On 5th June, I predicted…

I happened to be looking through the server archives of ‘Grapevine’ chats in the office and I found this little prediction I made on June 5th. (Time is in GMT.)

Damn! Why didn’t I go to bet on this? I would probably have made some money there.

Anyway, looking at the way Russia gets its clocks cleaned, there’s some speculation that both Turkey and Russia are out because of some match fixing.

After all… it would be a little hard on bookies to come up with the payout odds for Turkey to meet Russia in the finals. Too much uncertainty, and too hard to predict who will win.

And well, considering that if I was the bookie and I won’t leave that much to chance… such speculation is not hard to imagine.

Sh-italy OUT!!!

Spain 4 : 2 Sh-italy (on Penalty)

Buffon must have used all his luck saving that late penalty against Romania, or else these shitheads would have been out already.

But yes, Sh-italy is OUT, finally!!! It’s a pity it took so long and these bunch of charlatans didn’t crash out with zero goals and zero points in the first round. I have waited long and hard for this day. These undeserving swines shouldn’t even be there for the quarterfinals. Romania would have been more deserving of that position but unfortunately they simply didn’t play well enough against the Netherlands.

Keep up the string of bad luck, Sh-italy, for there is nothing more joyous for me to see you bunch of divers, actors and thieves of the 2006 World Cup get the retribution you so deserved!!

Netherlands 1 – 3 Russia (aet)

Yes! Russia!

A deserving loss for the Netherlands for not letting Romania through so the blasted Shitalians can go back to do some Alfresco dining eating Spaghetti and coffee drinking!

Are we looking at the possibility of a Turkey vs Russia finals?

(If you need to sing the Russian Anthem patriotically… watch the following Youtube video and karaoke on your own. It might have been the ‘Hymn of the Soviet Union’ but then I don’t know better…)

[Humor] Caution: John Terry

The heart-broken ones who had watched the Champion’s League match on Thursday morning, they will understand… this ‘joke’. In fact, I suppose ManUre should have this at Old Trafford whenever they clean toilets.

It was to me, one of the most heart wrenching match to watch, even more heart wrenching than seeing Zidane sent off for his head-butt in the World Cup match against Italy Sh-italy.

Thank you very much, John Terry, for losing the Champions League cup to ManUre. All you need to do was to score that last penalty and you didn’t. So, whether Avrant Grant will still stay as Chelsea Chel-ski Manager, or someone else will take over, it is high time to sell of John Terry… if not have someone more capable replace him as Chel-ski captain.

Double Misery…

Firstly, Reading will be relegated because of goal difference. Thanks for Portsmouth for conceding that goal to Fulham! But Readig player Number 13 will not weep. We watch you scored and tried your best in tears, as you put up a good fight against Derby. We hope to see you back the season after.

Next, Chelsea drew and didn’t win EPL. Didn’t even win their match to level in points. Hopefully they do better at Moscow.

‘Nuff said.

* This is a M18 program. String of vulgarities has been censored harmonized *

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