate in land, they speculate in cars, luxury goods and property,

佔尽我所有
they robbed me of everything.

往日靠打拼
港英的繁华光景
再没有保证
The prosperity that was achieved in the days of British Hong Kong is no longer assured.

Travel Journal – Hong Kong

This is my second visit to Hong Kong. The last time I was there was in 2008. Hong Kong, ever changing and a jumble of awe inspiring skyscrappers and hills, never ceased to fascinate me. (The peaks in Hong Kong – including the one at Lantau island, ranged from 400 ~ 900 over meters compared with the pathetic 176 meters of Bukit Timah.)

Mongkok, is probably more populated than any part of Singapore. I am surprised to find hotels – one which I stayed for the first 3 nights, smacked right in the corner of a street of hardware shops. It is also just a stone’s throw away from a ‘wet market’ street where one can find living seafood being sold. The hotel is even more dodgy looking than those Hotel 81s we find in Geylang because the concierge is no bigger than an information counter at any of our shopping centers. However, I don’t really complain since it was relatively comfortable and even at low levels I don’t get people coming in for hourly bookings and a quick bang. Other than the irritating door that doesn’t close on its own (which we have to make an effort to close), there is really nothing more for me to complain about.

There were small open spaces – which probably pass off as small parks for old folks to do their morning exercise in the most unexpected places. As it is past the September equinox, the sun sets early in Hong Kong and darkness would set by 6:30pm. By then the shops will be closed and human activities along the streets would almost cease. Other than the occasional taxi or pedestrian, the streets would appear deserted. In fact, at some streets the pink lights indicating the vices would come on and one can see hastily set up, handwritten posters on stairways advertising the girls to those who are interested. In some cases, pimps would ‘waylay’ unsuspecting pedestrians and tout the unseen girls in the levels above. My friend and I took a look at one of the posters and it was touting ‘fair skinned’ Malay girls. We hurried along when a pimp approached us though I suspect these ‘fair skinned’ Malay girls may actually just be darker skinned Malaysian Chinese women or perhaps fairer aborigines from Sabah or Sarawak who can speak Malay.

Yet just a few more streets away would be one of the busiest shopping districts of Mongkok and Mongkok MTR station itself, where Portland street and the Langham Place Shopping Mall is, bustling with life and night activity. And that isn’t very far away when you see just how narrow the streets are and how closely the buildings are packed together.

Food is aplenty and one would be spoiled for choices because an eatery is found every few streets. The food by Singapore dollar standards is not cheap (probably costs 2 times as much at times), but they taste far better than most in Singapore. In general it is not difficult to get a sumptuous meal between HK$30 ~ HK$45 per person (approx S$5 ~ S$8 at present exchange rate) depending on where and what you eat. Anyway, the portion on one plate is good enough for a long time – and the food definitely taste waaaaaaay better. Slices of Char Siew – way thicker than what hawkers would serve here in Singapore – seems to melt in the mouth, and fish balls are spongy and somewhat crispy. That’s not mentioning the soup that comes with the noodles don’t make me feel thirsty nor leave that feeling of MSG in the throat. I would have to blame the increasingly unpalatable food on the replacement of the Singaporean / Malaysian helpers and cooks at our local eateries with cheaper ones from mainland China. It’s not so much about their cooking skills but rather the food they made are not to our taste. If one would consider the food in Hong Kong to be expensive in terms of Singapore dollar terms, then at least it is value for money unlike the pathetic portions our hawkers are giving us while they whine about rental and difficult times. That said, unless the owners of these Hong Kong eateries already owned whatever place they have set up, it makes me wonder how they managed since property prices in Hong Kong and thus rental is way higher.

Transportation is far more superior. One almost never need to take the cab unless absolutely necessary. While the train frequency of the MTR (Mass Transit Railway) is higher, the trains are packed most of the time. Even so, getting a seat is far easier as passenger turnover is way better than Singapore. I noticed that the commuters don’t use their phones as much on the trains and moving displays were displaying news and vital information. On top of that, the station distances are closer and large number of commuters would alight every 3 to 5 stations which unlike Singapore, you get that only when the MRT trains arrive at major stations like Jurong East, Bishan, Ang Mo Kio or Tampines (which is easily 8 ~ 10 stations), not to mention that our stations seems to be place further apart. The Octopus card is way superior than our EZLink since I can use it to purchase at the convenient stores, and even some vending machines beside taking public transportation. In fact, I only need to tap once on buses (on boarding) unlike in Singapore where I have to tap on exit as well or charged with the maximum fare.

I am also happy both hotels provided free WIFI which allows me to stay in contact with my friends in Singapore in the evening. I have to say the Internet connectivity is outstanding, since I was able to upload a whole lot of photos to Facebook (several hundred megabytes of them at times) without break and pretty quickly. I would think if you are a Hong Konger, then there is probably no issue with Internet connectivity anywhere since WIFI hotspots are everywhere. Unfortunately for a visitor I don’t have the accounts to login at most places (other than the rare ones with SSID ‘freegovwifi-e’) so they are as good as not available. In comparison, WirelessSG is a total disgrace because I often end up connecting to a ‘full strength’ node that is either slower than a snail or dead while I never had that problem in Hong Kong. As for roaming charges, they are at $22 per megabyte on SingTel. My suggestion is to sign up for a daily or 3 day Bridge DataRoam plan so you don’t have to be overly concerned with using your 3G / GRPS usage in Hong Kong. I had mine off but a short use of 3G on my phone to get a fix of my location and find my way to Lan Kwai Fong busted 6MB in data usage and costs me a good S$130+ in roaming charges. (I came home to Singapore just in time to see it in the bill! Ouch!)


The planned expansion of the MTR

I didn’t spend a lot of time in Mongkok other than those time I spent looking for food. For the duration I was staying in one of Mongkok’s hotel, I was off to Lantau Island and Macau. I would talk about Macau in another post but even on Lantau Island, the immediate area after the showcase Ngong Ping village at the foot of the bronze Buddha statute has gone through some changes. Not to mention I certainly noticed more people than the last time I was there – due to the influx of the ever present and ever more irritating tourists from China.

After which, I relocated to another hotel at Aberdeen (on Hong Kong island itself) and it was an entirely different world. The hotel room was way bigger and more luxurious though the only drawback was the lack of the MTR. The hotel made it up by providing a shuttle service to Hong Kong MTR Station almost hourly. There seem to be a lack of customers at the hotel (which I don’t mind) but I suspect most of them to be business travelers who are already off to work whenever we are leaving the hotel. Even if ‘business is really bad’ for this particular hotel, I’ll expect it to change with the completion of the South Island Line East & West Section in the near future.

We didn’t really do much in the next few days, other than going to the Peak to get some photos, a walk around Sheung Wan, to the escalators leading up the Mid Levels, the Dr Sun Yat-Sen Museum and Ocean Park. On the way up the escalator to the Mid Levels, we noticed how packed the houses were and also the large expatriate population congregated at the many pubs to watch the Rugby world cup live telecast. It was something I thought I would only see at Lan Kwai Fong. I gave up trying to find the end of the escalators but I can’t help but consider the great difference between the high end residential area further up and the old buildings along the way between them and the dazzling business district further down at Central Hong Kong along the way. It’s sort of like heaven and perdition though I am also reminded that I am in no position to think that way without knowing the thoughts of the people themselves.

There is also an impending district councils elections since I noticed posters of candidates around different parts of Kowloon and even on Hong Kong island itself. The campaigning period is way longer than those we have in Singapore and I wondered why Singapore is always in such a hurry. There is also some level of mudslinging on the television between candidates, though I suspect that is nothing compared to those in Taiwan. This made me compare the governance between Hong Kong and Singapore.

As we all know, Hong Kong has not done well in providing public housing for the average Hong Konger. It’s a little puzzling why that is so since I believe Hong Kong would have a bigger budget to work with to provide more public housing (even when we consider the impact on the Hong Kong dollar as a result of the America’s Quantitative Easing). The reason is that with China as the hinterland (and without the political and historical burdens that Singapore bear with regard to Malaysia), Hong Kong is economically less vulnerable than Singapore. On top of which, Hong Kong also does not have a large defense overhead to be concerned with since the burden of National Defense falls on the central government in Beijing and the People’s Liberation Army contingent stationed in Hong Kong. Social mobility is also another issue, and in fact, the news on TV showed one of the candidates for next year’s Chief Executive elections being questioned on the difficulty of upward social mobility in Hong Kong by an undergrad. That said, social mobility is also an issue here in Singapore because our vaunted ‘meritocracy’ is nothing more than a sham when it is usually the children of the elite getting the bursaries while the children of those who are not so well off continued to end up at the bottom of the social ladder.

I am not singing the Singapore government’s praises here, but I must say Singapore has done way better in the department of public housing compared to Hong Kong. But that brings me to ask what exactly is causing the high rental that our hawkers are complaining about which leaves us with the pathetic portions? Singapore’s success in public housing is eroded with the small portions of bad tasting food and with filling one’s stomach (survival) being at the lowest rung of the Maslow Hierarchy of needs, I must say that translates into a lower quality of life (though not necessarily any impact of the standard of living) than Hong Kong. The privatisation of markets and hawker centers combined with the as yet still out of control property prices will not bode well for us.

I think I have written an overly lengthly post on my little travel so here’s some photos, and a video of the musical fountain at Ocean Park. Enjoy!

Hong Kong Vacation – After Thoughts

These are some of the observations I have when I was in Hong Kong.

Housing

Hong Kong island [香港岛], parts of the Kowloon Peninsula [九龙半岛] and the Tung Chung [东涌] area of Lantau Island [大屿山] looks quite mountainous, and you can see that in most of the photos I have taken. I am given the impression that on while on paper Hong Kong may have a large surface area, but a lot of it is mountainous which makes it very expensive for construction. In fact, even Lan Kwai Fong [兰桂坊] itself is built on a slope as I remember making my way up after coming out of the Central [中环] MTT station.

After a few days in HK, I have become quite reluctant to make my way down slope for fear of going the wrong way and then having to make my way back up again. The only place that reminds me of this is probably that stretch of road behind Lido. Perhaps that’s the reason why the land and housing in Hong Kong is very expensive and yet very small. My colleague joked that had Lao Lee been Chief Executive of Hong Kong he would have emptied out those mountains and use the soil for land reclamation.

Transportation – MTR and Bus

I like the fact that I was able to get to most of the places I have visited by the main mode of public transport – bus and MTR (the equivalent of our MRT). Being able to read both Chinese and English, and understanding the Cantonese announcements over the PA system is a real plus in Hong Kong. Of course, the announcements are also repeated in Mandarin and English for the benefit of the Chinese mainlanders and foreigners there..

By the way, I didn’t really use the buses there, and never once the cab, since I managed to find my way to where I wanted to go by MTR using… well… Google.

While using the MTR, I also observed that while some of the stations always appear to be crowded, the trains come often enough to clear much of the crowd. Other than in some of the farther out areas like Tung Chung, I rarely have to wait more than 2mins for a train in the city area even during off-peak hours. That’s very very unlike the experience I have when traveling with our MRT. Is it a wonder why I keep whining about Singapore’s MRT?

Anyway, it may be true that going by the key performance indicators, Singapore’s MRT is really nothing to complain about but I doubt it would have passed at all if they take a commuter satisfaction survey not by sampling, but at places like Boon Lay, Pasir Ris, or Yishun MRT. One of the key reason is the long standing periods one has to suffer unlike the Hong Kong MTR where there is a large turnover every few stations to make seats available. There is really not much we can do about that, since the satellite town design of our city makes this an inherent problem with all modes of our transports – be it bus, taxi, MRT or even by car.

Before I forget, I must also point out also that the HK MTR website recommends to you the best path of travel to minimise travel time and get to your destination when you are changing between lines. I rarely spend more than 30mins moving from one point to another using the MTR and the trains are almost always synchronised at the interchanges – i.e. by the time you moved across, the other train would have just arrived. If you think I am making this up you really need to go to Hong Kong and see it for yourself.

Transportation – Ferry and Tram

Curiously, there are also other modes of transports like the Star Ferry [天星渡轮] which transits between Tsim Sha Tsui [尖沙咀] in the Kowloon Peninsula and Central or Wan Chai [湾仔] of Hong Kong Island. I am not sure if they are still useful as the MTR also links these 3 places together conveniently. I took it once just for the fun of it though and I think it was like just 10 – 15 minutes from Central to Tsim Sha Tsui.

On Hong Kong Island there’s also an electric tram [电车] system running more or less from Central to Causeway Bay [铜锣湾]. I am not sure why this is kept there as the MTR is more convenient and way more efficient. But it’s really cheap… just HK$2 and you can use it for sight-seeing Hong Kong at leisure just by hopping on one that would transit the whole length of the route.

Customer Service

This is exceptional and I have to give them a very, very high mark. Once I asked one of the shopkeepers at the night market why the other shop was selling stuff at HK$140 for 3 pieces and he was selling me 2 for HK$158. The guy actually told me his shop also has stuff going at that price but the reason is that the ones I bought are 2-sided while the 3-for-HK$140 ones are only single sided. I thought he was bullshitting me and after walking some way down I actually asked another shop if the 2-sided ones are same price and the guy told me the exact same thing. And here we are arguing on our newspaper forum about service. * sigh *

Either way, I must have been really lucky because the sales people in Hong Kong are generally polite and courteous. In one of the them, they greet me as I entered the shop, approached me to offer assistance without being asked and stood by respectfully without hindering even when I waved them away. They may not be fluent but they generally try to reply in English or Mandarin when I use those languages, and they become even friendlier when I speak Cantonese. When I leave – even when I didn’t buy anything – they say thank you and good bye without giving you a dirty look and always with a smile on their faces. (I don’t care if they say bad things after I am gone.)

I am not saying all Hong Kongers are polite people, as I have also run into some rude and grouchy ones, but generally the service people do make an effort to offer assistance and genuinely tried to help you complete a purchase when you are in the shop. That appears to be quite lacking in Singapore, as you can at times stand around looking as stupid / lost as you can and no one would give you a flying damn.

Food

There is much variety of food and I didn’t have time to try them all out. Either way I won’t go into the details. I did try out some of the eateries though, and in Hong Kong you can forget about finding a table all to yourself or your friends. The people generally just check that there are no items on the seats, sit down and then go on to order what they want to eat since eateries are generally crowded during the meal hours.

As for tastiness, the food I ate is pretty alright and there’s definitely more variety than in Singapore. Service is quite fast most of the time and you only need pay after eating at the counter.

I also tried the McDonald’s once, and I think that they have some burgers we don’t have here. And maybe it’s just me, the one I tried seems different and was way better than what I ate here in Singapore.


In short, I think I like Hong Kong as the sales & service people (even those at the restaurants) attempt to make me feel welcomed. I may go back to Hong Kong again in the future because it’s really easy for me to move around and I have not visited some of the tourist attractions yet.

Hong Kong: Ocean Park 11.08.08

It was a rainy day on Monday 11.08.08 in Hong Kong, and the rain here is really ‘long winded’… it basically went on and on for the whole day. I was sort of kicking myself for choosing the day to visit, and I can’t not go because I will be flying off on the 12.08.08. Despite that, there was surprisingly a lot of people in Ocean Park – many of them Chinese nationals and I must say Chinese tourists must have brought in a lot of foreign income for Hong Kong.

Personally speaking, I don’t see that many people neither in the Singapore Zoological nor the Jurong Bird Park when I was there. In fact, when I visited the Bird Park some time ago, it was also raining and there wasn’t a lot of people. And what do I think of it? With hotels mostly concentrated in the CBD area, where the shopping centres are located, getting to these locations is a pain. No one would really make their way to these places except for those on package tours, considering that it takes more than an hour to get to any of these places by MRT or bus. For me to go to Ocean Park from my hotel in Mongkok took me about 1 hour, that’s including fumbling my way to the wrong MTR station, wasting time to find out where is the bus stop and what bus to take, and missing my stop which required me to walk an extra 10 minutes in the rain.

Ocean Park seems part zoo, part theme park to me. There are roller coasters, hot air balloon, a cable car ride and a lot of carnival like stuff. Then there are pandas on display, Chinese Sturgeons in a really miniature version of Sentosa’s underwater world, a large 3 level aquarium with many sharks, sting rays and deep sea fishes, and a special room dedicated to all sort of jelly fishes all rolled into one. I think if not for the proximity of Macau, the HK SAR government gahmen should just put up a casino in it too just like what ours did with Sentosa.

My personal suggestion is… don’t go on a rainy day, because it drives everyone in doors and you can’t stand long holding up a camera to take photos without someone bumping into you and spoiling your shot, and don’t go alone, because you need someone to hold your stuff when you go try the roller coasters and stuff.

I reached there around 1pm and I was only 50% done with the place when I had to leave at 6:15pm to rush back to Central Hong Kong to meet a friend for dinner. I would say it’s a place worth going if you are going in a group for a day of fun in the sun.

Hong Kong Island Proper – 10.08.08

The thing about a free and easy trip is that you sometimes end up wasting a lot of time sleeping in the hotel room. Today I woke around 10am because a fire has broken out some where nearby. I can’t see it, but I could hear the sirens going on and off and past my room Apparently, it’s a fire so bad that several firemen were killed..

Anyway, the view outside my room is actually quite hideous, if you can even call that a view. You can see from the first photo and it looked exactly like the kind of place show in the movie 老港正传… and it shows a city in decay. Anyway, after lazing in the room and analyzing where I wanted to go, I finally decided to go to Wan Chai and to the Peak.

This trip was made based on the recommendation of my best friend’s dear wife, who is a Hong Konger herself, but I made some modifications myself. Took the MTR down to Wan Chai MRT and walked to the Hong Kong Convention and Exhibition Centre first instead of taking the MTR down to Tsim Sha Tsui and take the ferry across.

After taking some photos at the place, I made my way back to Johnston Road and took the Tram to the Legislative Council and take a short walk up the Tram Terminus (to the Peak) past St. John Cathedral.

It was a great trip as it was quite cooling up at the Peak, and the view is… well, you have to see on your own. It’s definitely a place you should not miss when you visit Hong Kong, provided you have not visited it before. My personal recommendation is to reach the Terminus around 6pm as there might be a long queue at the Terminus so by the time you reach the top the sun is about to set.

After which, pick up a good position and wait to darkness to fall. Then you can start snapping away. I am quite sure you can’t find any such great vantage point anywhere else in Hong Kong, and by the way, is there any place in Singapore we can take photos like these?

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