The first seven ‘gender-war related’ comments are also known as ‘The collection of Drunken Men Talk’.
- 1. When a man agrees with everything a woman says, he simply wants to fxxk her. 😛 (Incidentally, that is also true when you want to have sex with a prostitute. You need to agree to the price she set.)
- 2. Women are not illogical. They simply understand only one logic that is unfathomable to all men: Her own.
- 3. Men don’t care if you have cellulite on your thighs, women! They won’t be looking at that when having sex!
- 4. Women, as a rough guide, you are too fat only when your tummy protrudes more than your breasts (when you are NOT pregnant).
- 5. Never ask a guy “Will you ever lie to me?” Because when he answers no, that will be the first time.
- 6. The perfect man written about on female magazines is but a figment of the imagination of old spinsters.
- 7. Natural selection gets a free hand in eliminating stupid women when they think bony models is the standard.
- 8. Language evolves. If it changes not, this invective would read “methinks ye should sucketh p***s mine, language nazis”.
For Laughs:
Battle for the Blood : Werewolves vs. Vampires.