Do not read further than this if you just had your meals!!!
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I am not responsible if you lost your meals because of this!!
Don’t say I didn’t warn you!!!
12 things I hate when I am taking a dump…
- the previous user has failed to flush and left his handiwork behind in its ‘full glory’ ;
- discovered that there is no plastic seat (it has been removed) or that it is dirty because the last ‘fireman’ was ‘testing his hose’ ;
- discovered unobstructed holes in the cubicle walls;
- discovered that the door cannot be secured and someone kicked the door open while you are in the midst of crap ‘extrusion’ ;
- over sensitive sensor flush – it flushes periodically and the blast of water is so strong that the ‘mist’ wet your ass cheeks;
- the clown in the next cubicle smokes because he can’t stand the ‘fragrance’ of his own ‘product’;
- the guy entering / leaving the next cubicle slams the door;
- the guy in the next cubicle is blasting music out of his speaker phone – for e.g. Michael Jackson’s Moonwalker – as if it is conducive to bowel movements;
- you can listen in to the next guy’s lively phone conversation – for e.g. “kio li mai ka hor wa leow bel hiao tia si boh? Wa jit zoon na pang sai lah!! KNN…”;
- you finished your business and found there’s no more toilet paper;
- the cleaner keeps testing your door as if he can’t believe you are still inside;
- [The most ultimate] discovered that your own mobile number is on the cubicle walls and it says Dial 9xxxxxxx for free sex