James Gomez 2006 = Franics Seow 1988
James Gomez 2006 = Jufrie Mahmood 1991
James Gomez 2006 = Tang Liang Hong 1997

‘Nuff said!

Please don’t vote for 7-UP:

• Conservancy Charges Up;
• Electricity Up;
• ERP Up;
• GST Up;
• Transport Fare Up;
• Water Up; and
• Mini$terial Pay Up

Oh well… another 75.2% all sure up!!

Lao Goh said WP aspires to be the ruling party in their manifesto but is incapable of naming a ‘Shadow Cabinet’ when challenged.
Didn’t Yeo Cheow Tong Lam Cheow Kong say there isn’t a need for one before that?

Ooi!! Make up your mind leh!

Splattered across the evening Chinese tabold Shin Ming Daily: Chiam’s got no money to upgrade

Sure. $6,000,000 – $8,000,000 is really just a few peanuts!

Splattered across TODAY: Real people front PM’s point to rebuff the opposition’s charge that some people are being left behind as income gap widens.

Oh well… Only God knows whether there are 100 failures out there for every example Baby Lee brings up.

SATIRE TIMES *** NEWSFLASH ***
Apr 28, 2006

Teenager Jim Gomez, 16, was today found with his zip down. School accuses Jim of acts of indecency in public and being a sex pervert. He is called a threat to the school and was accused of an attempt to outrage the modesty of the female vice principal. Friends coming to his side who deny the accusations or refusing to comment on them are accused of having something to hide.
A video recording subsequently shown Gomez walking around in the school corridor with his fly open. Gomez explain that he was rushing back to class after taking an urgent dump in the toilet and has forgotten to zip his pants in his haste.
After having Jim publicly apologise to his classmates, father Logan and mother Sylvia said they expect the matter to come to a close. The Gomezs have already asked for the matter to be close and will not further comment on the matter.
Meantime, the disciplinary master, the form teacher, members of the teaching staff, and the school’s director’s board continue to comment on the matter, insisting that this one matter says alot about the Gomez family and the personality of Gomez. They continue their demand that Jim and his family come clean of the matter. School administration said they would have let the matter rest had not the vice principal reminded a senior director of the school’s board of the seriousness of such a matter.