The 10 Doctrines of Darth Grievous

  1. If your blog postings are interesting enough, there will be readers. ‘Plugging’ aka advertising, is as un-necessary as coitus interruptus with condom.
  2. If I ain’t interested, telling me about it won’t change my mind and will only push me further into hating it.
  3. If you have nothing better to say, or you don’t know anything about it, or it has entirely nothing to do with you, shut the fxxk up.
  4. If you keep turning every conversation into something about you, read Nicolas Copernicus and learn something about heliocentric cosmology.
  5. If you have a problem with a piece of technology, and RTFM – reading the freaking manual – doesn’t help, go back to the guys who made it for the solution.
  6. If you are IT challenged, quit using IT and perhaps all technology. Even Ape-man technology – starting fire with twigs – maybe too difficult for you.
  7. If you worship technology, seek help at a mental institution. Ever seen someone put a leash on himself and let the dog hold it? Technology is a pet, not a god.
  8. If you have a question, find out the answer by asking the relevant people (or using the right search parameters on Google). Shouting a question at a bunch of complete strangers to get an answer should be your last, and not first, resort.
  9. If you have already gotten an answer from the horse’s mouth – e.g. official statements from the authorities – and you don’t like it, asking everyone else again won’t change the facts.
  10. If you don’t get an answer to your dumb questions, move on. No one owes you an answer, or a living.

4 comments

  1. dk> lol. well, just my long delayed response to well… some people on the shoutbox. And no, you don’t have to agree with me. Just the way I operate lah. Can consider as lifelong prejudices already.

    cc> -_-”

    daphne> sort of like I joined after the ‘shoutbox golden age’ huh?

  2. well, u already know… i agree with everything u mentioned in this post haha! that’s why i don’t surface often on the shoutbox these days… 😛

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