World Hero Award

– that Mr Simon Wiesenthal, a famous Nazi Hunter, has died in Vienna at the age on 96. When the Holocaust ended in 1945 and the whole world went home to forget, he alone remained behind to remember. He did not forget. He became the permanent representative of the victims, determined to bring the perpetrators of the history’s greatest crime to justice. Mr Wiesenthal was perhaps best known for his role in tracking down Adolf Eichmann, the one-time SS leader who organized the extermination of the Jews. Eichmann was found in Argentina, abducted by Israeli agents in 1960, tried and hanged for crimes committed against the Jews. (Your death is mankind’s loss, Mr Wiesenthal.)

The Ugly Singaporean Award

– that WANG KANG LONG was convicted of causing hurt to his mother, Madam Hong Soon Kwee, 44, and threatening her at their home in Block 45, Bedok South Road on Aug 1. He was jailed for six months. (Just 6 months? They should also whip his sorry ass!)

– that this was not the first time he had attacked and threatened his mother. The court heard that 4 days before she was hit with the chair, Wang had demanded money from her. He held up a kettle of boiling water with one hand and told her that if she did not give him any money, he would scald her with the hot water. The pattern of abuse goes back several years. Wang had faced 3 charges in January, including throwing a plastic bag filled with urine at Madam Hong. Then he blocked her way and threatened her with a pointed chopstick. Earlier, he had pushed, pinched, scolded and acted aggressively towards his mother. He was sentenced to five weeks’ jail in March. (This is probably one case one wouldn’t feel sorry about even if CJ Yong triple the sentence and give this beast a few more strokes of rottan.)

The World This Week

– that nearly 2/3 of citizens around the world say they do not believe the will of the people influences their gover-mins. Worse, less than half believe elections are free and fair, according to a global poll released by BBC radio. (Did that surprise anyone?)

– that police cut short a speech by Cindy Sheehan and arrested a rally organizer, saying he hadn’t obtained a permit for use of a loudspeaker. Sheehan, whose 26-day vigil near Warmonger’s Texas ranch sparked anti-war protests around the country, had nearly finished her speech when police intervened. (They sure it’s not something about an Entertainment license?)

– that a spokesman for Mexican President Vicente Fox warned that no one may accept illegal funds, responding to a Roman Catholic bishop’s statement that the church has no obligation to investigate whether donations come from drug trafficking. The bishop said money can start out being dirty but ‘can be transformed’ when it enters the church, Mexican news media reported. (Will an absolutely Holy God have anything to do with evil?)

– that the Vatican is to ban all homosexual men from joining the clergy even if they accept a vow of celibacy, reports say. The late Pope John Paul II ordered a review of the Catholic church’s policy on homosexuality after U.S. priests were involved in child sex abuse. (They can all go ahead and form their own homosexual ‘church’, and probably no one will give a damn.)

– that the man who led Australian opposition Labor Party to a disastrous election defeat last year has turned on the party, describing his former colleagues as ‘sewer rats’ and his successor as ‘indecent’. Mark Latham made these attacks in his memoirs, ‘The Latham Diaries’, soon to be released. Mr Latham, 44, has a reputation as an abusive political brawler and had once broken a taxi driver’s arm in a beer-fuelled dispute. (How many of these ‘sewer rats’ would be part of his rat-binet – cabinet of rats – if he win the elections?)

– that larget-scale corruption in Iraq’s ministries, particularly defence, has led to one of the biggest thefts in history with more than US$1 billion going missing. Finance Minister Ali Allawi said, “Huge amounts of money have disappeared. In return we got nothing but scraps of metal. It is possibly one of the largest thefts in history.” Corruption, both in the bidding for and the awarding of contracts, as well as in the administration of public offices, is one of the most frequent accusations made by Iraqis against their gover-min and foreign firms operating in the country. (Those who are caught should be made to join Saddam in facing the firing squad.)

– that at least 15 ‘Palestinians’ have been killed and scores injured in a blast during a parade by the militant Hamas group in the Gaza Strip. A truck carrying gunmen and home-made weapons blew up during the rally in the Jabaliya refugee camp in northern Gaza. Israel has denied involvement, while the ruling ‘Palestinian’ Fatah faction said it held Hamas responsible. (Poetic justice. Time for them to have a taste of their own shits after blowing up so many innocent Israelis. And don’t give me the shit that they are innocent too. They supported the actions of Hamas against Israel, do they not?)

– that Hamas accused Israel of causing the blast and vowed revenge. However ‘Palestinian’ lea-duh Mahmoud Abbas’ Fatah faction said it held Hamas ‘fully responsible for the victims of the military parade [that was held] among civilians’. (Hamas would blame Israel even for their own bad breath and constipation.)

– that Hamas announced a halt to Gaza-based attacks on Israel, even as two Islamic Jihad militants were killed in an Israeli air strike on the outskirts of Gaza City. Mahmud Zahar, the Hamas leader in its Gaza Strip stronghold, made the announcement shortly after Israel carried out its second of two targeted killing operations. (Are they explicitly admitting that their blaming Israel for an earlier explosion to justify their attacks has no basis now?)

– that top Muslim clerics have come out in support of India’s teen tennis sensation Sania Mirza, days after a Muslim group issued an edict describing her short skirts and sleeveless shirts as un-Islamic. “What Sania wears in (the) tennis court is the demand of the game,” said Mr Khalid Rashid of the All India Muslim Personal Law Board, which arbitrates over religion-related issues for more than 160 million Muslims living in this country. (Well, for a moment I was anticipating the day in which someone wearing a burqha wins a female tennis championship.)

– that thousands of Islamic schools in Pakistan rejected an order from Pervez Musharraf to register with the authorities, branding it discriminatory. (And it is doubtful Musharraf has the courage or the ability to enforce his order.)

– that the names of Bill ‘Blow Me’ Clinton and Monica ‘I did not swallow’ Lewinsky, the intern who had sex with him, will be attached to a new line of condoms. According to a report in the Mainichi Daily News, a contraceptive company in China has begun marketing condoms under the brand names Clinton and Lewinsky, ‘apparently seeking to exploit the White House affair that led to the impeachment of America’s 42nd president’. (They should have used Lewinsky’s name for a new line of ‘morning after’ pills or sanitary pads.)

– that China observed the 74th anniversary of the Japanese invasion of its north-eastern region, with official media urging citizens not to forget the episode but not let it poison their feelings towards Japan. Chinese in more than 100 cities marked the anniversary by gathering at memorials to victims of China’s Anti-Japanese War and standing at attention as bells tolled and sirens wailed. In a commentary, the People’s Daily said the Sept 18, 1931 attack by Japan in the north-east city of Shenyang had unleashed an era of untold suffering. But it attributed the attack to ‘a small group of Japanese militarists’, rather than to the Japanese nation as a whole. (Did it also say it was ‘a small group’ in command of a large number of loyal soldiers who would die when ordered?)

– that deputy U.S. Secretary of State Robert Zoellick has warned the Chinese gover-min that it must improve international economic cooperation and take a stabilising role in regional affairs if it expects to become a ‘responsible stakeholder’ in the new global economy. In a surprisingly hard-hitting speech at a gala Sino-American friendship event, Mr Zoellick also encouraged Beijing to explain its military spending, to loosen the Communist Party’s monopoly on power, and to moderate its thirst for foreign energy sources (There’s nothing for China to explain when America maintains a force which can threaten any country on this planet.)

– that North Korea’s demand for a light-water reactor before it dismantles its nuclear weapons program is unacceptable, Japanese Foreign Minister Nobutaka Machimura said. A North Korean foreign ministry spokesman said that the U.S. ‘should not even dream’ of Pyongyang dismantling its ‘nuclear deterrent’ until it provides light-water reactors. (Not any more unacceptable than Japan keeping the Yakusuni Shrine around.)

– that Taku Yamasaki, a close aide to Junk-ichiro Konkz-umi, acknowledged it would not be easy to separate the 14 top war criminals for veneration elsewhere with the shrine opposed to the idea, while noting that it would take time to build a new national memorial. (Actually, no new memorial is needed. In fact, they can probably downsize Yakusuni after removing those who are venerated in there for invading another country.)

– that a Japanese woman who hired a ‘hitman’ over the Internet to murder her lover’s pregnant wife has been arrested – after she complained to police that he never carried out the killing despite being paid $US136,000. (Idiocy has no limits.)

– that a ballistic missile defence system being developed by Japan and the U.S. will cost US$3 billion, nearly three times the initial estimate. The project includes the development of a larger version of the Standard Missile-3 (SM-3) intercepter to be deployed on an Aegis vessel to defend against ballistic missiles. Washington’s initial estimate saw the U.S. shouldering US$545 million until fiscal 2011, with work on the project starting in fiscal 2006. It also asked Japan to shoulder a similar amount. But the cost spiked to around US$3 billion after the U.S. government re-examined earlier arms development costs and extended the project until 2014. (The U.S. needs to find a source to cover the future money it has already spent. Japanese taxpayers, along with the Taiwanese, can help to shoulder some of it. Arigato gozaimatsu.)

– that Chen Shui-bian is scheduled to fly to Miami where he will receive a human rights award in a move sure to annoy Beijing. Chen will make stopovers in the U.S. while travelling to and from the island’s five diplomatic allies in Latin America. (Let the lame duck pat itself on the back with all these useless awards while Taiwan sinks further under his administration.)

– that Chen Shui-bian has ‘offered’ to hold unconditional talks with Hu Jintao, saying it may open ‘a window of opportunity’ for peace across the Taiwan Strait. “I would like to display my goodwill and sincerity again and invite the lea-duh of the other side for a talk without any preconditions,” Mr Chen was quoted as saying by Taiwan’s official Central News Agency (CNA). (So China must agree to the Chen’s conditions of ‘unconditional talks‘? Sleep earlier, Chen.)

– that the U.S. is increasingly frustrated with Taiwan’s reluctance to approve the purchase of an American weapons package to bolster the island’s defences. And there are signs that the Bush administration’s patience may be wearing thin, even though officials say there is no deadline for the arms sales. The repeated moves by Taiwan’s opposition politicians to block the arms deal ‘only give the U.S. the impression that Taiwan is not serious about defending itself’, said Retard-ican Representative Rob Simmons of Connecticut. “We might not be prepared to defend Taiwan if it is not willing to pay the cost for its own defence,” he added. (Is there an expiry date on the stuff they are selling?)

– that Thaksin Shinawatra told Thais to vote him out of office if he fails to end an Islamic insurgency in southern Thailand before the next polls in three years. “I am taking all responsibility for everything that happens. I will supervise and closely instruct the military on how to put down the unrest in the south,” he said on his weekly radio address. “If I make mistakes, you should not vote for me in three years.” (Did he find it easier to manage Shin Corp than a country?)

– that Anwar Ibrahim said he will launch a lawsuit against Mama-thir Mohamad for accusing him of being a homosexual. Mama-thir said earlier this month that he was forced to sack Anwar in 1998 to prevent mainly-Muslim Malaysia from having a homosexual lea-duh. Anwar was jailed for sodomy after his sacking but the conviction was overturned last year. Anwar said he was ‘shocked’ to hear of Mama-thir’s ‘defamatory’ remarks, particularly after a court awarded him 1.2 million dollars in damages over a book that aired the sodomy allegations. (There’s a price for power and maybe it’s time for Mama to pay for it.)

– that Malaysian MPs have a theory on why their names were made public by the Ministry of International Trade and Industry (MITI) as recipients of Approved Permits (APs) for imported cars: To shut them up. They believe the tactic was payback for the din they had been making over the permits. It was aimed at portraying them as hypocrites, they said. (What are they whining about when they got their APs for personal use wor?)

Singapore This Week

– that new and serious drug threats are emerging. Synthetic drug abusers constituted 76% of the drug arrests last year. The profile of synthetic drug abusers is also different from the heroin drug addicts. They are now younger and percentages of Chinese abusers and female abusers has increased sharply, and socio-economic profiles have become less blue-collar. (Heavier punishments is needed for the decadent middle class.)

– that a good hearted MRS KOH MAY LIN wrote to the Stooge Times Forum that she is concerned about the safety of pupils of Kong Hwa School in Guillemard Road when they are on the road in the morning. The reason being that she has seen many motorists stopped outside the main gate, a short distance after the lights, to let their children alight and then reverse while other pupils were still crossing behind them. This is extremely dangerous as some drivers may not be able to see children of smaller build. (These fumb ducks will only learn when one of these days they killed someone else’s precious child. The first shithead who does that will have the honour to have his photo on this site.)

– that a new national sports association (NSA) governing cybergaming may be set up in as little as nine months, Team Singapore general manager Kelvin Chua said. “Cybergaming can be considered a sport in the broadest definition of the word.” (Cybergaming is a sport as much as masturbation is having sex.)

– that a DANNY CHUA suggested that town councils should also take responsibility for mosquitoes breeding in outdoor areas because if a resident or company can be fined for breeding mosquitoes, then why should town councils be spared the fine? (And guess who the town councils will pass the cost to, genius?)

– that the same ‘genius’ also wrote: ‘The fine for a first-time offender is $100. Perhaps NEA should consider a hefty fine like in Hong Kong: Perhaps $1,000 for the first offence and $2,000 for the second?’ The fines can go towards a dengue fund to fight mosquitoes and pay for the medical expenses of dengue victims. (Let this genius be the first to get caught.)

– that as Yaacob Ibrahim kicked off the Campaign Against Dengue, his message to Singaporeans was: ‘Play your part in the fight and don’t wait for the gover-min to take action.’ (There are just too many drones incapable of having independent thought and initiative. 75.2%, in fact, circa 2001.)

– that a TAN SOON QUANG complained on the Stooge Times Forum that 5 days after he informed the town council, LTA and PUB, and 3 days after he contacted the NEA, a drain at Bukit Batok West Avenue 6 – near the junction with Avenue 8 – is still filled with stagnant water. (Well, Tan, just ‘play your part in the fight and don’t wait for the gover-min to take action.’ It’s probably not a drain so big you can’t do shit about.)

– that all letters from the NEA notifying residents of upcoming inspections for mosquito-breeding grounds will be in the four official languages. The change, which adds Malay, Chinese and Tamil to the existing English text, has been made in response about a resident who panicked when he could not understand the NEA notice pasted on his door. (Aiyoh! Mai ‘kam’ lah. Dai-E-loan will splash paint and lock your door and put ‘O $ P $’. Where got so free put nice nice English notice? You think Dai-E-loan also upgrade is it?)

– that the proposed changes to the 18-year-old Public Transport Council Act introduced in Parliament, if passed, will mean that people who cheat cabbies will face a fine of $1,000 for a first offence, and $2,000 or a jail term of up to six months for subsequent offences. Bus commuters found by council-appointed inspectors to have paid incorrect fares will face a penalty, which has yet to be determined. Those who fail to pay this penalty also face fines of up to $1,000 for first offences, or $2,000 and six-month jail terms for repeat offences. (Well, they needed more money to fix that broken Itchy-Link system, is it?)

– that some bus commuters are still being overcharged because of bugs in the Itchy-link card system, one of which causes the bus driver’s console to lose communication with the card reader at the back. At least 25 claims of overcharging were made after TransitLink, a company set up by transport operators to integrate public transport, announced on Sept 9 that it would refund the full amount deducted, instead of just the difference in fares. (If fare cheats are to be put to jail for cheating on their fares, then transport companies needs to be punished accordingly as well.)

– that the Transport Mini$try said that cases of wrong deductions stemming from system errors had fallen 88% between April and July, or from 0.053% to 0.006% of total passengers on trunk bus trips. (That’s the number of reported cases, isn’t it? Anyway, 78 million trips are made each month.)

– that acording to TransitLink, the fare integrator of the public transport system, annual losses on account of underpayment, non-payment and fraudulent use of concession Itchy-link cards amount to $9 million. (First, tell us how they come to this figure. Then tell us what’s the annual profit resulting from the 0.006% of wrong deductions.)

– that neat, tidy and fabulously wealthy Singapore will loosen up for law-abiding protesters when it hosts next year’s annual meetings of the World Bank and IMF. Raymond Lim promised that the demonstrators who traditionally dog the meetings of the international financial organisations would not be kept out. “Absolutely – within the limits of the law,” he told reporters when asked if Singapore would tolerate public protests at the meetings next September. “We can’t be prim and proper Singapore. To stay relevant, you can’t wipe the dust off all of the time,” Lim said, in advance of this year’s IMF-World Bank meetings in Washington. (‘Prim and Proper’ Singapore is for Singaporeans, exclusively.)

that in the latest effort to rent out more taxis, two of the fastest growing cab companies are offering their drivers cash incentives to recruit new cabbies. For e.g. Premier Taxis’ scheme pays a driver and the person he recruits to rent a cab $20 a month. The first driver receives another $15 a month if his charge recruits another person, and $10 a month if this person recruits another. They are rewarded for every month the hirers stay with the company. (Must be damned desperate to resort to a ‘pyramid-like scheme’ like this.)

– that the labour movement wants the gover-min to do more for the poor, including exempting those who earn $1,000 and below a month from CPF contributions. Currently, only those who earn up to $500 a month are exempted. ($1000 a month isn’t a lot these days.)

– that the ‘Cheng Ho’ was finally raised from the sea bed It took a week of planning and work by Singapore Salvage Engineers to raise the boat. Eight divers attached cables to lift the 33.5-metre, 413-gross tonne waterlogged vessel out of the water. The ‘Cheng Ho’ won’t sail again as it will be disposed of. (Saw a ship called ‘Cheng Ho 2’ in the pier. Wonder if insurance paid for that.)

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Trivial, Jokes and Thoughts from Discussions

– that busty Taiwanese female group F4 – named after the girls’ F-cup breasts bras – could seek compensation from the gover-min for loss of income after Chen Shui-bian’s wife, Wu Shu-chen, branded them a ‘source of social chaos’. Wu made the remark at a charity function in Taipei last week, and she urged the media to refrain from sensational reporting of ‘provocative details’ about the four girls. A day after Madam Wu’s comments, a booking for the group was cancelled, Taiwan News quoted F4’s agent, Mr Huang, as saying. Huang says some companies keep a distance from F4 to please the gover-min. (Indeed. There are always other ‘provocative details’ to talk about. Especially those of the Taiwanese First Family.)

– that the Swedish clothing chain Hennes & Mauritz says it will drop a planned advertising campaign with model Kate Moss after she admitted to recently using cocaine. H&M, Europe’s largest fashion retailer, had planned to use Moss to help launch a new collection designed by Stella McCartney that will hit stores in 22 countries in November. (Well done H&M.)

– that British police are to investigate newspaper reports that supermodel Kate Moss took cocaine, London’s Scotland Yard said. “Assistant Commissioner Tarique Ghaffur has reviewed the matter and had asked officers from the specialist crime directive to look at reports as highlighted in a national newspaper,” a Scotland Yard spokeswoman said. (And will they just slap her on the wrist like they did Winona Ryder?)

– that allegations that a supermodel such as Britain’s Kate Moss may have snorted cocaine should come as no surprise as drug abuse is rife in the fashion world and other high-profile industries, models and experts say. (It’s time for some spring cleaning.)

– that Naomi Campbell has spoken out in support of Kate Moss, who has lost three modeling contracts and is being investigated by London police on allegations that she used cocaine. “Kate Moss is my friend … I think it’s like everybody is being bad to her,” the 35-year-old supermodel told a news conference in the Colombian capital where she was judging a modeling competition. (Sorry. There’s no vendetta here. Do drugs and you can ‘die’.)

– that to know if you are squeaky-clean, donate money to the Tali-PAP. (If they reject your donation, then don’t even get into anything political just to be safe. Maybe Andrew Kuan should try.)

– that a MISS LIEW YI XUI wrote this on the electronic version of the Stooge Times Forum in a complaint about her inability to access her UOB internet banking account on the Safari browser on her Mac: “I was very unhappy and wrote again to tell the bank that it just did not make sense for me to buy the Netscape software just to access my UOB internet banking account when all other sites work with Safari.” She then wrote, “I have already cancelled all my accounts with one local bank (the biggest one) because it provided shoddy customer service. Does one really have to use off-shore banks just to get some customer service?” (While UOB’s management may take this seriously and some heads may roll, UOB’s IT department is probably rolling on the floor laughing their asses off. Does anyone actually need to buy the Netscape browser? In fact, isn’t there an IE version for Mac too? And they are all free. It has been a damned long time that browsers come free. Geddit? Free!)

– that an ex-colleague fired his maid and sent her home recently because he caught her putting a hex on him and his entire family. Found a photo of the family in the maid’s possession with their faces circled out and odd inscriptions written on it. (And you thought these are urban legends you read on the evening tabloids!)

– that this reminded me of another friend who also fired her own maid whom she has treated with respect, and even given her money to get her own mobile and phone card to call home when she caught her washing all their plates with urine. (Seldom do we get the employer side of the story when they get nasty maids. All we get are stories about ill-treatment.)

– that researchers found it was possible to re-grow fur on bald mice by correcting a gene mutation, the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences reported. Mutations in the hairless gene in both humans and mice mean the natural process of hair growth, shedding and re-growth is disturbed. (Sounds like it’s time for all those hair-treatment centres to start reading the book ‘Who moved my cheese?’)

– that problems with the recently launched iPod Nano are emerging as owners complain of broken or scratched screens. The smaller version of the popular iPod was unveiled at the beginning of September to much fanfare and delight at its sleek design. Its delicacy was heralded as a design break-through. But some fans are beginning to question whether the machine is too fragile for everyday use. Owners are complaining about cracked, scratched or inexplicably failing screens, sometimes within hours of buying the machine. (Mac and iPod freaks must have found that really kewl too!)