Ngong Ping 360 – LanTau Island

On the recommendation of my Hong Kong office colleague, Sam, I took the MTR to Tung Chung [东涌] to visit Ngong Ping 360 [昂坪 360] – a cable car ride that will give us sort of a bird’s eye view of much of Lantan Island [大屿山] on the way up to the largest outdoor Bronze Buddha Statue in the world.

I’ll not waste my time writing too much about the trip, and will let the pictures do the talking. Let me just say I am so unfit that being stubborn and trying to walk all the way up 268 steps to the Buddha Statue without stopping almost killed me and I ‘fainted’ at the foot of the Buddha Statue when I made it up there.

By the time I got back I met Lyna, who is currently on Business trip to our Hong Kong office for a month, for dinner and some drinks at Lan Kwai Fong [兰桂坊]. I am sorry I didn’t take too much pictures of the place as I was having quite a bad headache then.

But being the ‘jiu gui’ [酒鬼 – Alcoholic], I felt a lot better after a few drinks.

Hong Kong 08.08.08

Arrived at Hong Kong International Airport at around 2:10pm today. The walk from the terminal back to the arrival hall is quite long – in fact I even had to take a short train ride to get there.

This is my first time to Hong Kong and I messed up when I make my way to the hotel in the Kowloon area. I should have listened to chillycraps by taking the MTR to Tsingyi [青衣] but I ‘geh kiang’ [假厉害 – act smart] took the train to Kowloon [九龙] instead. End up I have to take a roundabout route back to Lai King [荔景] so I can make my way to the MTR station nearest to my hotel – Prince Edward [太子].

I have to say Hong Kong’s MTR appears more efficient and convenient than Singapore’s, but that’s maybe because Hong Kong has a subway system longer than we do. The trains are quite new and clean too and they definitely come more often during peak hours.

Since it’s a free and easy trip, I basically just wandered around town with the camera to take pictures and did not really go to the tourist attractions. But definitely I’ll look into visiting some of the tourist attractions in the next few days.

Here are some of the pictures I have taken after having dinner with my Sam, my colleague in the HK office. I wandered for about 3 hours around both Causeway Bay [铜锣湾] and a small part of Mongkok [旺角]… and surprisingly, even though I was wondering aimlessly after getting off the Mongkok MTR station, I end up wandering right back to my hotel when I thought I was lost. I must say I did make an effort not to make 4 right turns and headed off in a particular direction. So I guess my sense of direction isn’t so bad after all, and having the road names in Chinese is great help.

Some thoughts…

A 47-million dollars church building

I once raved about a local mega-church spending $47 million into building a titanium-clad church building and a friend – a non believer – pointed out that he felt there’s really nothing wrong with it because like the 5.5-ton gold Buddha in Thailand, the intention was probably to inspire – i.e. to let the believers see just how they have been collective blessed – or rewarded, depending on your point of view – for their faith.

I do not deny that a $47 millionchurch building may have left believers in awe and inspired by the goodness of God. But unlike the 5.5-ton gold Buddha, which will probably outlast our species even if the human species go extinct, the $47 million church building was, from what I have gathered, built on 30-year leased land. In other words, after 30 years they will have to tear that building down and return the plot of land as it is to the state. That will be approximately the equivalent of paying $1.6 million a year for the lease, and I am not even sure if that $47 million even include land cost.

Simply put, the 5.5-ton gold Buddha would have continue to inspire the Thai people and impress tourists for many generations to come, but in one generation the $47 million church building will only live on in photos or the memories of those who still lived. It begs the question, would God have look less favorable upon a ‘lesser’ church building in lands with strong persecution and the believers built with their own bare hands and material obtained from nature?

It makes one wonder, how those who are charged as stewards of His blessings actually account to Him that this is a prudent use of money. In fact, I wonder how they actually justified that as being part of God’s Will.

Anyway, here’s something out of point: Did you know in the Forbidden Palace in Beijing there’s a almost 300-year-old art piece carved out of a piece of jade weighing almost 5.4 tons? Took them years to mine it from some mountain in Xinjiang and – if I am not wrong – 3 years to ship to Beijing, and then another 6 years to send it to Yangzhou to carve it into the art piece it is today and back.


Photos of the Jade Piece:
[1] (zoom out – showing full jade)
[2] (zoom in – showing part of the art work)

Reality and Ideals

I did not think Cao Cao [曹操] has in his mind all along the plan to seize and hold the Han Emperor hostage as a mean to dominate the other warlords. Indeed, before he even participated in the any military action, be it against the Yellow Turban rebels [黄巾军], or before he participate in the coalition of forces against the warlord Dong Zhuo [董卓], he was nothing more than a security official – sort of the equivalent of the Deputy Commissioner of the Police Department – in the northern part of Imperial capital.

Do note that at times, the younger Cao Cao even seek advice on how to attain certain near term objectives: e.g. stabilizing the areas he rule, how to restore order to the Empire etc. His stature and power only increased over a long period of time – from general to Prince of Wei – over a period of 36 years [184AD to 220AD].

What I am trying is this: be realistic and not idealistic. Many people who achieve greatness or their objectives in the end normally do not let his opponents or any other people determine how it should be done or what the rules of the game is. They look at the reality at that time to make the best of it, or redefine what the rules should be and work towards their ideals one step at a time.

In short, to ask for certain plans to be revealed before the person is given a task is an absurd proposition which only the Tali-PAP Men-In-White can devise to fxxk up the opposition. I don’t even know what to think about the people who would accept that!

The Singapore National Anthem

This is my response to some guy who called 93.8FM and asked for the National Anthem to be changed. I don’t know what your reasons are but if it’s “dont understand” or “cannot remember” , then I hope this will help you, and all new immigrants who have recently gotten their citizenship.

It is my considered opinion that our National Anthem is a showcase of our racial harmony. It is also appropriate because of our geographical location. Just take a look at the map if you don’t understand. We are right smacked in the Malay Archipelago. [map]

MAJULAH SINGAPURA!
(Malay – Only this is sung)

Mari kita rakyat Singapura
Sama-sama menuju bahagia
Cita-cita kita yang mulia
Berjaya Singapura

Marilah kita bersatu
Dengan semangat yang baru
Semua kita berseru
Majulah Singapura
Majulah Singapura

ONWARD SINGAPORE!
(English Translation)

Come, fellow Singaporeans
Let us progress towards happiness together
May our noble aspiration bring
Singapore success

Come, let us unite
In a new spirit
Let our voices soar as one
Onward Singapore!
Onward Singapore!

前进吧,新加坡!
(中文翻译)

来吧,新加坡人民,
让我们共同向幸福迈进;
我们崇高的理想,
要使新加坡成功。

来吧,让我们以新的精神,
团结在一起;
我们齐声欢呼;
前进吧,新加坡!
前进吧,新加坡!

Originals are found here.


Attached also is a screen shot of the anthem’s translation in Tamil, since I don’t know how to type in Tamil:

12 Hates When Taking A Dump

Do not read further than this if you just had your meals!!!

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You are really sure you wanna read this?

I am not responsible if you lost your meals because of this!!

Don’t say I didn’t warn you!!!


12 things I hate when I am taking a dump…

  1. the previous user has failed to flush and left his handiwork behind in its ‘full glory’ ;
  2. discovered that there is no plastic seat (it has been removed) or that it is dirty because the last ‘fireman’ was ‘testing his hose’ ;
  3. discovered unobstructed holes in the cubicle walls;
  4. discovered that the door cannot be secured and someone kicked the door open while you are in the midst of crap ‘extrusion’ ;
  5. over sensitive sensor flush – it flushes periodically and the blast of water is so strong that the ‘mist’ wet your ass cheeks;
  6. the clown in the next cubicle smokes because he can’t stand the ‘fragrance’ of his own ‘product’;
  7. the guy entering / leaving the next cubicle slams the door;
  8. the guy in the next cubicle is blasting music out of his speaker phone – for e.g. Michael Jackson’s Moonwalker – as if it is conducive to bowel movements;
  9. you can listen in to the next guy’s lively phone conversation – for e.g. “kio li mai ka hor wa leow bel hiao tia si boh? Wa jit zoon na pang sai lah!! KNN…”;
  10. you finished your business and found there’s no more toilet paper;
  11. the cleaner keeps testing your door as if he can’t believe you are still inside;
  12. [The most ultimate] discovered that your own mobile number is on the cubicle walls and it says Dial 9xxxxxxx for free sex

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