There’s no greater news to wake up to than this!

Now all it needs is for Italy Shitaly to ‘keep this up’ . Yes. Keep losing until they crash out of the first round ignominiously – preferably with ZERO (0) points and a large goal deficit. There’s nothing more satisfying than that!

But before that, Fabio Grosso must trip someone in the defending area near the end of the match and a penalty rewarded to the opposing team, whereby the opposing team will score and send Shitaly crashing out. And in the best case scenario, Materazzi must lose his cool and headbutt someone and get himself a red card too.

There will be nothing more deserving than this as a well deserved retribution to the thieves of the World Cup!