鱼尾狮 之 五雷轰顶

我们的鱼尾狮昨日遭到了雷殛,而且据目击者说被轰当时的巨响有如爆炸声。说来这事有点怪,怎么会轰到它头顶上去了呢? 撇开它为何没避雷设施和浮尔敦桥上的灯柱不说,鱼尾狮不远处就有比它还高的建筑物: One Fullerton。有那么多其它更好的目标,就怎么不偏不倚的轰中它的头呢?

听到了这新闻,心里的确是有点不安。是否是我们国家将面临一个空前的灾难? 建国多年以来,鱼尾狮一直是我国的象征。这雷打到它后脑勺上,就好象老师打上课时梦游的学生一样。没把它整个头给轰掉,可以说是小惩大诫了! 这可否是上天的一个警告,要我们好自为之和从我们的春秋大梦中清醒,要不然就会被天谴呢?

可能是我迷信吧,但是异常的天象,通常都会改变一个国家的命运。譬如 1421年 的一道雷劈中了紫禁城,随后的大火把前三殿烧为灰烬。不久之后明成祖 朱棣在远征大漠的途中去世。从此大明皇朝开始封闭,郑和下西洋的光辉岁月一去不复返,而中国在往后的 500年 逐渐走向落后。

马士沙拉莫的脱逃,淡马锡、国家投资公司和市政理事会的投资亏损,某些部长鄙视人民和某些国会议员自以为高人一等的心态似乎暗示着我们国家隐藏着的弊端。其实我们国家的领导也的确有必要反省了。他们可否忘了民主是以民为主,而不是人民之主? 他们是否已经忘了有对国民坦诚的义务?

我们国民本身,是否也应该反省一下自己是不是太过依赖政府? 是否要考虑一下完全和持续性放弃在国家议题上共同作出决定是不是最好的选择?简单来说必须检讨我们是否过度的把信心放在现在这班领导人的身上。倘若我们继续认为我们可以不必为我们国家的前途和未来思考,把引导国家的责任继续推卸,那么国家未来出了什么问题,也只能说是咎由自取。

看着鱼尾狮的照片,但愿我们新加坡的国运不会从此衰败吧…


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心情云霄飞车

二月十八日的心情犹如坐云霄飞车 – 先跌落谷底,后冲上云霄。现在能把一个人的心情弄到如此,肯定是和钱或者工作的保障有关系的。

这件事当然是和钱有关系。而且这件事是今年一月开始,公司被买家完全收购后就开始酝酿。随着事态的发展和越来越多国家对本国的银行注资,在欧洲的新雇主 (买家) 也无法逃避的接受了当地政府差不多整两百亿欧元的援助。

这时候大家就开始担忧了。之前公司发出的花红通知书里的数额,新雇主会不会照发? 加上美国方面对一些银行乱发花红的口诛笔伐,大家就更忧心忡忡。而且新雇主的首席执行官还说了些什么 ‘花红是额外的奖励,它首先取决于公司的业绩,之后才以个人的表现来衡量。’

放屁! 日子好时 “论功行赏” 的情况从来没有出现过,日子不好时拿我们来 “垫尸底” 的情况就常有。哇塞,金钱挂帅和资本主义代表的投资银行突然的变共产党啦!

各位可能觉得我贪得无厌,或者不知道事态的严重。但是以我这样的小职员来讲,拿到花红的数额完全无法和那些上级相比。因为那数目对他们来说就如零钱罢了。所以,在以下的日子里是否还会被雇用也是一个问题的当儿,同事们 (包括我在内) 都渴望能有花红。因此大家都非常关注上月 18日 (星期三) 新雇主发表的业绩报告。

不出所料,业绩可以用惨不忍睹来形容,亏损的数额有如天文数字。最大的震撼是首席执行官宣布花红是一分钱也不会发的。他还说了些什么 “不应该花那些自己没赚到的钱” 的大道理。但他可有扪心自问,问题是谁弄出来的? 那些人现在还在为公司工作吗? 这群搞什么 “信用衍生品” 的浑蛋得到报应了吗? 还是在这些烂摊子被发现之前就从公司里好好的敲了一笔,现在正在享受人生,留下我们来收拾呢?

望着公司里垂头丧气的外汇交易员,虽然觉得过去他们的态度非常嚣张,这时候倒反而有点同情他们,甚至可以了解为何忿忿不平。 因为,这祸不是他们闯出来的啊! 而且,新加坡的分行本身不但没有亏本而且还达到 2008 年所设的目标再加两成,但他们 (和我们这些支援他们的部门) 却在这里承受着责备和代价! 回顾这八年,两边都表现好时,欧洲那群人有更多花红我们的却从来没有增加。我们分行的表现不好,就没花红。我们表现好但欧洲表现不好,也不见得有更多的好处。如果两边都不好就更没话说了。就像抛硬币,字和花都是他们赢… 有谁能不气愤啊?

4:16pm 总公司方面发出的电邮。简单来说就是之前首席执行官之前那视频的文字版。这时候很多人都没什么心情工作了 – 交易员的 “领导” 也正和他们开着会,也有人趁这时候溜到楼下 “喝茶和抽烟” 去了。其余的不是上网浏缆,就是打私人电话。反正,勤劳和努力都是徒劳… 这时候大伙的心情都到了谷底,不难理解此刻其实比平时都更期待下班吧? 嘿…

下班之后,我拖着沉重的脚步步行到滨海城和朋友吃晚餐。途中,从黑莓 (Blackberry) 上看到了总公司方面傍晚 6:43pm 的新电邮。这时我人在浮尔敦桥上,缓缓的走向滨海城,心里正纳闷: “不发就不发嘛! 有屁就一次过放完,干嘛那么啰唆? “

电邮里重复之前公司处境如何艰难的陈腔滥调。但是这回有些不同,里面还加了一些细节,譬如高职位和管理层是是完全没有花红,还有什么职位的花红是完全没有影响的。还有因为公司认同大家为公司的努力,所以不包含在以上的会有一次性的 1000 欧元奖赏。

看了一头雾水的我,给上司发了电邮询问是否那不受影响的是指我们。上司是马上回复的: “看来的确如此。我相信我的英文理解能力,但是我对这新的管理层没什么信心,劝你最好还是等钱入袋了才庆祝。明天我找人事部问个清楚。”

原本是食不下咽的我这时的心情是冲上了云霄,手机里也收到一些无法准时下班的同事发来的短讯。这时大家讨论的是几时会把钱发给我们,因为夜长梦多,不知道以下的日子里这新的管理层又会不会反悔。

虽然那是还没确定我们的花红是否会发给我们,但这时候心情肯定是好了许多。因为不管未来公司是否裁员,有了这笔钱心里肯定是会踏实一些的。


: 钱是一个星期后 (25日) 就发给我们了。虽然这事告一段落,下来的日子里工作保障的问题还是困扰着我们。希望大家未来的一到两年里都还有工作吧。


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Commentary – Hari Sombong

If you are wondering what the title is about… it’s been a year since 27 February 2008. The significance of it? It’s the day Mas Selamat bin Kastari escaped from the Whitley Road Detention Centre. At this point of time, it is certain that no one is any wiser as to the fate of Mas Selamat.

No credible information of whereabouts of Mas Selamat Kastari
Channel NewsAsia – Friday, February 6

SINGAPORE : Home Affairs Minister Wong Kan Seng said his ministry also has no credible information on the whereabouts of Mas Selamat Kestari, the Jemaah Islamiyah (JI) leader who escaped last year.

Yes, it’s the one year anniversary of one of the most astounding and perhaps the quickest escapes ever in Singapore history. It has to be Mas Selamat’s very own Hari Sombong. I wondered, when his JI brothers sees him in his hideout on the day itself, will they all greet him with Selamat Hari, Mas Selamat!?

Several weeks after his escape, the authorities were still saying that he might still be in Singapore. I wonder which clown will still be saying that today. Definitely not the very clown who didn’t need to take any responsibilities! It reminds me of a friend’s response when I asked him whether he thinks Mas Selamat is in Singapore. This is his reply:

Brudder… sekarang Mas Selamat minum teh botol, makan rendang, merokok dan relacking di Indonesia lah…

Anyway, the guy who will never take any responsibilities, wouldn’t have taken it even if he has his head in it after he’s led to the pile of dung. Looking at him, sometimes one might even wonder if he can find his own ass with both hands even with the lights on. *sigh*


Song taken from The Mr Brown Show
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Military Terms: Chinese – English translation
分导式多核弹头 – MIRV (Multiple Independent Re-entry Vehicle)
雷达散射截面 – RCS (Radar Cross-Section)


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Karma catching up…

So, I have finally gotten myself banned on ping.sg. All this for trying to ping one post. As DK has said on Plurk – ‘who ask you itchy backside go back there?’, and he is right.

Still, I am quite sure this brings to mind the following comment made sometime ago by the President of the Association of Bloggers:

They were easily manipulated and even banned for standing up against the foreign tyrant from self-proclaimed ‘community meta weblog for Singapore bloggers’.

Was my case an example and proof of this?

Unfortunately not, for those who were hoping for it. And this post is nothing more than a personal reflection on what I had done on Thursday (19-Feb-2009) that leads to the ban after I tried to ping just one post from nowhere.per.sg. When my attempts to get that pinged failed, I set up the rss feed using the mirror at Xanga.

That went well and so I plugged (i.e. advertised) the post on a private Plurk message to several friends who still have ping.sg accounts and seek their help to pong it.

Whatever happened next was pretty swift… by midnight, all my new new posts fed from Xanga had disappeared from my ping.sg profile, and then I could no longer ping any posts. On attempting to set up my blogs for pinging again the next morning, this is what I see:

Do I think I was unfairly banned, I wouldn’t say I am. I could at least console myself to the fact that as of 20-Feb-2009, I can still log on to that account, and the last post since July last year is still there. I hadn’t bothered to check again since then.

If my account still there, it is somewhat interesting as the people who were previously banned for speaking badly about ping.sg did not suffer the same fate, but had their accounts and all their posts removed. Am I tempting fate by pointing this out?

Either way, a friend pointed out that I was probably banned for reasons such as mirroring, and if that is the case then it is puzzling since I used to ping both blogs when I was active (see screen capture below:)

If it was because of cloning (i.e. the use of many accounts to falsify the popularity of a post) then perhaps the end user’s agreement has changed ever since the exodus of a number of former ping.sg users because I recalled it used to be the banning of the ghosts account while the pong count is reset to zero.

Whatever the disparity in treatment is, it no longer matters. An admin of any site can take whatever actions necessary as he deems fit as long as any violation of an end user’s agreement has occurred.

And looking back at everything that has transpired, I simply look at it as my karma catching up with me. After all, I could have stayed neutral during the disagreement then but I had chosen to make a video to declare what my stand is, and then went on to write a series of posts on that matter to voice my displeasure.

Of course that means making myself a pariah and I now got what I deserved. I have always believed that a man has to face the consequences of his own actions, and I definitely considered this a pretty mild response. Clearly, there is nothing more I can do to set right something which if I was in his shoes, considered as an act of betrayal.

Was it a lapse of judgement or pure stupidity that I even considered pinging that post? Perhaps it’s a bit of both and maybe some of these days I may even find it funny just like the rest of the people who hated me. I’ll laugh along with all of you when I could find a moment…


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Commentary – R(A) C*ck Teaser Sites

What are c*ck teaser sites? I will not name them but I refer to those sites which screams at you with a scandalous, outrageous title – for e.g. Naked Pics of Perak State Councilor – but contains nothing except a sanitized report from a newspaper or some other reputable site.

Most of the time, a reader would say – WHAT. THE. FXXK?!, right? But hey, kudos to them for getting all news of these kind into one location, so you don’t have to google for them. If you are merely *erhem* interested in reading just the news, then you have hit gold. But if you are looking for more than just the news, and expect it to deliver what it claims… too bad.

That is why they are called c*ck teasers. It is sort of like someone getting you an erection, and then denying you the sex. Close, but no cigar!

Fret no more, however! We bring you good news. Our brave agents in the field of the wild Internet have found some of the sites with more than just a clean report of the scandal. Sites which can satisfy your fantasies and even more have been found. In fact, as long as these sites are kept up to date, you can now ditch the c*ck teaser sites.

And no, it’s not the Sammyboy forum, where access is somewhat restricted. The Lycan Times will like to introduce you to these two sites.

  – Malaysian ex-Minister of Health Sex Scandal
  – Singapore Scandals

So, get set, ready, grab your d*cks… and double click!

Now, WYSIWYG*!!!

Now, you no longer have to get that lousy feeling of being cheated and denied your fantasies!

Now, you will get the latest scandals and MORE!

Don’t be angry you didn’t find out sooner! If not for our brave contacts who risked the wrath of their mothers and wives, we won’t know either! Just pray hard that they will update regularly!

So long, c*ck teaser sites. Shame on you!!


  Note: WYSIWYG – What You See Is What You Get

  Disclaimer: The Lycan Times is not related and in no way affiliated with the above sites introduced. The information is provided as is for your benefit.


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