I had planned to watch Hellboy II: The Golden Army for quite a while. Unfortunately, my usual movies kakis have either fallen sick, too busy, or not interested in ‘demonic’ movies at all. That I actually watched the original Hellboy on my computer first (I failed to watch the first one when it was shown) before this, showed how much I wanted to watch it. It was rather disappointing that I failed to catch it over the last 2 weekends and I had finally decided to just go catch it on my own. on a weekday.

Here’s brief introduction for those who didn’t watch Hellboy: In World War II, a team of U.S. soldiers were sent along with Professor Broom to ruins on an island off the coast of Scotland to stop Nazi scientists led by Rasputin and his mistress, IIsa from opening a portal to another dimension and awaken forces known as “The Seven Gods of Chaos.”

The Americans successfully foiled the attempt to keep the gate opened, but as the gate was opened long enough, a creature got through. Professor Broom lured it with a candy bar and subsequently adopted it as his own child. They called it Hellboy and he subsequently grew up to become a part of the the Bureau for Paranormal Research and Defense (BPRD) which includes pyrokinetic Liz Sherman and an aqua empath known as Abe Sapien.

The story revolves around the BPRD efforts to stop Rasputin and his minion Kroenen from completing what they failed to do near the end of World War II.

Hellboy II’s story begin when an ancient truce between humankind and the invisible realm of the fantastic is broken. Prince Nuada decided that the truce with the humans should be terminated and return from exile to unleash the invincible and indestructible Golden Army to exterminate mankind.

Of course, Hellboy and BPRD stands in the way of the Elf Prince. A new character, protoplasmic mystic Johann Krauss was introduced in this movie and together they travel to the unseen magical world where creatures of fantasy become corporeal to stop the Prince.

I think, I liked the first Hellboy better than the second even though the computer graphics in the second one is much better along with the humor factor. But somehow I think movies with a ‘Save the World’ storyline is getting a little stale and boring these days. On a scale of 1 – 5, I’ll give 4 for entertainment, 3 for story and 2.5 for ending. I sincerely think the Princess (sister to Prince Nuada) do not have to take that step to stop her brother.

By the way, during the almost 3-week long cinema drought, I decided to watch some of the movies either friends lent to me, or VCDs I have bought in the past for reasons unknown. One of this movie is D-War (or Dragon Wars), which apparently was based on a Korean legend or story.

The storyline is about how one mythical giant serpent, called the Imoogi, will turn into the Dragon every 500 years when the bearer (always a female) of the Yeouijoo fulfills her role and give it up to the good Imoogi. However, the Dark Imoogi, Buraki covets to the Yeouijoo for itself and had seek to capture the bearer and kill her so it can get the Yeouijoo for itself.

500 years ago, the bearer of the Yeouijoo and her lover and protector committed suicide instead of fulfilling their duties to bring the Yeouijoo to the Good Imoogi (that’s quite a mouthful to say)… and so the Good Imoogi has waited another 500 years for it the next bearer to be born.

The story revolves around the minions of Buraki trying to capture the present incarnation of the bearer and her protector, which culminates in a huge battle between modern weaponry – M1 Abram Tanks and Apache attack choppers – against Buraki, flying drakes, lumbering creatures with 2x 3pod rocket pods complete with unlimited ammo, and medieval looking dino-raptor riders in the streets of L.A.

My personal opinion is that you aren’t missing much if you didn’t watch this, and perhaps that’s the reason why I don’t recall seeing it here on the big screen. But if you love to see state of the art helicopters ‘getting their asses kicked’ by drakes and modern armour vehicles getting trashed, then this is definitely the movie for you. Of course, to get there you will have to sit through at least an hour of boring storyline, and if you happened to have a VCD without subtitles, about 5 minutes or so of ‘Korean medieval drama’ .

On a scale of 1 – 5, I’ll give 2.5 for entertainment, 2 for story and 2 for ending. Verily, you aren’t missing anything if you decided to give this a miss completely.