Firstly, Reading will be relegated because of goal difference. Thanks for Portsmouth for conceding that goal to Fulham! But Readig player Number 13 will not weep. We watch you scored and tried your best in tears, as you put up a good fight against Derby. We hope to see you back the season after.

Next, Chelsea drew and didn’t win EPL. Didn’t even win their match to level in points. Hopefully they do better at Moscow.

‘Nuff said.

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