Movies Galore…

Transformers Movie

For the cartoon fans of Transformers, the movie maybe a little disappointing as the storyline has almost no relationship at all with the cartoon, other than the fact that the names in the movie would be familiar to the fans of the cartoon itself.

Even so, this is perhaps THE best movie of the year, and it sure beats the crap out of Piglets of the CurryBeans 3 Pirates of the Caribbeans 3 and even Fantastic Four – The Rise of the Silver Surfer. (That being said, I must point out that F-Four is already quite good, and the only redeeming quality of ‘Pirates’ would have been Johnny Depp himself.)

For the uninitiated, the storyline of Transformers is about two robotic alien factions – the Autobots and Decepticons – which have fought a war for a long time. They have come to Earth to continue their struggle, and also attempt to recover the AllSpark (or was it Awe-Spark?), which will help restore their devastated planet. And if you need more information of the storyline of the ‘AllSpark’, you can always google for the information or look for it on Wikipedia.

I will not reveal too much of the story because you have to watch it for yourself or you don’t know what you are missing. The animation and effects are very well done, and there were some light and funny moments in the movie as well. My only complaints is that it did very well in building up the story, but the ending came a little to abruptly. Either way, it is still sheer enjoyment and I can bet there will be a sequel, as they definitely did leave the ending pretty open ended to allow that.

Anyway, the Chinese subtitles are pretty funny too. The typos aside, I have been wondering how they got the names for some of the Transformers. And if you know, please share it with me because I found them quite hilarious. Optimus Prime is translated as 擎天柱, which for some odd reasons keeps giving me the image of an erected penis pointing towards the sky.

Ocean’s Thirteen

This is the second sequel to Ocean’s Eleven and this is what Ocean’s Twelve should have been! (The original Ocean’s Twelve is an utter disaster. Getting Julia Roberts to impersonate Julia Roberts in Ocean’s Twelve is so lame. It is as if they ran out of ideas and they are just keeping her there to make the numbers, and simply to rip movie-goers of more money to pay for the whole lot of them, including Catherine Zeta Jones.)

Anyway, some of those things seen in Ocean’s Thirteen definitely isn’t a novelty when compared to Ocean’s Eleven, but the acting of Al Pacino, George Clooney, Matt Damon and Brad Pitt would have make up for it and make it worth the money.

In my opinion, the plot and the pace of the movie would keep you from yawning or wondering if you wouldn’t have gotten a better deal watching something else. And all-in-all, it’s and at least worth your ticket money and still a much better watch than the previous sequel.

Fantastic Four – Rise of The Silver Surfer

After a dearth of blockbusters and the disappointment of Pirates of the Carribeans 3, SpiderMan 3 and Shrek 3, this was a much welcomed movie.

The Silver Surfer is the herald of ‘Galactus’. In a deal struck with Galactus to spare his home planet, Norrin Radd roams the cosmos searching for new planets for Galactus. His next target was Earth.

The ‘dogfight’ between The Human Torch and the Silver Surfer was perhaps one of the most exciting part of the movie. And yet once again as my friend pointed out, the Fantastic Four appear to be the only superheroes that often do more damage than the villains.

The plot is about how the Four tried to capture the Silver Surfer and after several attempts failed, are forced to work with Doctor Doom – who has his own agenda. The reason to capture the Silver Surfer was of course to identify the objective of the Silver Surfer and why he has come. I will leave out the following: who is Galactus, why Galactus needs new planets, what happened to the Silver Surfer in the end and what is Doctor Doom’s secret agenda so I won’t be leaving too many spoilers here.

Personally speaking, I felt this is quite a good and enjoyable movie in itself and it would have been better if this movie and Transformers would have spaced further apart from one another.

Inspirational Messages: The Other Kind

You are an IT guy doing support…. Got lots of pesky, irritating, stupid, or ‘act smart’, users? Dead weight on the team? Loads of annoying, boring and meaningless meetings? Always end up getting blamed for things? Completely sick of your work and feeling really stressed out? An uninspiring, and incompetent boss that’s a champion demotivator?

If you haven’t yet resigned or found a new job working in that kind of environment, or hasn’t got to the stage you decide to call it quits, well then, these should be the inspirational messages just for you!

Enough to push you over the edge to make that decision… yet?


Demotivators: Get Demoralised!

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Computers Problems…

This happens to me once in awhile. I will install something and not really suspect it to cause problems on the PC. I also seldom expect them to have a relation to the problems that might arise.

Anyway, quite awhile ago, I was introduced by a friend to a nice little application called AppLocale. Basically it allows you to run programs with unicode character encoding written for non English Windows so they don’t appear in garbage – or what I called ‘angelic text’ – on your PC. For e.g., if you chat with people in China over an IM called QQ, you will need this for it to run QQ on English Windows.

I have installed it on my office PC but have never used it – and has no use of it – until several weeks ago. That was because an internal chat program in the office, while allowing Chinese input, does not send them across to the recipient properly. So I start using it to launch the chat program, after discovering that by doing so, it now allows me to communicate with my colleagues in Shanghai and Beijing.

Two weeks ago, this problem started appearing on my system:

MSIEXEC?! No waaaaay!!! This is the Windows Installer. Basically THE piece of software that installs and uninstalls most of the stuff – which come in .msi format – in Windows XP. If it’s fxxked, then it’s dead serious because you can’t install or uninstall stuff on your PC anymore! Technically speaking, Windows is also fxxked though you can still use it with whatever that is still there, with the possibility you can’t update it at all. And this is an office PC I shared with my colleague. It can’t fxxk up!! Not to mention I am the IT Desktop and Server support fellow and thus this is a matter of face!! I MUST and WILL fix it.

So I started by downloading and reinstalling the latest version of Windows Installer. – Failed.

Then I un-installed it, rebooted the machine and reinstalled it. – Failed.

Not giving up as yet, and since the office PCs get stuff installed using packages, I cleared the registry entries indicating its presence to the automated install agent on the PC and fool the system into reinstalling it. – Obviously, it didn’t work either!!

Alright… I give up and eat humble pie. I could have googled it but I guess the computer and Windows win some at times. Above which, I have spent half a day on this crap and googling for the solution may take up even more time. So I backed up whatever I can on the PC to a server share, and did what some IT guys love to do to their users: re-format and re-install.

Of course it went away… and so I happily reinstalled my proggies – including AppLocale – and moved everything from server backup back to the hard disk. And as you realized, I moved them which means they no longer exist on server. Not to mention, because it was done on the same day, the server didn’t even have a backup copy as it didn’t stay until a scheduled backup was done.

As to why AppLocale was reinstalled? Hey, I love talking to the guys in Beijing and Shanghai and there are certain meanings that cannot be conveyed other than in Chinese. Pinyin is crap. It is good as an input editor or for chow angmohs to learn the language, but is it even a language to begin with?

The good times didn’t last very long. Less than 4 days later, it came back and I was on leave. My poor colleague who came in to cover morning duties, must have been quite annoyed and did what I have done before: re-format and re-install.

And the problem went away, along with it… whatever I have saved on that PC for the past few years. Oh well, God’s way of saying “Practice what you preach.” because I have always told my annoyed users who lost all their files to save everything on the server. I just didn’t do so myself.

Problem apparently went away until this morning… and when I logged in, the same error message stared me down in the face as the automated install agent tried to install an update to the PC.

No… this can’t be happening!! Alright, it can happen but… not to me!! This is the worst nightmare for an IT support person and this is… humiliating! The computer has effectively just declared WAR on me.

So now I did what I didn’t do the first round. I typed the error out on Google and did a search. And obviously, it wasn’t very effective at all. There were quite a huge number of entries related to the error message, but none of the solutions were applicable. I won’t go into the details but I was starting to become depressed. The one thing that I have always been proud about, my ability to deal with my own computer problems, has gone down in a pillar of dust like the WTC in NYC did during 9-11. It has caused grievous damage to my pride but I had to seek help.

I asked 2 of my best source of IT solutions in the office. My colleague on sitting 2 floors up and one guy in Tokyo. Both have seen something similar, though not caused by MSIEXEC.EXE itself, and have not got a clue how to solve this particular problem. The message that now came to mind was: “Abandon ye, all hope here…”

Completely devastated, I start backing up my stuff again, ready to do one last format, and I promise myself this time I will just install whatever standard applications available in the office. Nothing fancy. Nothing not authorised. Some how, something in my mind prompted me to ask a user, whom I have introduced AppLocale, to check if he is having the same problem.

And the answer was affirmative. Now I have a bigger problem. Rebuilding my PC isn’t an issue. The IT department rebuilds PC all the time. But to rebuild a user’s PC would have been an issue because arrangements has to be made with the user, and test will have to be done to ensure everything works when he logs on. And what happens if the damned problem – like it had on my PC – resurrects itself again? Like it or not, I have to spend time to deal with this.

I went back to the AppLocale page where I downloaded it to take a closer look and it was completely demoralizing. It says, ‘This application is distributed “as is”, with no obligations or technical support from Microsoft Corporation.’

Ok, but AppLocale is now confirmed as the apparent culprit, and so it is time to include it in the search parameters on Google. After all, one of the rules of an IT support guy says: Once you have found the cause of the problem, then it is likely some poor fxxk out there will have come across the same problem and found the solution. And here’s one of the interesting entries:

If you can’t read Chinese, you are already fxxked. And this is in the traditional script which means you maybe doubly-fxxked anyway. But thank God I was given a mother who taught me to love the Chinese language!!

What it saying is basically: “The use of AppLocale may create a file AppLoc.Tmp in the C:WindowsAppPatch folder. This may cause errors in the execution of Windows Installer…”

Interesting. And so I went to look for the file AppLoc.Tmp and there it was sitting pretty in the folder indicated. Wary that I might be deleting a file that might break Windows, I renamed the file instead of deleting it. Crossed my fingers, and hit the update on the automated install agent again… and… the problem went away!!

Blast… it’s one of those days I pay a heavy price for doing things to my computer. It sort of happens once every year. Last year it was stopping the virus scanner service on my home PC resulting in a virus infection.

But overall, it was quite an exciting experience. I once again learn something new.

No Comfort Here (I)

One luckless morning… as if waking up late for early shift isn’t bad enough… I had to take the cab to work to try and reach, well, not so late.

Immediately after coming out of the shower, I started dialling for a cab as I wanted to escape the 7am peak hour call booking surcharges, and I thought I was fortunate I got a booking confirmation at 0657hrs.

“Your booking is two dollars and fifty cents. Taxi number xxxx will arrive in 5 to 7 minutes. Please proceed to your pickup location and have a present journey.”


Click here for the origin of the ‘No Comfort Here’ Campaign

Yes! That would save me $1.50. And this is where my nightmare begins.

By 0710 hours, there was no cab. So I had to call again to try and find out what happened to my cab. It took a minute or two before a sorry sounding operator came back to me and say, “Sorry sir, you cab is very far away. Can I get you another one?”

Just what the hell can I do? Of course get me another one, I thought. And yet another minute later, another cab was confirmed, this one coming yet another 5 – 7 minutes later. Time now: 0715hrs.

By the time the cab arrived, it was 0721 hrs, a small jam has started building up along the usual thoroughfare I take to join the AYE, and the morning rush hour jam has already begun along the AYE near the Clementi Road entrance all the way back to Clementi Ave 6.

Duration of trip: 27 mins. Arrival in office 0755hrs. Cost: $20.60 (incl. $4 call charges, + $2 peak hour surcharge.)

If the first cab come as it should: Travel time: 20 mins. Arrival in office 0730 hrs. Cost: $18.50

Estimated time I would have arrived at work had I took the MRT? 07:45 hrs. Cost? I think around $1.30.

No comfort indeed!!

eastcoastlife

While I had linked to an article from eastcoastlife, I haven’t given the matter a serious thought nor have I really read up on the issues in depth.

It wasn’t until the links were posted to this entry on Rude Singaporeans that I had a better idea on what the issue is all about.

With permission from eastcoastlife, I am putting up these links here to raise awareness to the issue, and it is time to make some of these civil servants serpents buck up and do the right things after that hefty pay raise they have gotten.

Here, in chronological order, is the case as told by eastcoastlife:

  1. Monday, June 04, 2007
  2. Wednesday, June 06, 2007
  3. Thursday, June 07, 2007
  4. Friday, June 08, 2007
  5. Monday, June 11, 2007
  6. Tuesday, June 12, 2007
  7. Wednesday, June 13, 2007
  8. Thursday, June 14, 2007
  9. Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Read and judge this for yourself. Spread the story. There’s no better way to love your country than to help another citizen in need.

The choice is yours.

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