Liverpool 2 – 1 ManUre

Liverpool 2 – 1 ManUre

I am no fan of Liverpool, but any day ManUre losses, is a good day!

I was so sad when Tevez scored after 3 minutes. But as the commentator said, “… started so well, but end up in ruins.” How that sounded like music to my ears!

Well done, Wes Brown, for your own goal – you forgot you aren’t bought by Liverpool? And well done, Babel. That was a really nice volley right to the top of the net!

In short… well done, Liverpool!!


And what a nice picture to see where ManUre is now… nowhere near the top 4? Let’s how enough shits happen to them to keep them off the top 4 for good.

小龍女的 “女乃 豆頁”

昨天下午在网上聊天时,有人问:“到最后小龙女知道她不是被杨过奸污的真相吗 ?”

我就随便的回答了她说小龙女后来的确发现是尹志平奸污的真相,也说了到最后尹志平是死在小龙女剑下的。但是其中的来龙去脉我就不怎么清楚了。

在好奇心的驱使下,我就到百度去查看,想把《神雕侠侣》的这一部分给弄清楚。在只输入 “小龙女” 后,我就按下了 “百度一下”。当然是什么都找不到,因为输入的参量实在是太少了。但是在搜索的结果的头一页最下面 相关搜索 的那部分,却让我感到非常的惊讶。[请看下图]

真的是世风日下!怎么会有如此的 相关搜索 呢?是那个狗日的变态对小龙女的乳头、或者奶头和她和杨过的性生活那么的关心啊?金庸的《神雕侠侣》几时变成了黄色小说了?还是真的有这样的色情电影的存在?

这你可别问我,你要知道的话你就自己去按下看看有些什么结果吧。唉,怪不得有朋友说百度因该叫 “百毒” 才对。也真有他的道理。

Translation:

In a Internet chat yesterday afternoon, someone asked: “Did gugu (Little Dragon Girl aka Xiao Long Nü) ever find out that it wasn’t Yang Guo who took away her virginity?”

So I casually replied that in the end she did find out the truth, and the rapist died under her sword. But as to the exact details, I am not clear.

Beset with curiosity after I said this, I went to Baidu to check, hoping to figure out this particular episode in the ‘The Return of the Condor Heroes’ . So after entering the Chinese characters of “Xiao Long Nü” into the search box, I just click on the Baidu equivalent of the ‘Go’ button. Of course I found nothing because I have entered just too few parameters. But right at the bottom of the first page of the search results where the related searches are shown, I was shocked. [See screen capture above].

What decadence! How did such related searches come about? Just which dog copulating pervert is so interested in Xiao Long Nü’s nipples and her sex life with Yang Guo? When did ‘The Return of the Condor Heroes’ become an erotica story? Or is there some pornographic movies around under the same name?

Don’t ask me! If you want to know you go click on the links yourself. No wonder another friend said Baidu should rightfully be called ‘A Hundred Poisons’. He certainly have his point there!

Ah-dolf Hits-mail…

In a press conference where it was widely believed that Ahmad Ismail Ah-dolf Hits-mail, the ex-chief of UMNO’s dUMNO’s Bukit Bendera division chief in northern Penang, would give an apology for certain racist remarks he allegedly made on Aug 24, Ah-dolf instead made the following comments:

“The patience of the Malays and Muslims has a limit. Do not push us to the wall, as when we turn back we will be forced to push the Chinese in the interests of our own survival. The Chinese should not try to be like the Jews in America – it is not enough they control the economy, now they want political control.”

This is almost funny, except that any social upheaval in Malaysia is too close for comfort for us here in Singapore. And it is almost ominous, when you are a member of the minorities in Malaysia.

Just what an ‘exemplary display’ of demagoguery this is! Had some other politicians of another race done this, the Malaysian gahmen would have been all over that guy with the ISA. But all this little axxhole got for such seditious remarks only cost him his post and a membership suspension from dUMNO for 3 years. * ptui *

Anyone with brains would have asked if Ah-dolf Hits-mail is admitting that the lot of the bumiputra in Malaysia hasn’t actually improved all these years. In short, he has just admitted to the dismal failure of UMNO dUMNO. He has implicitly admitted that the implementation of the New Economic Policy (NEP) from 1971 to 1991 has been a futile endeavour and its extension, the current ongoing National Development Policy has failed to achieve any of its objectives. * Pathetic !! * The Chinese have a term for that – 一塌糊涂![loosely translated as: an utter mess!]

If that is what Ah-dolf Hits-mail is admitting to, then the election results of Mar 08 this year has really been kind to dUMNO. It has definitely gotten away lightly and it should be grateful that the setback hadn’t turn into a rout at all for its failure to deliver, after the Malaysian people have entrusted them all these years. Either Ah-dolf Hits-mail is a complete absolute fool, or the Malay ultras are trying to play up certain sentiments for a repeat of the 1969 power grab again. Abdullah Badawi would do well to take note of how Tunku Abdul Rahman end up ousted then, to prevent the same fate from happening to him as well.

So what were the comments that created this storm? Apparently, this sneaky fellow has allegedly made this remark: “Orang Cina cuma tumpang di sini sahaja. (The Chinese are only squatting here.)” In some reports I glimpsed on Google search, it was reported that he said Chinese are squatters and cannot expect to enjoy equal power, while he claims to be referring to the Chinese of the pre-Merdeka (pre-1957) days.)

Whatever the case is, and no matter how he now claims he hasn’t meant the Chinese community any offense with his earlier remarks, his latest remarks vindicated the journalists who reported it to the public. Shame on you, Ah-dolf!

And here’s another thing that’s quite hilarious. Tun Mahathir Doom Mama-thir has questioned why Malay leaders lea-duhs were apologising over a remark deemed as racist by an dUMNO lea-duh. He cited the case of Wee Meng Chee who made parody of the Negaraku (the Malaysia National Anthem) and poking fun at the call for prayers but there was no apology from lea-duhs of the Chinese community over Wee’s actions.

Apparently, the Doom is really getting old and senile. Wee Meng Chee is technically a nobody but a common citizen with no political aspirations. I suspect Mama-thir didn’t realise he has just insulted Ah-dolf with this comparison, but Ah-dolf may not have the mental capacity to realise that anyway.

And if that’s not the case, these ultras are losing their marbles over the prospect of Anwar taking power.

On Foreign Worker Dormitories…

I read this with a considerable amount of dread. I quote:

Dormitory operators said townships will be similar to this, but on a much larger scale.

Director of Mini Environment Services Pte Ltd, Mohd Jinna, said: “We will be able to handle 18 to 20 thousand workers in one location, with segments of maybe four dormitories.

As if having 1000 foreign workers in one place isn’t a big problem on its own, try for a moment to imagine a riot breaking out, because of alleged ill-treatment or discrimination, a wage dispute, a minor misunderstanding between a foreign worker and a fellow Singaporean or even simply because of Singapore beating them in a soccer match. Now let us recap:

Aug 23, 2005 (Taipei Times) – Furious with what they saw as inhuman personnel management, some 300 Thai workers in Kaohsiung set fire at the management center, a work dormitory, cars and other facilities Sunday night, police said.

June 20, 2008 (Reuters) – A group of Nepalese Gurkhas in a contingent attached to Singapore’s police “scuffled” last week in a dispute over wages, a rare display of indiscipline in a force renowned for its bravery and devotion to duty.

And even if we treat them so well they don’t have reasons to target us, what about difference within their own community and it end up as some kind of sectarian violence? For e.g. rival gangs of foreign workers barricading their part of these townships to fight one another as a result of political or religious differences back home? Do we have to end up sending security forces – some of them made up by our own fellow citizens – to go and break it up, and then later spend our own money to clean it up later. I wonder if we are going to built some army camps or have army personnel stand by near these places on weekends.

While it makes economic sense to have dormitories for foreign workers – which in a way makes it cheaper for companies to house them (and transport them too) – the concerns for security of our fellow citizens is real. Only now I fully understand some of the concerns my fellow citizens in Serangoon Gardens have regarding the dormitory in their estate. Do note I am not pointing out that crime rate will increase, since I have personally once observed some self-policing among foreign workers and also read about them, nor am I looking at this from a racist point of view, but consider the above ‘what if’ scenarios. How are we Singaporeans to be assured that our safety will be ensured in the event of Agent Provocateurs of nations unfriendly to us stirring up anger among them?

On top of which, I believe we can agree that putting a large group of people with the same cultural background together is a creating the potential for trouble. Otherwise, why would the HDB place quotas to prevent estates from turning into ethnic strongholds? By allowing such large number of foreigners to be at one single place, I must ask, if our government gahmen trust foreigners more than they trust us? Are we Singaporeans are even less capable of behaving and living in harmony with one another compared to foreigners that such a quota is enforced?

Our confidence is already shaken over the numerous security brouhahas in the recent months. This simply make me wonder if the guys in the Ministry of Home Affairs (MHA) are proactive in looking at potential problems and preventing them at all. In fact, it makes me wonder if it is not already the time for our 3-million-dollar talents-in-white, to look within their group for someone more capable of taking up this portfolio since I clearly no longer have confidence in the current one to ensure my security.

After reading posts about irritating bloggers…

Cowboy Caleb wrote an article about irritating local bloggers, and subsequently Patlaw wrote a piece to share what she thinks Singapore blogosphere needs.

The one thing I agree with them strongly is this: While it is perfectly alright for one to use their blog as an electronic diary and write everything about themselves, it is almost clear that unless there’s something really exceptional about your life – e.g. heiress to a chain of hotels or a singer claiming to be a virgin after you lost it at 17 or 14 – no one really gives a flying damn about your life. Especially when you endlessly whine about your own boyfriend / girlfriend, spouse, parents, colleagues, work, wants, or even the lack of money and blog traffic, with nothing insightful to offer in between.

Thus, I would like to say Patlaw’s blog post is thought provoking. It is interesting to see ideas being thrown out as an attempt to improve the local blogging scene. I recalled a friend once pointed out that one can tell that a blog (or a forum) is a local one just by looking at the quality of the content and the comments. By his measure, most local blogs do not measure up at all. When he said that, it reminded me of a few blog posts recently written by a blogger about why no companies are looking at local bloggers to do marketing etc. (I will not refer to them to start flame wars.)

In those posts, he wrote about an incident of some nasty remarks being said behind his back and events he is involved in. He further went on to claim that such vicious pettiness and backstabbing impacts the credibility of all local bloggers as a whole and such acts is what deterred companies from the idea of using local bloggers. Just how very noble his concern for improving the local blogosphere!

Unfortunately after all is said, no one – other than his own inner circle or the good friend who carried the tale to him – has a clue who, and what incident he is talking about. For all intentions and purposes, whatever written there might as well have been fictional. Even if any of that has any nuance of truth, it makes one wonder if those attacks is not actually a response for his own nastiness and haughtiness elsewhere. I mean, it is as if people has nothing better to do than to attack him for no reasons at all? It looks to be more like a sign of desperation, where he conveniently blames others for his own failures because his vision of social media isn’t taking off. Really, I must say if he does some self evaluation to figure out why he is being attacked, it would have been a lot better than that load of hubris.

So much for all that talk about credibility when one has nothing to show! I would rather read my friend nocturne, who all along called himself the ‘Incredible Hulk’ – pun intended!

Anyway, let me just say there is one specific point raised in Cowboy Caleb’s posts which I need to comment on. For starters, I am guilty of using micro-blogging tools like Twitter & Plurk to publicise announce my new blog post. The only redeeming aspect of that is that my Plurk and Twitter is on private mode, and none of those following me has expressed any objection as yet (I hope they won’t). I think that shouldn’t be a real concern to me since I also at times ask my colleagues and friends who aren’t bloggers if they have read my latest blog post too.

Next, I definitely agree that blogs with too much advertisements are irritating. I have come across some blogs which I have ceased to visit due to exactly that reason. There is an ad between every paragraph break, or the ads themselves occupy more space than the actual blog content. It simply makes one wonder if the content isn’t added as an after-thought.

As for those so-called ‘crappy blogs’ , there is only one kind I disliked intensely – the kind belonging to teenagers who thinks their ‘wealth of experience’ grant them the right to have an opinion that the others are wrong when they don’t like what they read. And as if that isn’t bad enough, they seem to think those whom they considered to be in error shouldn’t even be allowed to express their opinion anymore! For e.g. a blogger who formerly live in some Pacific Island start telling Singaporeans near the MacRitchie Reservoir to stop complaining by saying how bad floods are back home. When pointed out just our ridiculous that point of view is, they resort to other avenues – namely Plurk or Twitter – to ‘provide more insight to readers into their opinion’ : by means of denouncing and gossiping among sycophants and bootlickers.

However, I do not agree with Cowboy Caleb’s examples that those blogs sites ‘connect very strongly with their audience’ . While those sites are updated regularly and the person updating it should be given an award for diligence, not to mention provide a service and convenience to those who did not set up (or know how to set up) their own RSS news feeds, I do not actually recall that they ‘have their own opinions’ . Maybe I should again drop by and visit these sites again to re-evaluate them since it was a long time ago when I remarked that sites regurgitating news articles from new sources is stealing, and not offering any compelling content. In fact, I would think even Google Alerts could have done even better in providing those content if the search parameters are done correctly.

That’s all I have to say for now.

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