Daily Discourse: Christianity vs Homosexuality

Set piece (n) – A situation, activity, or speech planned beforehand and carried out according to a prescribed pattern or formula.

From the debate on Section 377A, to FOTF, to the current squabble at AWARE, each and everytime, Christianity found itself caught in a set piece and in the defensive. Christians are vilified as homophobes, called names, portrayed as uncaring bigots, insensitive, backwards, and brainless religious fanatics by their ‘Christian-o-phobe’ opponents.

In everyone of those situations, extremist elements of the LGBT community deliberately set the stage and define the tone of the debate – i.e. Christianity vs Homosexuality. Christians and protestant churches are sadly drawn into a meaningless debate and repeatedly portrayed as the main enemy of homosexuality. But in essence, Christians have almost no need to respond to these allegations and when they feel compelled to do so, they can respond in a manner in which they do not compromise on their core beliefs and yet avoid the labeling.

Take Section 377A for example. When the Council of Churches made their stand clear about homosexuality, Christians are therefore caught in the jaws of the vice of ‘Christianity vs Homosexuality’.

Section 377A was introduced in 1938 to criminalise all other non-penetrative sexual acts between men. ‘Gross indecency’ is a broad term which, from a review of past cases in Singapore, has been applied to mutual masturbation, genital contact, or even lewd behaviour without direct physical contact.

How the matter degenerated into one of Christians vs Homosexuals is quite beyond me. It is a law that specifically criminalise male homosexual acts in public, not one that targets the entire LGBT.

Perhaps like I was for some time, this is confused with the now repealed Section 377 which also covered sodomy. However, Section 377 in particular is not a homosexual specific law, but would also target heterosexuals performing those acts – for e.g. a husband forcing his unwilling wife into sodomy or fellatio or a pervert sodomising a little boy. Granted, that other legislations may be used to covered these aspects, Church / Christians would have done better to point out that this is the core matter they want to defend, which may thus find more acceptance among even non-Christians, and leave the extremists of the LGBT to scream at the four winds. On top of which, Section 377 in particular covers also other manners of sexual acts repulsive to most human beings – necrophilia, bestiality and pedophilia.

Thus, when I looked at how the debate continue to degenerate and the deeper Christians / Church falls into the trap, it really makes me wonder that whether Christians fall into the logic trap that their morality is superior to that of non-believers and even if that maybe true – do they actually believe that non-believers are completely lacking in morality? Even those who do not believe have a certain conscience too, yes? Clearly there are certain things that even common people would find repulsive and Christianity would do a lot better pointing that out! Even when not everyone can be made a Christian, Jesus commanded us to be the salt and light of the world and isn’t doing our part to prevent a further slide into immorality doing just that?

And before any one starts screaming that I am saying that homosexuality is immoral, let me explain. Take for e.g. when Christians brought up the matter of the spread of AIDS or STD/VDs as a point in defense, they should point out the core issue here is opposition to promiscuity. And promiscuity not only among homosexuals, but also heterosexuals. At the very minimum, even when Christianity may not agree with LGBT, Christianity is still for faithfulness between partners, and the question now to those LGBT beating their chest against Christianity will be – Are you in support of a promiscuous lifestyle that even when most parts of society disagree?

Christians should really waste no more time debating why there is an issue with homosexual sex when it is sex between two consenting adults. After all, as much as homosexuals are entitled to how they want their sex life to be, Christians are entitled to their right to disagree. It is the same as how Christians would disagree with a compulsive gambler or one going to the prostitutes but we see far less conflict coming from that. So, let’s freaking just agree to disagree, forever, and move on to the next and more important issue. Is it not the same with homosexuals, when even most heterosexuals would be upset about unfaithful partners?

I am not suggesting that all LGBT is promiscuous, but clearly when they asked to be viewed normally, then I would really take a step back, not as a Christian but as any other human being, and attempt to consider all aspects of homosexuality with a heterosexual mindset. Do LGBT not agree that promiscuity is a real issue, be it for homosexuals or heterosexuals?

Do we all not put our feet down on promiscuity, which may destroy any relationship – both heterosexual and homosexual? Does society in general not frown upon people who goes around hitting on partners for nothing more than to satisfy their lust? Clearly the image of swingers going around looking for partners, is repulsive to many. When homosexual swingers hit on even straight people, does that not go forth to present homosexuality in a bad image? What fault is there for Christianity to point that out? Or is the LGBT actually suggesting to us all that promiscuity is alright, or in fact, exclusively theirs?

Next, the matter of FOTF. Again FOTF is shown to be a Christian organisation with programs against LGBT – as such, it is anti-LGBT. Yet again the specter of Christian homophobia is raised to vilify Christians. But look deeper at the matter, if it has been a organisation called FOPH (Focus of Personal Health), with programs that encourages people to focus on health and give up on smoking and fatty food, is FOPH thus anti-smokers and anti-obese people? Certainly, I find less outrage in smokers being treated worse than common criminals – outcast from pubs and public buildings, and cornered to a limited space to smoke even in open-air eateries.Why is that? If we are talking about inclusiveness, clearly we have left the smokers out.

Finally, the AWARE matter. It annoys me to no end that the Straits Stooge Times has dug up much significant details not just about the faith of the new ExCo, but has invaded their privacy by listing who their spouse are, their occupation and the number of children they have. No one considered that an invasion of privacy and even applaud the Stooge Times for it, over nothing more than the allegation that the new ExCo will be less inclusive. (Surprisingly, other than the fact she has been an ex-president of AWARE, there is very little said about a particular Dana Lim, whose name has appeared in the very first article, and now in a video exhorting people to turn up for the AWARE EOGM on May 2nd.)

But what is the issue here other that the fact that the ExCo has been Christians? The matter become a problem because Christians have repeatedly allowed the brown shirts of the LGBT to continue labeling and portraying them as anti-LGBT by default. The Stooge Times clearly did them a ‘great favor’ by digging up past letters on the Section 377 debate. To put it in an analogy, it is as if a cheerful butcher at the market has been portrayed as one taking joy in chopping parts dead animals, will in effect definitely be a sadistic murderer.

Has the public forgotten that the new ExCo hasn’t even done anything, other than their ‘hostile take over’? I would have thought that even common criminals are assumed innocent until proven guilty. But yet the new ExCo has been judged as being an exclusive club, being non-inclusive and would be thus not helpful to non-Christian and not just lesbian women too.

Woo… just how the goal posts have shifted from the earlier Christianity vs LGBT now to Christianity vs the world! I am amazed at how the tactics get dirtier day by day and sadly no one has noticed this. Then someone like Gwee Li Sui scores an own goal. Reminds me of a scene in Hamburger Hill, where the Marines were in the midst of taking the position and there comes a UH-1H gunship which machine-gunners gunned down the Marines. Thank you very much, Gwee.

There are of course some Christians (and Christians on both sides of the debate), who would not agree with some of my views here. But it is my considered opinion that it is high time Christianity avoid getting itself into such set pieces, and when they do get into it, evolves new tactics to get themselves out of the situation and come out gunning, scoring some goals of their own.


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“Bricking” a Blackberry Storm

After previewing the Blackberry Storm at Geek Terminal – courtesy of Paddy Tan from Bak2u – I was itching to get my hands on one for more detailed ‘testing’

After some hassling, a friend who obtained a Storm overseas finally agreed to let me have a go at it. After picking it up at the MRT Station, I happily swapped out the simcard from my office-issue Blackberry 8820 once I returned to the office. I definitely didn’t like the design of the simcard slot and I wished RIM had design it like the Pearl or the 7290s. It is damned difficult to remove the simcard inserted in the Storm. Even the iPhone comes with a little hole where a pin can be inserted to eject the simcard!

Anyway, in spite of my earlier perception, the Blackberry Storm is just about as large as the 8820, with one notable difference. The USB slot that the Storm use is different from those of its predecessors since the 7290. That means, after upgrading from another Blackberry model to the Storm, the old USB cable can no longer be used, unlike the old ones where it is interchangeable between the 7100, 7290, 81xx, 870x, 88xx etc. That shouldn’t be an issue since it’s the standard mini-USB cable, not some proprietary cable that Sony Ericsson is very fond of using. I would skip the specifications since they can be found on RIM’s website.

So after putting in the simcard and the battery, the Storm (like all Blackberry handsets) automatically powered up. Just like the any other Blackbery, it still takes awhile to initialise and power up. Once the handset established a connection with the M1 mobile network, I look for the Blackberry browser icon and fired up the browser. The first site I visited was of course my own blog. I had to see for myself how that compares to the browser on the iPhone.

Compared to the 8820 where the blog loads oddly, with certain parts appearing where they shouldn’t, the Storm loaded it much like my desktop browser would, albeit in a minimised state. As far as appearance is concerned, it doesn’t look very much different when loaded on the iPhone. Unlike the iPhone where finger gestures zooms in or out, on the Storm you tap the screen once to zoom in, and if I recalled correctly, it isn’t as easy to zoom out. I would admit that definitely wouldn’t appeal to iPhone users at all!

Anyway, I wasn’t very familiar in navigating on the Storm’s browser, but after awhile I did found out I could toggle it show a little pointer which I can move around with my finger just like I did with the scroll ball on the 8820. The actual Plurk page failed to load properly, but the mobile version worked, though I have no idea why it came up in simplified Chinese mode just like any other mobile phone – a problem that does not exist on the 8820. Sadly, the original OS that RIM installed on this particular Storm did not have Asian language support so I could see zilch when some plurks appeared in other languages.

Back to the main screen of the Storm. The arrangement of the icons also looked a little different. I have yet to figure out how I can hide or move the icons. I found out that Instant messengers are now assigned to its own sub-folder, while applications goes to another. This is very unlike the older models where everything is loaded on the same screen and you can rearrange them as you like.

I tried downloading some programs and I am not sure whether it’s just psychological, but everything seems to install faster. Installing Bloomberg Mobile, Windows Live Messenger and Facebook were all under a few minutes. That’s comparable to the 3G Blackberry 8707.

The Storm comes with what I called a ‘feedback’ capacitive touchscreen. For the uninitiated, that means you have to actually press on the screen itself to activate something. This is unlike the iPhone where just tapping the icon will do. I originally disliked this feature while my friend Alex loved it. He mentioned that prevents him from activating the wrong icon since touch screens he has worked with, have the tendency to ‘misinterpret’ his touches and activate things even when he didn’t want them to. I begin to appreciate this feature after that.

Sending a message is not as easy as the other Blackberry models. That is perhaps the reason why most people say that the Storm is slow. The touch screen is at times not as sensitive near the edges perhaps because of the way it is designed. Surprisingly, this is also where I actually start to appreciate the Storm’s ‘feedback’ touch screen, and understand the point my friend Alex raised. The reason being that it reduced my errors when typing since I can now see what lights up under my fingers before I press on it. After a while one would notice that when the wrong letter or number (such as the keys ‘f’ and ‘g’) keeps lighting up when touched with one thumb, using the other thumb will do just fine. I am sure some people would hate that but that has reduced my use of the backspace key and prevents me from ‘over-stretching’ one thumb to the other side of the screen. I suspect that would actually reduce the risk of dropping the set.

Still, I didn’t quite like the on-screen keyboard because it covered up much of the screen when entering text in landscape mode. The on-screen keypad in portrait mode isn’t much better, because it isn’t as easy to use as that of the Pearl or the any other mobile phones. These are some of the things I definitely hope that RIM will fix in a new OS release!

Of course, there’s one thing I definitely hate about the Storm. At times, when just slightly tilted, it changes from portrait to landscape or vice versa. Then at times I actually had to shake the damned thing so that it becomes aware of the change of orientation. Also, it will continue to do this even when the device is locked, and I personally think that is a waste of energy.

My take is that the Blackberry Storm is quite adequate for users like me who uses it to browse the web, or reply to messages and SMS infrequently. It should also meet some of the basic multimedia needs – like taking quick photos, storing music (there’s a slot for a mini-SD card) etc. I am quite sure users who like things fast will definitely hate it.

Anyway I did not have the chance to try out intensively the other multimedia features though the few pictures I took in low-light mode with the camera are quite bad. I wished I had uploaded them before I ‘bricked’ the device. [Note: To ‘brick’ a device simply means rendering it completely inoperable while attempting to update it.]

So how the hell I ‘bricked’ the Storm? I decided I wanted to find out how Chinese pinyin text input would look like. I also wanted to see how well does it support East Asian languages on the display so I downloaded the latest OS release available to one of the telcos in Singapore. Yep, it doesn’t matter they just had the Storm available on that same day [24-Apr-09]!

Just like I would upgrade the OS of any other Blackberry, I checked that the version of my Desktop Manager is compatible with the Storm, happily fired it up and selected what I want to install. All went well for the first stage, in which the Storm would restart for the first time.

Desktop Manager patiently waited for the Storm to signal that it’s ready for Stage Two, which never happened. After several minutes, it timed out.

On my system, the USB detection for the Storm goes up and down every few minutes. When I unplugged the Storm to check, and I found it is stuck in perpetual reboot mode (starts up -> white screen -> error too fast for me to catch -> repeats).

For the next 4 hours I attempted to recover the device with articles obtained from RIM’s official knowledge base. None of which worked. By then it was 5am in which I was so exhausted that I simply knocked out after crawling to my bed.

The next day I informed my sheepish friend. I assured him I hadn’t tried updating with some hacked, beta or leaked OS. Because he obtained this set overseas, he was also concerned that RIM might consider the warranty void and refuse to replace it. After contacting RIM, it appeared that they have come across such issues before and without much fuss offered to replace it for free as long as we pay to ship ‘the brick’ back to them.

While all is well, I am a little concerned with this because updating the OS on the Blackberry has always been hassle free. I had updated at least 50 or so Blackberry handsets from ancient 7730s to 8820s. Articles on the RIM knowledge base would resolve any issues as long as I looked hard enough. I really hope this is a one off case, because users might get even more frustrated with the Storm if they are already frustrated by the interface.

Commentary: Corporate Religions, Charities & Councils

Whenever I read news about religious leaders lea-duhs or charity heads earning and living like CEOs, I lose a little more faith in organised corporate religions and charities.

Excerpts [Yahoo News, 31.03.2009]

The New Creation Church, which raised 19 million Singapore dollars in just one day in February for the construction of its new premises, paid one employee between 500,001 and 550,000 dollars in the financial year ended March 31, 2008, the Straits Times said.


Excerpts [StraitsStooge Times 06.04.2009]

This revelation of how little Ren Ci’s management knew of its CEO’s salary came up after Deputy Public Prosecutor David Chew quizzed Mrs Chan, 70, about a sudden jump in Ming Yi’s salary in 2001 from $16,000 in May to $20,700 in June.


Excerpts [SundayStooge Times 19.04.2009]

He was quizzed about his ‘quite substantial expenditures’, especially on brand-name goods from labels such as Montblanc and Louis Vuitton. His choice of hotels included top-end names such as St Regis, The Regent, Four Seasons and Banyan Tree.

Ming Yi’s explanation for his lifestyle was: ‘I think we are living in a modern world.’

In a previous post I mentioned something about limiting the amount of money such organisations should be allowed to accumulate. In a subsequent discussion on a friend’s wall post on Facebook, it was pointed out that it would be better for the government gahmen to come up with legislation to spin off the money making corporate segments from the non-profit core and and subject them to corporate taxes.

In short, run like a corporate, and be taxed like a corporate. That’s definitely a far better idea than placing limits on how much money they can accumulate. So, for the likes of NKF, Renci, and even the New Creation Church, they should be subjected to such a legislation and be taxed accordingly. Draw comparison with the Romans trying to tax the Jewish Temple for all I cared.

On top of which, churches should publish their balance sheets, and list all their expenses. Members who dutifully tithe (contribute 10% of their income), must be advised on how their money is used, and decide on what they should do with the excess, if any. As for charities, when they do their fund raising, especially on TV, then they should advise people what is needed and what the shortfall is, so people who give can decide for themselves if it necessary to continue giving. It is my considered opinion that this would avoid charities or NPOs (Non Profit Organisations) hoarding a large amount of money. This is definitely a better idea compared to forcing them to donate their money to another charity. (No, I am not suggesting enforced distribution of money here, I am not a Communist!)

Of course it may drive these organisations to spend un-necessarily – such as replacing their computers or even metal cabinets more often – to justify their ‘need’ for more money. But look on the bright side, at least that spending would at least put money back in the economy instead of having just a few individuals benefiting from it.

Since I am on the topic of hoarding, it has appeared to me that councils like Town Councils and Community Development Councils (CDCs) is also hoarding a large amount of money. They have so much money to the point that some of the former can gamble invest and lose the money, and some of the latter can actually give 8-month performance bonus even in the current economic climate.

Let’s look at CDCs. From what I gather the CDC also receives grants from the gahmen on top of donations from public and corporates, and I suppose those grants come from the MCYS (Ministry of Community Development, Youth and Sports). Since a certain CDC has so much money to give away as performance bonuses, then the budget given to the MCYS to be allocated as grants to all CDCs should be reviewed. After all, when a $1.5 million is budgeted this year and only $1.2 million is used, then the budget next year should be cut. Is it not best practice to ensure that everyone fight for funds to be allocated, and not be given the idea they are entitled to it?

Since the MCYS is so tight on budget to the point that sum allocated for public assistance once become a matter of contention, then money allocated to a particular CDC should be cut and be allocated to public assistance or other CDCs. If MCYS is unable to justify why this money should be allocated to it, then the Cabinet or Parliament should allocate it to another ministry that would need it more. The Ministry of Health looks like it’s in dire need of money all the time, doesn’t it?

As for the Town Councils, the argument given has always been that the sinking funds (in reality, a reserve by another name) are needed for other activities, like repairs & maintenance, re-painting of the blocks, building of cover walkways etc. When questioned about how this sinking fund came about, the Town Councils clarified that conservancy charges collected from each unit is only good enough for the day-to-day operations (like paying the contractors that keeps your estate clean), and the sinking funds come from service charges or fines they collect. Since these miscellaneous ‘income’ is good enough to help the town council accumulate a surplus each year, then the question is this: If every unit under its charge is unable to pay their conservancy charges, how long will these surpluses last them for day to day operations and also the regular maintenance required?

Would it not be better that Town Councils consider what better things to do with all that hoard if that money can last them more than 2 years? Take lowering the conservancy charges for example, it not only to ease the burden of residents, but also goes towards easing the burden that the gahmen would bear in terms of GST rebates given regularly to cover part of the conservancy charges. In fact, it will allow the gahmen to allocate the money where it is needed more.

In short, the primary idea here is to encourage better allocation and discourage the hoarding of money, a scarce resource which is already badly distributed. On top of which, a side effect maybe that some of that money goes back into the our domestic economy, which is already insignificant as far as our GDP is concerned.


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Commentary: Be Blissfully UnAWARE (FIN)

It’s almost a month since the so-called hostile takeover of AWARE and it is much expected that things aren’t going clear up even after the 2nd May EOGM. Either way, this will be my final post on this matter, since I am not articulate enough to put my views across and I easily lose my temper, which usually means an end to a civilised and serious debate as we know it.

On looking back, I realised what triggered my response in the first place was simply my annoyance that Internet opinion is so one sided against the new AWARE ExCo. I am further annoyed that right from the first article on 10th April, Wong Kim Hoh (a Senile Senior Writer) started talking about the new ExCo’s stand on equality, sexuality and religion and even dug up letters they wrote to the press previously. (With this episode everyone should seriously be wary about writing to the papers. Remember you need to provide some very personal information when doing so – NRIC and phone numbers and address.)

Excerpts [Stooges Times, 10th April]:

A check showed that some of those at the AGM and on the new committee have appeared in The Straits Times Forum Page.

Ms Chua, Ms Thiang and Dr Alan Chin, a male member of Aware who attended the AGM and supported the newcomers, all wrote letters to this newspaper between August and October 2007.

In a letter on Oct 17 that year, Ms Chua said NMP Siew Kum Hong had overstepped his non-partisan role and advanced the homosexual cause by tabling a petition in Parliament to repeal Section 377A of the Penal Code which criminalises homosexual sex between consenting men.

I am quite impressed, actually. For once the Straits Stooge Times has lived up to the journalistic standards expected of it. Contrast that with their appalling lack of follow-up on the Geylang Serai Temporary Market food poisoning incident – such as the lack of spring cleaning for 3 years and the constant problem of rat plaguing all our markets.

I thought that would be the end of my annoyance but several days later (probably around 18th April), personal information of the new AWARE President appears on the papers. Her occupation, the name of her spouse and children were all over the mass media. All this along with the rest of the new ExCo, complete with photographs. Even the fact that several members attend the same church came to light. Consider that information on the Geylang Serai Temporary Market Committee was totally non-existent on the Internet, this is a remarkable effort worthy of George Orwell! (Personally, I hold the Stooge Times responsible for the death threats that Josie Lau and her family now receives. Whatever the case is, for sure I’ll not bother to subscribe or take any Stooge Times article seriously, probably for the rest of my life.)

That’s not yet the end, however. On 23rd April, Alan John (a deputy ISD Director Editor of the Stooge Times) joined the fray with an article titled “AWARE saga: Too many questions left unanswered”. Many points in it but really nothing new in particular. It was simply expanding on things that has been written by Wong about two weeks ago, with the new information now available. Looking at their articles, the naughty thought that these two are ‘coming out of the closet’ came to mind at times, though that was dismissed as quickly as it spawned.

Looking at the direction this has taken, I feel for Josie Lau and her family. It must have been a long and dreadful month for her. Hated by people who probably just got all their ideas from reading all these fxxked-up mass media reports and from public impressions formed over nothing more than an CNA interview. That’s not menmtioning, getting labeled as a power-hungry conservative and Christian fundamentalist, plus getting her family threatened and even ‘earning’ a reprimand from the employer.

And talking about the reprimand:

Excerpts from a comment here:

What is so perplexed about this matter is there are other people on board in DBS who are holding executive appointments with either NGOs’ or government positions, like Koh Boon Hwee, Liang Eng Hwa etc… only Josie Lau has been targeted for a personal reason & i know what it is, she is a VP, holding an executive appointment in the bank, she is also a Christian, is very vocal about homosexuality & its shortcomings, she got herself in hot soup, her hubby Dr Alan Chin is also an associate member of AWARE, their style of reasoning & leadership qualities is vastly different from the old guards.

Poor, poor Josie. Apparently singled out for reprimand. To me, DBS seems to be going out of its way not only to make up for their previous association with FOTF (Focus on the Family), but to kowtow to the LGBT lobby. Well done, DBS. Is there anything you have ever gotten right for a long time? Perhaps, while DBS is afraid of offending some LGBT loudmouths, it should also be reminded that it is even worse to offend the majority. (Seriously, from the implementation of service charges on accounts less than $500 after the purchase of POSB, to the apparent lack of supervision over the sale of DBS High Notes 5 minibonds to certain non investment savvy individuals, is there anything DBS has done that hasn’t shown itself to care about nothing more other than its own bottom line?)

Either way, this episode confirms just how easy it is to manipulate agenda on the Internet. On Twitter for example, I see ‘re-tweets’ (or replication) of comments and opinions among pseudo-communities like some kind of virus replication. How quickly these people replicate those Tweets makes me wonder how much time they have given the entire matter a more complete look through or evaluation before taking up the cause of friends or acquaintances as their own. In financial markets, this is called the ‘herd mentality’.

I won’t go so far to say that this is deliberate staged by god-knows-who as some kind of experiment, but just how single-sided the Internet opinion has been after the media has played up the LGBT issue, might actually go some way to reinforce the impression of the more conservative-minded people, and convince the government gahmen the Internet is dangerous, non-self regulating and thus in need some kind of control. If some laws may be put in place in the future for whatever excuses, I would understand the rational behind it and be far less vocal and vehement in opposing it even when I can’t agree with it.

I get the shivers when this almost convinces me that China has the foresight and has been utterly right in setting up the Great Firewall (GFW) to establish some control over the Internet. Almost, because I am not a big fan of censorship or Internet control and I am not in power. Can’t say I’ll feel the same way otherwise…

As I bring this article to a close, interestingly, a few things came to mind. One was this question where a friend asked: “So from this episode, can I ask now, whether we can logically consider that homosexuality causes division and disharmony to society?”

The other was a bit more abstract… and is based on my own interpretation of this friend’s usually enigmatic comments, ‘I let you sell curry puff in front of my store, doesn’t mean I have to advertise for you and SUPPORT you. I simply don’t drive you out.’

If I understands this little pearl of wisdom correctly, that summarises nicely about all that hullabaloo from the old guard, Internet opinion and media reports about gender equality and this… mess.


Insane Utterances:

We are the “Samurai Drinkers”. This is our code:

1. We drink for pleasure, not torture.

2. You buy one, I buy one.

3. Bo dah do lan pa? Don’t dah my jiu to to show my lan pa as yours. Buy your own drinks. See #2.

4. It’s people who gives you face, and you who throw it away. Do not disturb other customers.

Daily Discourse: Cockadoo-da-doo, Any job will do!

Once upon a time, when this Lycan met his more-than-a-decade kindred friend for dinner at Botak Jones in Braddell, we agreed that even when one is elite, avoid being elitist. Being elitist, as per our own Hokkien translation, simply means being ‘kwai lan’ [Hokkien: obnoxious].

I would classify the following as an example of elitism or being elitist, even though I suspect my kindred friend may disagree.

Excerpts [Today Online 20.04.2009]

… Manpower Minister Gan Kim Yong was in earnest as he advised this participant, and the other 80 or so youthful participants at the dialogue session with Young NTUC, to be flexible when job-hunting in a downturn. He urged them to “take up any job that is available”, as there would always be “opportunities to upgrade later on”.

Say an employer asks why you’ve not been working for the past one year – do you answer that there were “no jobs available”?

“Employers will not believe because there are always jobs available,” said Mr Gan. “Employers will think … if in a crisis situation you’re willing to sit at home and do nothing, it means that you’re not flexible.”

For instance, Mr Gan revealed his “dream job” had been to teach, but the closest he got to it was as Minister of State for Education.

Friend Auntie Fang commented that this is as good as Barack Obama saying, “his greatest wish was to be the President of the High School Chess Club and the closest he end up is being the President of the United States.”

I burst out laughing. Yet at the same time I remembered during a recession not too long ago, a particular spawn of the Lim clan who then happened to be NTUC Chief and Mini$ter Cho-Bo-Lan of No-Portfolio (not the current one), said he could not understand why people on the edge of desperation would not even take up $800 jobs while foreign workers from China are jumping on it.

My answer then to him then was this: Do something to lower the cost of living, and Singaporeans will be a lot less fussy about the jobs and salary. Unlike Kiam Gan and his fellow mini$ter$, we aren’t the highest paid people in our respective lines in the world. Everyone, even the youngsters, basically look for jobs that would cover more that just the cost of living, or else it would be nothing but a pathetic existence which is all work and no… life!

On top of which, if Gan is really so keen about being a teacher, perhaps he should pray very hard that he will lose the next election. When that happens he can sign up to be a teacher or even start his own tuition centre. Even better, is that he lose to the slipper-man, and that will allow some kids to boast to their peers: Look! My teacher was the mini$ter who lost to slipper-man!!

Jokes aside, if Gan really lost in the elections, and the economy is so bad that he can’t even manage to be either a teacher or a tutor (impossible for a top calibre Tali-PAP mini$ter like him), Gan can still do what he preaches by signing on as a janitor in a school and wait for opportunities to upgrade later.

Frankly, there’s no greater encouragement than being a living example! Gan can prove to us he has what it takes! I am pretty damned sure he will be stayer and won’t just quit on us by migrating!


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