Miscellaneous

  1. Twitter account has been deleted and Twitter widget removed from the sidebar.

  2. A funny dream: Some where in a hot sunny peninsular… After several relay races, someone from the losing team complained that the other contestants had an unfair advantage. To make it fair, they changed the rules and declared that now all these other contestants will run with an handicap. The team that complained the loudest about such cheating was banned and thrown out of the games.

    In fact, as times goes by, some among his team were given a unfair head start, and even given better shoes. It doesn’t matter than the performance of all teams remained dismal and no one has broken any records. Best of it all, the clown who implemented the unfair regulations declared that it had help everyone when all he had to show was that some among the team now runs real well and even faster than others. Doesn’t matter their team has never won!

    Finally, all the teams could take it no more, and decided that they would all run fairly in some races. And in one of the race, the record was broken.

    Moral of the story: When you suck, cheating won’t help you win. And it spoils the competition.

  3. Yet another funny dream: Somewhere in the streets of a booming capitalist hamlet of a up and coming socialist superpower… In the midst of hot steamy sex with a prostitute, a brothel customer kicked over a flower pot on the side of a ledge onto the streets below. It shatters resoundingly on the street below and missed some pedestrians narrowly. Some of pedestrians protested and were told by the brothel customer to act like adults while the prostitute told them to just fxxk off because she’s has got lots of ‘business’ to do and no one else on the streets gives a flying fxxk about the near miss.

    Moral of the story: To some it doesn’t matter if you are almost hurt because it’s unintentional. You should just be grateful you didn’t die from it. Don’t expect an apology because you are in the wrong for complaining!

以上故事纯属虚构,如有雷同,实属巧合。
All events, characters and incidents portrayed in these stories are fictional. Any similarity to any persons, living or dead, or to any actual events is coincidental and unintentional.

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