Daily Discourse: Cockadoo-da-doo, Any job will do!

Once upon a time, when this Lycan met his more-than-a-decade kindred friend for dinner at Botak Jones in Braddell, we agreed that even when one is elite, avoid being elitist. Being elitist, as per our own Hokkien translation, simply means being ‘kwai lan’ [Hokkien: obnoxious].

I would classify the following as an example of elitism or being elitist, even though I suspect my kindred friend may disagree.

Excerpts [Today Online 20.04.2009]

… Manpower Minister Gan Kim Yong was in earnest as he advised this participant, and the other 80 or so youthful participants at the dialogue session with Young NTUC, to be flexible when job-hunting in a downturn. He urged them to “take up any job that is available”, as there would always be “opportunities to upgrade later on”.

Say an employer asks why you’ve not been working for the past one year – do you answer that there were “no jobs available”?

“Employers will not believe because there are always jobs available,” said Mr Gan. “Employers will think … if in a crisis situation you’re willing to sit at home and do nothing, it means that you’re not flexible.”

For instance, Mr Gan revealed his “dream job” had been to teach, but the closest he got to it was as Minister of State for Education.

Friend Auntie Fang commented that this is as good as Barack Obama saying, “his greatest wish was to be the President of the High School Chess Club and the closest he end up is being the President of the United States.”

I burst out laughing. Yet at the same time I remembered during a recession not too long ago, a particular spawn of the Lim clan who then happened to be NTUC Chief and Mini$ter Cho-Bo-Lan of No-Portfolio (not the current one), said he could not understand why people on the edge of desperation would not even take up $800 jobs while foreign workers from China are jumping on it.

My answer then to him then was this: Do something to lower the cost of living, and Singaporeans will be a lot less fussy about the jobs and salary. Unlike Kiam Gan and his fellow mini$ter$, we aren’t the highest paid people in our respective lines in the world. Everyone, even the youngsters, basically look for jobs that would cover more that just the cost of living, or else it would be nothing but a pathetic existence which is all work and no… life!

On top of which, if Gan is really so keen about being a teacher, perhaps he should pray very hard that he will lose the next election. When that happens he can sign up to be a teacher or even start his own tuition centre. Even better, is that he lose to the slipper-man, and that will allow some kids to boast to their peers: Look! My teacher was the mini$ter who lost to slipper-man!!

Jokes aside, if Gan really lost in the elections, and the economy is so bad that he can’t even manage to be either a teacher or a tutor (impossible for a top calibre Tali-PAP mini$ter like him), Gan can still do what he preaches by signing on as a janitor in a school and wait for opportunities to upgrade later.

Frankly, there’s no greater encouragement than being a living example! Gan can prove to us he has what it takes! I am pretty damned sure he will be stayer and won’t just quit on us by migrating!


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