[TGIF] Friday Morning Craps

This was what I said to the chillycraps this morning in my attempt to ‘out-crap’ him. I told him that the Tali-PAP government gahmen should just hire me as the PR Minister for $300,000 a year (1/10 of what our PM is paid) and I’ll make Singaporeans far less unhappy with the ERP, the seemingly always rising power tariffs and the controversy surrounding the housing subsidies. Basically, I will be the best lackey and supporter this gahmen has ever known if they would pay me that kind of money. Here’s the details of my craps:

  1. ERP

    First of all, drop that nonsense about the ERP being a measure for easing congestions. The sooner the people are told that ERP is to car usage just like GST is to spending, the better. Easing congestion can be the secondary objective of the ERP, but if the people are really dying for the gahmen to deal with the road congestion problems, then the number of new cars will be limited and they shouldn’t complain when they can’t get a COE to buy one. And try an imagine your fellow Singaporean making a living by being a car salesman. The poor guy is gonna eat grass very soon!

    In short, the ERP is nothing more than an attrition tax just like your road tax. Not only that, ERP is a far more elegant system compared to the current road tax system whereby only owners of vehicles are paying for the maintenance and construction of roads. You use the roads more, you pay more ERP because you wear down the roads more. Can we find a fairer system than the ERP where all road users and not just car owners are taxed? Is it fair that only car owners are paying for it?

    If you have better ideas, tell me!

  2. Electricity Tariffs

    It is not true that your electricity tariffs only goes up but never come down in tandem with oil prices.

    Here are the facts: In June 30th 2006, crude prices was US$74.15 at its highest, and electricity tariffs per kWh is S$0.2115 on July 1st. On April 1st, 2008, crude prices was US$105.10 at its highest, and electric tariffs per kWh is S$0.2388. When you take these figures into consideration, the percentage difference of crude prices between June 2006 and April 2008 is 29.44%, but the percentage difference of electric tariffs is 11.43%, not even half of the fluctuation in oil prices!

    Thus, if you chart oil prices and electric tariffs over all these years, you might actually notice that overall, while both lines will show an upward trend, the 2 lines do not exactly have the same gradient. In simpler terms, oil prices rises more steeply than our electric tariffs. In short, when prices shoot up, you are almost enjoying some kind of subsidies, but when the prices come down, you are just paying more so you won’t have to pay more in the next price spike of crude oil!

    Come on, Singapore! Be reasonable!!

  3. Housing Subsidies

    Look at your HDB flat prices from a different perspective!

    Quit listening from Chiam See Tong and the opposition and free yourself from suffering! Stop griping over the fact that tje cost used for the construction of each unit is far lower than the price it was sold to you, and stop feeling indignant over the figures seemingly pulled out of thin air to justify the cost of the land!

    The fact is, when you consider any kind of pension fund in any part of the world, it is always the case that the younger generation will pay into the fund so the older ones can draw it out when they reach the magic age.

    Now, after you have paid out of your CPF to buy that house, while funds in the CPF is paid interest, do you not want that money you paid for your HDB flat to also rise in value? Can’t you all see what we are doing here? Is that so hard to imagine?

    Singaporeans, you have wounded your caring and loving gahmen deeply. You should be ashamed of yourself!

Ok.. enough craps for one day. Don’t kill me if my logic is flawed. It’s all done for laughs and if you enjoyed it, I am happy for you. But should you find this perfectly reasonable and logical, I am also happy for you.

Have a good weekend ahead!

Transportation and ERP…

I love my country, even though at times I may feel I don’t belong, even when I find some of the things the Tali-PAP do to be quite repulsive…

I have definitely always make noise about what I found repulsive, and some of my friends have definitely heard or read some of my more radical and insane comments. But whatever those insane and dumb comments were, there’s always what can realistically be achieve, and what cannot. And having that realization is what separates me from the insane and the stupid.

Thus, I wrote a post to arguing that the opposition parties are in no position now to take over and it is my considered opinion they should avoid making a fool of themselves by doing that. From the way I looked at it, a people – government gahmen relationship is not that of a girlfriend – boyfriend relationship, but one more akin to an employer – employee relationship. For e.g. when we got our asses kicked out from the Federation of Malaysia, the Tali-PAP’s situation was more like that of a junior staff discovering himself being thrust into the position of a senior and it rose up to the challenge. Was the Tali-PAP ready for that? I doubt so when I remember MM Lee shedding his tears on national TV realizing just what a mess he has gotten himself into, for fighting for a Malaysia for all Malaysians.

But in the case of our opposition parties now, it is more like that of a fresh graduate looking for a job and with nothing much to show except for his FYP (Final Year Projects) or internships. For one to argue that the opposition has nothing to show and thus shouldn’t be allowed into parliament would be equal to the argument that no fresh graduate should ever be given a job for his lack of experience, or having no clue on how he should be doing his job! The fact that both Potong Pasir and Hougang have taken that step to vote in Chiam See Tong and Low Thia Khiang respectively, would say a lot about what they think a people – gahmen relationship should be.

Anyway, let me categorically say: the current system put in place by the Tali-PAP still works, or at least has worked for the past 43 years since our nation’s forced independence from Malaysia. There is nothing seriously wrong yet with the current system for Singaporeans to demand for a change in leadership. But there are kinks in the system that should be addressed, and it is my opinion that feedback over some of the kinks are not seriously address as mentioned in my earlier post here. But do note, unlike some of the unrealistic whiners out there, I am not saying everything I talked about in that post – from town council sinking funds to GIC investments – must be addressed, but rather the gahmen should look into what can realistically be addressed and do so without any serious compromise to our nation’s financial security.

Next, other than the kinks in the system, the gahmen should start treating us with a little more respect. And I am not talking about respect as in the gahmen should cower and fear us, but rather it should understand that most Singaporeans are a reasonable and understanding lot. Treat us as a partner in nation building, since we are clearly educated enough to be rational and logical. For starters, make some serious efforts in telling us why they are doing certain things. Once these things are explained nicely, most of us – with the exception of the unreasonable, irrational and illogical whiners – will really just accept it and find our own ways to work around them. Let me take for example here the ERP (Electronic Road Pricing).

Singaporeans find it really hard to accept ERP because they are sick and tired of the gahmen telling us that the ERP is a traffic congestion measure. Just quit trying to justify ERP’s existence by telling us which other countries have also adopted it. To us, all of that is really total bullshit. While congestion control might be one aspect of ERP, it is not much talked about ERP being a fairer method at taxing all road users for usage. We may have heard some mini$ter$ talk about how road tax has been cut to make ERP as cost neutral as possible to car owners, but it is difficult for someone who takes a cab regularly, or a company with a fleet of vans to see it as cost neutral to their activities. Is our gahmen not aware the cut in road tax has done nothing to alleviate the suffering of a person taking the cab, and a delivery company which has several vehicles passing under the ERP several times daily will hardly find that bearable?

Thus, it would have been just far more acceptable to tell us that ERP will gradually replace road tax as an attrition tax for the maintenance of our roads, and that all road users – not only car owners – are expected to do their part. It gives every road user no excuse from paying ERP and in a way they would be far less unhappy looking at ERP gantries popping out everywhere – even HDB estates – in the future. On top of that, the people may not like to hear it, but make it clear it also served the purpose of driving those people who didn’t like to pay it to use public transports. In short, it would be clearly obvious to a lot of us that ERP as part of a multi-pronged plan in dealing with the transportation matter as a whole.

And to address the complaints of those who are driven to use public transports that the system itself is inefficient, it must also be shown to them that there are plans in place, for e.g. to put in more MRT lines in the next 5 – 10 years. On top of which, it is also hope that the ERP will ensure there will be a steady ridership in the new systems as otherwise, there will be not enough users to justify their construction.

Simply put, the gahmen needs to seriously brush up on its public relation skills. On the top, the big picture maybe clear to the bigwigs, but Singaporeans may not necessarily understand all of them tie in together as they look at ERP as nothing more than a daily nightmare. Having the mini$ter respond to a question here and there once in awhile, or having the news comes out in disjointed parts doesn’t really help us Singaporeans to see the big picture. Just how many of us reads the White Paper or whatever shit anyway? Too many words and it bores us since we are also busy people trying to earn a living. The gahmen should make full use of SPH, and use one issue of Sunday Times or Nanyang Zaobao, to put all these things in simple graphical form to link them altogether to make it easily understandable – just like those pictures in letters informing us why we are getting GST rebates.

I am not asking for the gahmen to please us, but from what I gather from my friends and colleagues whenever we discuss some of these issues, giving us a proper, detailed explanation is what they expected. Do not just presume we can’t grasp something on a bigger scale. That shouldn’t be too hard for the gahmen to do, right?