Hefty Pay rise in January… Just not mine!!

According to the Stooge Times: $ingapore’$ mini$ter$ and top civil servants $erpent$ will start the New Year with a pay increase, ranging from 4% to 21%. This is the second phase of an increase that was decided on in April. (Details at a glance, refer to the chart above.)

Also in the same article: For instance, mini$ter$ at the entry grade of MR4 will get an average of 9 months performance bonus, on top of the GDP bonus, which can fall between 3 and 8 months, depending on economic growth.

What?! 9 months of ‘performance’ bonus? What ‘performance’ bonus? Do show, talk cock, sing song? And 3 – 8 months of GDP bonus some more, which can be a max of 17 months of bonus?! Just how many people gets bonus like that? Do we ever get bonus or a pay increment that’s even marginally close to how the company is doing?

So, while there used to be a time when I would at least expressed a little gratitude to these bastards for what Singapore has achieved and where we are today, now I will give them none of that. And this is why:

With this kind of pay you mofos are already paid in full. Respect and gratitude will not be part of the package. Be glad I haven’t include your family members in my morning curses.

I normally would have much much to say about this matter… but I guess this guy ‘oldmaster’ said it best in the comments following the article on the Stooge Times:

Each time I see the ministers justifying their own multi-million-dollar salary, I just feel so sian….

Actually, I wrote quite a bit after the word sian, then I erased them all.
The hokkien have a way to deal with this –
‘mai-go-gong’ (don’t say any more).

As to what I think about their justification to their pay is all said in this article taken from Yazhou Zhoukan (亚洲周刊), which I post in May this year. (If you cannot read Chinese… too bad.)

Singaporeans will likely forget all these by the time of the next elections but I won’t. And if the Opposition will stop abandoning us Westies, I will at least go and listen to what they want to say, and even if they don’t get my vote, it won’t go to the Tali-PAP.

No Comfort Here (IV) – New Fare Structure

The wonderful PTC has once again done its usual rubber stamping to approve the fare hike by ComfortDelgro, ostensibly to ‘assist’ cabbies in defraying the increase in cost they are bearing as a result of the rise in diesel prices… by passing the cost to us. According to the People’s Daily Straits Stooge Times, that would be a 10% to 49% (!!) more in overall fares.

Well, it wasn’t that long ago that it was 10 cents very 225m (i.e. 20cents every 450m) before they reduced it to 210m, right? Now you only get 385m out of that almost the same 20cts. Impressive. However, I ain’t so unhappy about that since comparatively, our metered fares are actually quite competitive when you compare it with that of other cities.

In fact, I have always been for a drastic increase in flag down rate and also a more competitive metered rate without the jumble of freaking surcharges as a first level attempt to deal with the demand. After all, a low flag down rate in itself creates a unnatural demand on cabs. That would say a lot about what I think of the change of the peak hour surcharge from $2 to 35% of metered fare, so let’s move on from there.

Next, to addressed commuters’ concern on the difficulty in getting a cab in the city in the evening, it reduced call bookings to ‘better match the demand and supply of taxis’ by 50cts. Now that’s really ‘great news’. Are you on your knees weeping in gratitude yet?


Click here for the origin of the ‘No Comfort Here’ Campaign

I have said this before and I will say it again. LAN CHEOW!!! (Sorry for the vulgarities. It was simply the most direct way for me to express my feelings right now.)

If you are wondering why I am actually outraged about something that has gone down, let me explain. It’s simply because reducing call booking would have done nothing to affect the bottom line of the cab companies at all, since they still get their cut per call. Above which, we still have a cab per capita figure higher than Hong Kong so just why is there even a need to call a cab? Anyone calling the cab company to inform the cabbie where his business is, when logically the cabbie should be out to ‘cari his own makan’ (i.e. find his own ‘food’), is actually doing the cabbie a favor, isn’t he? And here you have to pay when you do someone a favor!

Wow, that must be another first for Singapore!!

You might scream and say that it isn’t easy for cabbies to make a living but hey… was it any easier for a whole lot of us to make ours? So why in the world should we be going out of our way to make it easier for them? How often is your pay adjusted when living costs go against you, huh?

Anyway, enough on that. Let’s look at the one ‘pro-driver’ move: For drivers who are afraid of paying ERP charges to enter the city and risk not getting a passenger, ComfortDelgro says it will even pay an ‘ERP rebate’ to cabbies who cannot land a passenger within 15 minutes of entering an ERP zone.

What a wonder cost-free PR gesture!! I wonder which guy with a world class pay came up with this ‘for show’ idea because realistically, how the hell is that even possible when on one hand you have long queues at the taxi stands, and then people who can’t stand the wait calling for a cab?! Just do away with the freaking ERP on cabs, for goodness sake, and just make sure we have no problems flagging a cab. If we have problems flagging one and the reason is cabbies not wanting to enter the CBD, then the problem is either the ERP or the cabbies so fix either one of them!

I am not for denouncing this hike and calling it useless straight away, but I am looking forward to seeing the blog postings talking about just how much the situation has not changed. And if the situation is the same old story again, then let’s revisit this issue with a vengeance. At that time, I would suggest that the heads of a particular CEO, whoever who did this so-called ‘in-depth review’, and members of the PTC roll to pay for this.

After all, we are running a meritocracy, yes? So, with world class pay, I will expect world class performance and not world class excuses or failures coming from these mofos.

No Comfort Here (III)

Our useless gover-min which believes that everything can be solved by raising the costs and passing it to the people who use the service is at it again. This time round, it is raising taxi fares. (Read about it here.)

There will be an adjustment of the flag down rate by 30cts – i.e. normal cabs will now start at $2.70 and the so-called green cabs will start at $3.00. It is said that the distance and time-based charges will be adjusted too and the surcharges will be streamlined as well.

Will that be any good to us commuters when the only real change is that people are going to hurt more in their pockets? And whether they continue to use if they think they can still afford it, or take the MRT, it probably will have no effect on the transport companies’ bottom line. And that maybe the real reason for the hike and what this money faced gover-min cared about, isn’t it?


Click here for the origin of the ‘No Comfort Here’ Campaign

It is said this is done to help cabbies. But will the lot of our cabbies improve or get worse? We can only tell when cabbies start fighting over a passenger flagging on the road side that life has become really tough for them. Other wise, I am really not surprised if it more stories start flooding this site. The problem with disappearing or loitering cabs, or bad attitude cabbies is unlikely to go away any time soon, and meantime we will be forced to continue to award some of the bastards as if our money comes any easier.

Town Council Sinking Funds

Some of these things can really make your blood boil. See article below:

New rule to safeguard council funds
 By Tan Hui Yee & Mavis Toh
 ST Dec 2, 2007

TOWN councils tempted to play the stock market to increase the returns on their sinking funds will now have to meet a new rule that caps how much they can put into higher-risk investments.

Councils, which have had some leeway when investing their cash, must limit their investments in non-government stocks, funds or securities to 35 per cent of the sinking fund.

This new rule, which kicked in yesterday, applies to more than $1 billion in sinking funds managed by the 16 town councils in Singapore.

The money is collected through monthly service and conservancy charges and government grants and is used for cyclical repairs, such as re-painting or re-roofing.

The Ministry of National Development brought the rule in to strike a balance between councils trying to get good returns on their funds and not taking undue risks with residents’ money.

Some council cash has been going into shares and corporate bonds, which are considered riskier than government ones.

The president of the Society of Financial Service Professionals Leong Sze Hian said: ‘Corporate bonds are only as good as the company can pay. The risk of a company running out of money is higher than that of the Government.’

Before the new rule, council investments were governed by the Trustees Act, which placed restrictions on some instruments. The new 35 per cent cap is seen as stricter, but no council contacted by The Sunday Times said it would have trouble complying.

The Hong Kah Town Council has about $150 million in its sinking fund, with one-third invested in government bonds returning 2 to 3 per cent. Another third is in short-term fixed deposits with returns of 1.5 to 3 per cent, with the rest handled by fund managers.

The investments can include corporate bonds and stocks, which are riskier. But this portion, handled by fund managers, nets about 8 to 10 per cent in returns a year, said council chairman Ang Mong Seng.

Sinking funds are typically parked in safe investment instruments, such as government bonds and fixed deposits. But a few years ago, many councils felt that they could do better by investing in other instruments, such as shares.

Many then let fund managers invest a bigger portion of their cash and reap better returns.

One billion dollars?! That’s  $1,000,000,000  in sinking funds, did I read that right?

Imagine an average of just 3.5% returns on that a year, that would be $35,000,000. Using the Hong Kah Town Council as the standard template for every town council, the returns would range between $38,000,000 – $43,000,000 a year!

That probably isn’t a lot of money compared to how much our PM earns a year ($3,500,000), but just how the hell are these funds accumulated? If not profits from conservancy charges we paid each month, just how on earth did our town councils, which supposedly provide public services in our constituencies, turn into a profit making entity? And if the sinking fund did indeed come from the money we paid to them, wouldn’t that fact alone means we are being over-charged for our conservancy charges?

That aside, I almost couldn’t recall any case in which we were given cuts in our conservancy charges when they are making that kind of money. Above which, with that kind of money, how the hell do they even justify the amount we are paying them every month now?!

慈善机构和管理人员的薪金…

“我认为要吸引称职的专业人员到慈善机构任职,可行的办法就是支付全职员工相当于他们在企业界担任另一份责任相当的工作所领的工资,否则慈善公益界将因无法吸引足够的专业人员,而在效率和管理方面落后于私人企业界。”吴作栋 无作用呼吁企业界领导人更积极地挺身担任慈善机构董事,以透过他们的专业管理经验去加强慈善机构的监管机制和运作效率,从而赢得民众对慈善团体的信心。


以上是我们 ‘资政’ 老吴最近对慈善公益界的管理所做的一番谈话。

起初我还以为老吴是要本地既然已经那么有钱了的企业界领导人大发善心,在不计较收入下多做点公益。但我有一次失望了。因为行动党的精英又一次把马车放到马的前面来了。这颠倒乾坤般的 “逻辑” 层出不穷到在令人叹为观止的境界。

慈善团体和企业界最大的不同点就在于,一个企业的资本与盈利并不是靠着民众的善心得来的。民众对慈善团体之所以失去信心,最基本的就是民众无法容忍和接受,甚至无法原谅慈善团体的高层的高薪。况且,杜莱虽然得到高薪,但是他的行为可否为 NKF 赢得任何信心? 难道老吴不知道也是应为 NKF 的事件才使到民众不再信任任何的慈善团体,甚至对它们感到失望?

只要用心细想就会明白,当大家看到须要善款的人的痛苦而慷慨解囊时,都是认为每一分的钱都会到达他们手上的。如果很大的部分是用来支付某些所谓的专业人员的薪金,那么就请这些专业人员以完全不依赖民众的善心的方式把钱弄来。要不然,凭什么要求民众接受部分的善款是用来支付某些所谓的专业人员的薪金呢?难道用高超的手段 – 例如艺人玩命 – 来激发民众的怜悯之心,就是所谓的管理和效率?

如果连在慈善机构工作都是 ‘以钱为本’,什么都 ‘向钱看’ 的话,那么行动党政府最好把全部的慈善机由财政部接收,让财政部长来管理,让后再提高消费税来解决好了。

薪金全世界最高的新加坡部长们,难道会有人比他们更称职? 既然行动党的高官都是人才,都那么本事,何必还须要什么企业界领导来帮忙?

我呸!

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