Hatebook

Hatebook is an anti-social utility that connects you with the people YOU HATE. The Facebook parody provides (temporary) misanthropes with a place to air grievances about everything they hate. Surprisingly, I came across references to this site reading the Chinese magazine, Yazhouzhoukan (亚洲周刊).

If you need to learn some English vulgarities / profanities, this is definitely the site for you. Listed on the front page of the site, are the following ‘services’ which will be provided to you after you sign up:

  • Upload blackmail material or publish lies – Got a Tammy video of your enemy you wanna upload?
  • Get the latest gossip from your enemies and friends – Now you can tell the world just what you think about that arsehxle in public with nothing to fear!
  • Post photos and videos on your hate profile – Parodies of another person’s favorite video, anyone?
  • Tag your friends – What? You actually have friends on Hatebook and they haven’t yet backstabbed you?
  • Get hate points from disturbing people who live, study, or work around you – Polite hatred at its best!
  • Take over the world – Every geeks’ secret dream!

And if you need to know more, you can read more about it here.

So, just why am I talking about Hatebook now? Because:

  1. I am kriffing sick of everyone asking me if I use Facebook. It doesn’t make one a caveman simply because he doesn’t use it.
  2. I am kriffing sick of the hype. As if the iPod, iPhone, iMac hype from MacFreaks and Apple-cum-Jobs ball-lickers aren’t bad enough already? Frankly, Facebook will be just that ‘best thing’ until the next one comes around. Consider what had gone before… Friendster, Hi5, Wayn, Tagged… * yawn *
  3. It’s kriffing irritating when you play your blasted Facebook games inside it and then talk about it on MSN or the ping.sg shoutbox.

Damn, on second thoughts, maybe I should really sign up to Hatebook. Perhaps I can even find some ‘friends’ who all hate Xiasuay and do some communal flaming together without smearing my blog with that accursed name…

4 comments

  1. so-so> LOL… for me Facebook will just be another site with another account to login. And if most of my geeky friends can’t be bothered in the first place… I find no reason to as well.

    cc> you wanna make love with who?

  2. Some lady asked if I know Facebook, and she does not look too geeky to me. OK, I am into IT but it does not mean I have to do every damn IT things under the sun.

    I told her Facebook offers no economic value to me. My social activities are with real human beings in the flesh.

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