“I’m only an MP!”

This is quite interesting.

There are two reasons why I would even know who Chan Soo Sen is. And one of them is because of Joo Chiat’s ‘Little Vietnam’. The other reason is, if I recalled correctly, when Chan was asked about his reduced majority after the vote count in the last GE, he made the comment that ‘people maybe voting for the opposition because the the times have gotten better’.

Perhaps. And when I ‘listened’ in between the lines, it suggested to me that the residents are ungrateful for the good work he and his party has done, though let me make it clear I am just thinking out loud and I am NOT accusing Chan of meaning his comment any other way.

But before you become indignant about what has transpired, remember: if you have voted for the Tali-PAP, if you ‘shhh’ your friends when they complain, if you don’t give a shit and think the opposition can’t make it anyhow, if you are afraid they would find out if you vote for the opposition, if you are afraid that the world will stop spinning without the Tali-PAP, then you are a part of what created this little ‘predicament’.

66.6%, dudes. Pat yourself in the back for a job well done. Or if you are the other 33.4%, then join me with a mug of beer to drown our misery.

But I applaud this lady, because she has her photo on her blog and there’s a possibility she might even get into trouble for what she has written.

Original from eastcoastlife

On the evening of 26th January 2004, armed with my prepared letter of complaint, nicely typed out, I went to meet my MP Chan Soo Sen. He was also Senior Minister of State (Education).

I was probably insane at that time. I secretly put a chopper in my bag. Hubby came home at that very moment and saw me behaving suspiciously in the kitchen. I was brushing past him in a haste, when he grabbed my bag and found the chopper in it. He snatched the chopper from my hands. Concerned for my state of mind, my husband decided to come with me.

I saw a grassroot volunteer to file my report. I was led to see my MP after waiting for some time. Hubby and I sat opposite him. I handed him my letter. He looked at it, couldn’t belief his eyes and stole a glance at us. He thought we were trying to be funny. Hubby and I just sat still, observing his facial expression as he finished reading my letter.

Finally he put down the letter, laid back on his swivel chair, crossed his fingers and asked me, “So what do you want?” I told him I want action to be taken. Justice. I told him I was being harassed and threatened.

He looked at me, shrugged his shoulders and declared with an air of indifference,”What can I do? I’m only an MP!”

I was stunned. He didn’t ask any more details about my cases. He wasn’t a bit concerned about the matter I brought up. Either such things are very common in his Ministry or he thinks his Ministry staff cannot be wronged. Slowly my anger rose. “You mean there is nothing I can do? I can’t make a police report? I can’t call the press? Can’t you see I’m already half dead?”

“Well, it’s your right,” he shrugged his shoulders again and answered matter-of-factly.

Hubby who has been keeping quiet all this while, retorted him,”You mean you as a Minister of State for Education cannot do anything about your Ministry? You are totally not concerned about your Ministry. You are not taking feedback? I’m shocked that you are not asking for more details.”

The MP lan-lan (quietly) sat in front of his computer and typed out a letter addressed to MOE. We said our ‘thank you’ and left. We knew nothing would come out of it.

We have met a few MPs who were also Ministers, they left great impressions on us. Ex-Minister of State (Environment) Mr Sidek Saniff would take immediate action if there was any complaint or feedback about the environment. At his MPS sessions or on his walkabouts, if the residents feedback on their surrounding environment, he would get his men to go and check the next day.

Another Minister Dr Lee Boon Yang, while holding the portfolio of Minister of Labour, gave proper advice when I met him at his MPS session in 1991. I met him again in 2002 at Istana, when I mentioned my case to him again, he was concerned and asked whether it was properly handled. It was and I was grateful to him for his advice.

Ex-Parliamentary Secretary (Education) Mohamad Maidin B P M would always be ready to help people who had feedback on education issues. At times, for urgent cases he would ask the residents to fax details or call him at his office the next day.

Unknown to my MP, that morning, I had sent an email enclosing the same letter of complaint to then Deputy Prime Minister Lee Hsien Loong, who happened to be abroad then ………..

One Wing F-15 Eagle

This is an interesting video gotten off military.com, which I uploaded to Youtube. It is probably excerpts taken off a documentary from Historical Channel itself.

The video showed an Israeli pilot recounting his mid-air collision experience and how he survived that collision with an A-4 Skyhawk while flying an F-15.

The real shocker comes at the end of this 8 minute footage, where they show the photos of the actual Israeli Air Force F-15 which survived the collision. Even the manufacturer couldn’t believe the plane has survived an air collision, losing one wing, and landed safely.

茶杯里的风暴 – 完结篇

有人告诉俺,你 “出口成 ‘脏'” 的狗屁文章,在别人的部落格上被反击的支离破碎,体无完肤。他问: “你不打算反击吗?”

有必要吗?公说公有理,婆说婆有理。你写得天花乱坠也不会得冠军。及其所能最多也只能言语上侮辱别人,或者写篇有娱乐性的文章娱乐一下大众。所以适可而止就好,不需要花太多精力和时间在它之上。

当自己的目的已基本达成了,还在那泼妇骂街有什么意义?难道还要和猪一起在泥巴里打滚吗?况且,本座的立场一向就是: 嘴巴长在他人头上,他要放什么臭屁就让他去。给俺骂赢了又如何?明天地球还会一样旋转。一个如果好命本来就是几个孩子的爹的人,跟一群无知小毛头争吵,就算胜利了又有什么光彩?

说到目的,从开始谩骂开始,就一直是设定好的。如下:

  1. “围魏救赵”
    当俺的朋友被人骂个狗血淋头,还被恶意的诋毁,俺无法坐视不理。所以开骂,主要的目的是将注意力从友人身上分散开来。他们骂俺,俺的目的就基本上达成。俺才没有闲空继续对骂。因为,从来没有人能吠赢一群疯狗。如果能赢,该人也应该疯了吧?
  2. 夺取主动
    如果反击别人的文章,基本上就是不自觉的被牵制,和丧失自由攻击的能力。用本座的部落格来大幅度的评论别人或者他们的狗屁文章是非常无聊和愚蠢的。如果我要如此行,我定当到 blogger.com 去注册一个叫 ‘anotheridiot’ 的部落格。所以,要夺回主动,首先就随便找个话题,然后就任意的把目标人物和话题扯在一起。简单来说,就是利用一篇无聊透顶的文章,让它像蛆一样慢慢的侵蚀和扰乱一个非常在乎别人对自己看法的人的思维。文章里一堆似是而非的 ‘论点’,通常是为了使目标的注意力完全集中到文章之上,达到局部限制其自由思考的目的。当目标坠入胡思乱想的境界,那时它就完全被动了。如果它没反应也没关系,至少自己也不会被卷入那无聊的风波里。
  3. 废物利用
    当目标只考虑如何反击摧毁俺的论点,通常都会把俺的文章转载到其部落格之上。这就是所谓废物利用。原本它们的部落格根本就是千篇一律和一文不值,此刻却间接成为俺用来宣传的途径。本座非常满意这方面的成绩,因为那几篇文章就使俺那门可罗雀的部落格的访客在那几天里比平时多达到三倍以上 (见下图)。很肯定的,访客可不是从天上掉下来的,也不是因为我的写作能力非常突出。

就算你说我输了,也没关系。因为我根本没损失了什么。公开和持续的骂战其实是永远没有胜利者的。况且,有些胜利也不是彻底击垮对方才算胜利的。 政治上的胜利,往往就是在 没有 / 最少 / 或者自己能接受的 损失里达到目的。

就让这告一段落。我还是继续发我的牢骚,回归这部落格一贯剪辑新闻后写一些无聊的评论的风格去。

(粤) 笑骂由人洒脱地做人 – 取之许冠杰 & 张国荣的 “沉默是金”

茶杯里的风暴 III

MrOtaku 部落格上的最近的一篇文章似乎又引起某个叫 ‘汤罐仙’ 的反感。这又汤又仙的怪胎公然指责 MrOtaku 提倡对女性进行暴力 (promotes violence against women),并号召群众必须群起而围攻之。

我看过 MrOtaku 小子那篇指桑骂槐的的文章。虽然含沙射影,但是还不至于冒天下之大不韪 (risk the wrath of the world),公然的提倡对女性进行暴力。毛泽东说过,女人能撑起半边天。所以,就算他胆生毛,会笨到向一半的人类 – 包括他的母亲大人 – 宣战吗 (declare war on one half of the human race)?

再说,文章主要针对的对象,是呼之欲出的。所以那一半一半 (half this half that) – 也是不三不四 – 的东西会怀恨在心,进而恶意攻击的理由本座也不必言明。既然是 ‘一半一半又不三不四的东西’,对别人的文章是否是一知半解,那我们也得仔细考虑 (examine with care) 一下了。既然如此,指责是否正确实在是根本没必要辩论 (needless to debate) 的。但是俺能肯定的,’半桶屎的 人’ (Hokkien: bwa tang sai eh lang) 如果断章取义 (take things out of context) 来大作文章,那定当不稀奇。

言归正转,说到福建话 ‘半桶屎’ (half a pail of shit) 这短短的三个字,包藏的道理可是博大精深 (conveys deep wisdom) 啊!诸君必定在想,为何俺会这么说呢?会有那么严重吗?

首先,说人 ‘半桶水’ (half a pail of water),是说有人的学艺不精 (failed to master something entirely),一知半解 (did not fully understand)。虽然这样的人时常会帮倒忙,甚至越帮越忙,但至少还有些用途。 ‘半桶屎’ 的东西啊,就什么用途都没有了。因为这类孬种连所懂得那一半也是没用的 (even the half it managed to understand is useless),就象屎一样差不多一点用都没有。简单的来说,被比喻为 ‘半桶屎’ 的,其实比 ‘半桶水’ 更是一无是处 (utterly fxxking useless) 了。

而且话说回来,屎本身也并不是完全没有用途。就说牛屎 (cow dung) 吧,发酵后 (after fermentation) 释放出来的甲烷 (methane) 还有当作天然气的用途。剩下的渣滓,在印度还被用来做成砖块,建成一所冬暖夏凉的好房子。最基本的用途还可用来施肥。也就是说,要是用 ‘半桶屎’ 来形容某某,任何生物的屎 (feces of any creatures),必定都会感觉委屈 (distressed) 的。

但请谨记,虽然这骗文章对屎的确是有某些见解,但是其注重的并不是屎… 就象之前那篇不是讲 ‘妓’ (与 ‘鸡’ 谐音) – 一样,虽然芽笼被轻描淡写的提过。

唉,不写了,俺得去休息了。既然目的已经达到了就应当休息。太过专著 (to be obsessed with) 某些事与物是一种病态 (a kind of sickness) 。别 ‘玩’ 的过火以免就象牛肉煮得太熟了可能会不好吃一样。加上身体不照顾好是会很容易完蛋的。呜呼哀哉之后就什么都玩完了…

(粤) 其实开心好简单最紧要好玩 – 取之许冠杰的 ”最紧要好玩”

茶杯里的风暴 ][

那无聊的 “战斗” 仍然持续着。前线传来的消息是其中一个叫做 “鸡不死” (hen-never-perished) 的小不点企图扩大战果,竟然把它部落格其中的一篇文章给上载到 tomorrow.sg 去了。

真是太好了。如果它认为如此是非常聪明的作法,那就让它去吧。鸡的脑袋原本就小得可怜,能想到这样点子,是非常罕见的。而且,它也有选择自我毁灭的权力。不过话先说在前头,几亿年的岁月里有只鸡终于能成功的进化 (evolve),此刻达尔文 (Darwin) 如还在世的话肯定会非常骄傲他的 “进化论” (Evolution Theory) 被验证了!妙哉!妙哉!

唯一可惜的,它进化后竟然是把自己的愚蠢公诸于世。想必看到它如此的糟蹋其进化的果实,达尔文此刻也只能深深的叹息。因为大自然的 “适者生存定律” (law of the survival of the fittest) 最终还是会因此而淘汰 (eliminate) 如此劣等的生物 (inferior lifeform) 的。唉,实在可惜啊!

虽然如此,不过本座还是以为,不管其作为是如何的不智,既然它自愿 (volunteer) 站了出来娱乐 (entertain) 诸君,如此无私的对社会奉献 (selfless sacrifice to society) 还是值得我们惊叹的。本座也突然想到,既然中国古文学里时常有关于禽兽听佛讲道之后而得道,这鸡鸡会成功进化,是否是因为在城市丰收教会里常常听某某牧师讲道的结果呢? 呵呵…

当然,既然是鸡 – 不管是有羽毛的鸟类还是芽笼站街的那种 – 我们还是得提防的。禽流感 – 或者爱滋病 – 到目前还没的医的呢!危险!危险!还是站远一点的好。 * 我闪! *

当然,俺既然胆敢自封 “鸟神”, 俺对俺的子民的痛苦当然不会视若无睹 (will not close a blind eye to the suffering of my subjects)。在此献上由中国 “闪侠” 创作的一个 MV, 纪念那些自爆发禽流感以来,无辜受害和痛苦受难的鸡族死难者吧。


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