TGIF – A Long Time Since the Last One…

Before I start, here’s message for some of those blithering idiots who thinks they are damned ‘kewl’ with their SMS and chatroom craps:

And of course, I also support good spelling. It’s not ‘pluck eu, fker’ when you want to say ‘fxxk you, fxxker’, alright?

Scum of the Earth Award


– that Richard Yong to slip out of Singapore ‘just after midnight’ on the day after the Official Assignee’s (OA) office declared him a bankrupt. Yong had cashed in on his three properties when he admitted liability for damages in the NKF’s civil suit and he did not report his new address to the authorities when he moved house. (It would be poetic justice if this piece of shit were to die a long painful death due to kidney failure. And some bureaucratic snafu should deny him access to dialysis.)

The Shitty-Porean Award


– that officers from the Central Narcotics Bureau have uncovered more than $200,000 worth of drugs in an overnight operation. Nearly 1kg of heroin and more than $5,000 in different currencies were seized in the raid. The 122 packets of heroin seized have an estimated street value of $224,000. Officers had ambushed the trafficker, a Singaporean-Indian, near the void deck of Block 546, Bedok North Street 3. They closed in after spotting him alighting from a Malaysian registered car. The trafficker was carrying a red plastic bag containing more than 100 bags of heroin when he was arrested. (Drug traffickers should be sentenced to death – by consuming in one single serving every single gram of drugs – they are caught with. If they don’t die from that the gallows will be backup.)

– that a 43-year-old man has been arrested and will be charged in court for making two bomb hoax phone calls – one about a bomb at Raffles Place, and another about bombs being placed at Orchard Road and Tanjong Pagar. He faces a five-year jail term, a fine of up to S$100,000 or both. (Just certify him mad and confine him to a mad house.)

The World This Week


– that while Anti-death penalty forces have gained momentum in the past few years, with a moratorium in Illinois, court disputes over lethal injection in more than a half-dozen states and progress toward outright abolishment in New Jersey. The steady drumbeat of DNA exonerations – pointing out flaws in the justice system – has weighed against capital punishment. The moral opposition is loud, too, echoed in Europe and the rest of the industrialized world, where all but a few countries banned executions years ago. What gets little notice, however, is a series of academic studies over the last half-dozen years that claim to settle a once hotly debated argument – whether the death penalty acts as a deterrent to murder. The analysis say yes. They count between three and 18 lives that would be saved by the execution of each convicted killer. (There is no reason to be humane to the inhuman.)

– that Wolf**kwit said he was forced to quit because emotions had got out of control over his girlfriend’s promotion, in an interview. Wolf**kwit defended his two years in office, saying he was proud of his achievements and had few regrets. (Say whatever you will. The world knows nepotism for what it is.)

– that Jimmy Carter has lashed out at Warmonger Bush’s presidency, calling his administration ‘the worst in history’ in international relations. (Much can also be said about Carter’s own administration… but in this case Carter is right.)

– that Warmonger Bush portrayed the Iraq war as a battle between the U.S. and al-Qaida and shared nuggets of intelligence to contend Osama bin Laden was setting up a terrorist cell in Iraq to strike targets in America. Bush, who faces a public weary of war and is at odds with Democrats in Congress over funding troops, said that while the Sept. 11 attacks occurred in 2001, Americans still face a major threat from terrorists. (Iraq has got nothing to do with al-Qaida or terrorism until you f**ked it up, Warmonger.)

– that U.S. federal authorities said a plot by a suspected terrorist cell to blow up New York’s JFK International Airport, its fuel tanks and a jet-fuel artery could have caused ‘unthinkable’ devastation. Authorities announced hey had broken up the suspected terrorist cell and arrested three men, one of them a former member of Guyana’s Parliament. A fourth man is still being sought as part of the plot authorities said was foiled in the planning stages. The plot allegedly tapped into Jamaat al Muslimeen, described by justice officials as an international network of terrorists from the US, Guyana and Trinidad. (These shitheads ought to be told that others are more concerned with the ‘business of living’, not dying.)

– that Cindy Sheehan, the soldier’s mother who galvanized the anti-Iraq war movement with her monthlong protest outside Warmonger Bush’s Texas ranch, says she is done with being the public face of the movement. “I’ve been wondering why I’m killing myself and wondering why the Democrats caved in to George Bush,” Sheehan told The Associated Press by phone while driving from her property, now called Camp Casey in honor of her son, in Crawford, Texas, to the airport, where she planned to return to her native California. “I’m going home for awhile to try and be normal,” she said. (There isn’t a need to bash Warmonger Bush anymore and so her backers moved on.)

– that in a rare public discussion of her husband’s infidelity, Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Rodham said that she probably could not have gotten through her marital troubles without relying on her faith in God. Hillary stood by her actions in the aftermath of former Bill’s admission that he had an affair, including presumably her decision to stay in the marriage. (Better she or Obama win. There should be no more Republican presidents for the next 12 years to teach them a lesson.)

– that Venezuela filed lawsuits against U.S. cable network CNN for linking Hugo Chavez to Al-Qaeda, and against a Venezuelan TV network for encouraging Chavez’s assassination. The move comes one day after popular TV network RCTV went off the air after the Chavez gover-min yanked its broadcast license. (Venezuela has oil or else the U.S. and its attacks dogs won’t give a damn about what Chavez is barking about.)

– that Chavez recently complained about a video game, Mercenaries 2: World in Flames, because it takes place in his country. He said it was an attempt to prepare Americans psychologically for an invasion. (There isn’t much you can do about an American invasion anyway, Chavez.)

– that Tony B-liar said his gover-min wants new anti-terror laws as he accused the courts and parliament of wrongly stressing the rights of suspects over national security. B-liar argued that the disappearance last week of three terror suspects under a form of house arrest resulted from British society’s mixed-up priorities rather than from gover-min mistakes. (Easy to say as long as those suspects are truly guilty. What happens when they are not?)

– that Lebanese troops blasted a ‘Palestinian’ refugee camp with artillery and tank fire, seeking to destroy a militant group with al-Qaida ties. The barrage smashed buildings and sent plumes of black smoke towering over the crowded camp on the Mediterranean. The fierce, two-day battle has killed nearly 50 combatants and an unknown number of civilians, raising fears that Lebanon’s worst internal violence since the 1975-1990 civil war could spread in a country with an uneasy balancing act among various sects and factions. (The ‘Palestinians’ cannot say that no one helps them when even they aren’t helping themselves by making even those who give them refuge fed up with them.)

– that backed by tanks and military helicopters, the Lebanese army has tightened its siege around the squalid Nahr al-Bared camp – a deadly stand-off that entered its third week – where militiamen from the Fatah al-Islam group are still holding out despite the army’s superior fire power. (Go home and fight your war, ‘Palestinians’. Don’t fight it elsewhere.)

– that detailed plans for the new U.S. Embassy under construction in Baghdad appeared online in a breach of the tight security surrounding the sensitive project. Computer-generated projections of the soon-to-be completed, heavily fortified compound were posted on the Web site of the Kansas City, Mo.-based architectural firm that was contracted to design the massive facility in the Iraqi capital. The images were removed by Berger Devine Yaeger Inc. shortly after the company was contacted by the State Department. (Why even bother to build it? Just leave Iraq to its own devices.)

– that the general picked by Warmonger Bush to be his war adviser said he has serious concerns about the Iraqi gover-min’s ability to take control of its country, no matter how much pressure is applied by the U.S. (Finding excuses not to leave already?)

– that the Chinese gover-min looks set to back down from its long-held intention of imposing real-name registration for the country’s 20 million bloggers following protests from the industry. In a draft self-discipline code for blog services published by the Internet Society of China (ISC), real-name registration is only to be ‘encouraged’ instead of being made compulsory. Gover-min departments have been promoting a real-name system for years, arguing it will force Internet users to watch their words and actions, and refrain from slander, pornography and dissemination of other ‘harmful’ information. (There’s nothing to fear from what everybody have to say as long as you pretend to hear but never listened to them.)

– that China’s former top regulator was sentenced to death on charges of corruption and negligence even as the gover-min stepped up efforts to tighten its food quality control systems. Zheng Xiaoyu, ex-director of China’s State FDA, was convicted of taking bribes and dereliction of duty. The sentence comes as lax controls over the safety of foodstuffs, drugs and other consumer goods have catapulted to the top of the national agenda following a series of public health scares from Chinese-made products. It also came on the same day as state media announced that China would introduce regulations creating a recall system for dodgy products. (Go after his family too. Surely, their families would also have benefited! And the same should apply to all corrupted officials.)

– that dozens of security guards wielding metal pipes made history this month when they spilt the first blood in the tobacco wars over the Beijing Olympic Games. State media reported that on May 1 dozens of security guards beat up workers taking a cigarette break during construction work on the National Stadium, centrepiece of next year’s Olympic Games. Olympic organisers are planning a smoke-free Games next year and legislation imposing strict curbs on tobacco use at Olympic sites will be announced on World No Tobacco Day. (Only in China. If only they would do the same in Singapore…)

– that as ethanol factories large and small have sprung up in China’s corn producing regions in recent years, they have begun to compete with animal-feed manufacturers for raw materials. (Ethanol and bio-diesel isn’t the miracle cure for our fuel problems. It is a problem in itself.)

– that U.S. Defence Secretary Robert Gates called on China to explain its intentions in undertaking a major military buildup that the Pentagon warns is altering the military balance in the region. “There is no question that the Chinese are building significant capacity,” Gates said. “Our concern is over their intent.” (Stop feigning ignorance. The intent is simply to modernise their armed forces. And if anyone talks about intent… what about the intent of U.S. in maintaining a nuclear arsenal?)

– that China’s military build-up is purely defensive, the deputy chief of the world’s biggest standing army said, amid US concerns over Beijing’s intentions. (China shouldn’t bother too much with the comments of the ‘peeping tom’ Americans. Anyone with a brain can see that the Chinese military might isn’t even anywhere near Japan’s, much less threaten America. Above which most Chinese equipment are at least 1 generation behind that of Russia, if not up to 2 generations behind their counterparts in Japan and the U.S.)

– that a Japanese court upheld a death sentence against a prominent member of a doomsday cult who produced nerve gas for a deadly attack on the Tokyo subway in 1995. Seiichi Endo, 46, was an elite university graduate in science who later joined the Aum Supreme Truth sect. (This is a mockery of justice! It’s 12 years and he’s still alive. Saddam didn’t even survived 1/3 as long!)

– that a resolution urging Japan to suspend the ‘lethal aspects’ of its scientific whaling program was adopted at global talks at the International Whaling Commission (IWC) annual meeting in Anchorage, Alaska, but prompted an unprecedented boycott of the vote. Adopted 40-2, the non-binding resolution was proposed by New Zealand and sponsored by other anti-whaling nations led by the United States, Britain, Australia, France and South Africa. Russia and Norway voted against it while China abstained. (Hunt whales in your own waters for all I cared. Hunt them outside and anyone has the right to sink those stinking, filthy whaling ships.)

– that Japan was warned it risks international anger if it includes endangered humpbacks in its annual whale cull, after threatening to pull out of the 75-nation IWC. Australia’s Environment Minister Malcolm Turnbull said the two countries remained close allies, despite their differences over whaling. But Tokyo should realise the damage plans to hunt humpbacks were doing to its reputation. (Well, the Japanese hardly cared about their reputation. Denying the Nanking Massacre, denying the use of ‘Comfort Women’ by the Imperial Japanese Army, and denying that they launched a war of aggression against the rest of East Asia is hardly any more reputable.)

– that North Korea has ordered all its students studying in Beijing to return home for unexplained reasons. At Peking University alone, 19 North Korean students left for home before the week-long May Day holidays. The newspaper said one North Korean student at the university had reportedly quit the school and many others had submitted applications to drop out after being called home. (It’s time for them to return home for their religious classes to renew their ‘religious fervor’ in the Dear Lea-duh – Kim Jong-il, the god of North Korea.)

– that troops in Thailand went on high alert as a top court ordered the Thai Rak Thai (TRT) party, founded by ousted Thaksin Tham-sim Shinawatra, to be dissolved, after two of its senior members were found guilty of election fraud. As news spread across the Thai capital, tensions started to simmer as the nation braced itself for a prolonged period of political uncertainty ahead of new polls scheduled for December, and more immediately, the threat of a violent backlash by TRT supporters. (Tham-sim was bad. The junta definitely isn’t any better.)

– that with the threat of losing his family’s fortune looming large, Tham-sin Shinawatra wants to return home to fight a move to freeze his assets. And the gover-min has given him the green light – setting the stage for the long-awaited political confrontation. News of Tham-sim’s readiness to return home came even as the gover-min asked financial institutions to track down more than 20 billion baht that had disappeared from his now-frozen bank accounts. Tham-sim’s lawyer Noppadol Pattama said Tham-sim, who is now living in exile in London, is thinking about returning to Thailand ‘sooner rather than later’ to fight the allegations against him. (Tham-sim should send a double. The last time someone in-exile returned to his home country in South East Asia he ends up dead on the airport tarmac.)

– that Singapore has submitted to Indonesia its masterplan to fight haze, even as the latter’s forestry minister said the country was confident the bush fires would be ‘drastically’ reduced this year. Yaacob Ibrahim said that Indonesia had been briefed, and that he would go over next week to attend the third Ministerial Committee Meeting on haze. Various initiatives in the plan include helping the Jambi province tackle forest fires. (Would Yaacob take a pay reduction if the haze persists?)

– that when asked will the Malaysian gover-min change its economic policies midstream like it has done in the past, Najib said he had assured investors there will be no flip-flop in the Malaysian gover-min’s IDR policies. (Oh… that’s so reassuring.)

– that in a case that tested the limits of religious freedom in Malaysia, the country’s highest court rejected a woman’s bid to be legally recognised as a Christian after converting from Islam. The court has instead passed the ball back to the Islamic, or Sharia, court. For the past decade, Ms Lina Joy, 43, has fought a legal battle to have the word ‘Islam’ removed from her national identity card. Her appeal to the Federal Court centred on whether she must go to a Sharia court to have her renunciation of Islam recognised before the authorities would delete ‘Islam’ from the card. Sharia courts are unlikely to approve apostasy, considered one of the gravest sins in Islam. (She can just leave and go be a citizen elsewhere where they don’t put one’s religion on their identity cards.)

– that Lina Joy, at the centre of a religious controversy in Malaysia, has accused the country’s highest court of denying her fundamental rights in rejecting her bid to be legally recognised as Christian, The Star reported. Lina Joy’s comments came a day after Malaysia’s Federal Court rejected her attempt to win recognition of her conversion from Islam. (She should be glad she still had the opportunity to make a case. In other countries, she would be already dead. Seek asylum elsewhere where you can be free to marry your partner, Lina. 此处不留娘,自有留娘处。 [Translation: If there is no place for you here, there will be a place for you elsewhere.])

Singapore This Week


– that with Singapore’s economic numbers looking good in many areas, there wasn’t much of a surprise in the NWC key recommendation this year: That employers should give their staff a pay hike. But the NWC’s wage guidelines for 2007/2008 were also notable for another set of findings: Productivity growth headed south last year – the second year in a row it has fallen. Companies should dish out wage increments that can be sustained in the long run, which depends on productivity gains exceeding wage growth, he added. (The many who finds themselves with a lousy pay raise will wonder just how productivity is measured.)

– that Temasek Holdings is under investigation in Indonesia for alleged monopoly practices in the telecoms industry, an official said. Indonesia’s anti-monopoly watchdog said it would start interviewing witnesses after concerns that the company was in breach of the nation’s business competition law. The investigation centres on Temasek’s alleged cross-ownership of two of Indonesia’s largest mobile phone companies, Indosat and Telkomsel. (We can almost hear the cash registry sounding, just like it did in Thailand.)

– that after viewing the 30-second clip twice – where it clearly showed a young woman flying through the air and landing on the MRT track – and listening to arguments by Kwong Kok Hing’s lawyer and the prosecutor, Justice Choo Han Teck sentenced the former Asean scholar to a year in jail. The 26-year-old, who had pleaded guilty, could have been jailed for up to seven years for his act. Since the sentence was backdated to the day of his arrest, he could be out in a few days with a one-third remission for good behaviour. (Well, they should allow someone shove him onto the tracks and see if he’s agile enough to run to the other side.)

that Tan Chor Jin, who is better known as the ‘One-Eyed Dragon’, was sentenced to death by hanging for the fatal shooting of nightclub boss Lim Hock Soon. Rejecting his defence that his actions were impaired as he had been drinking before the incident and that his gun had misfired, Justice Tay Yong Kwang said Tan did not go over ‘the precipice of insanity’
. He was ‘clear headed’ and showed ‘clarity and coolness of thought’ when he carried out the robbery and shooting at the victim’s flat on Feb 15 last year. Tan had fired six shots. His actions after the shooting had the ‘hallmarks of an assured and accomplished assassin’, judging by the way he disposed of the pistol and made a quick getaway to Malaysia. (Finally they can get this piece of news off the local evening Chinese tabloids.)

– that rooms with a view of the F1 race are going to be very hard to come by. Apart from paying three to five times more for a room, there will also likely be a ‘minimum stay requirement’. To ‘persuade’ visitors to extend their stay, downtown hotels, especially those with a view of the street circuit, are mulling a ‘minimum stay requirement’ of as long as five days. (As if people got reasons to be ‘persuaded’ to stay in boring Singapore beyond the F1 race itself!)

– that the gover-min collected $91 million in the last financial year from ERP charges and this will go into funding gover-min programmes. Responding to a question by Potong Pasir MP Chiam See Tong, Lim Hwee Hua said an increase in charges on the city-bound CTE was required recently as average speed had gone beyond the threshold 45km/h. (As if that helps relieve the problem at all!)

– that soldiers in the SAF were given new powers of search and arrest in security operations, even as MPs voiced concerns over how such powers might be used – or abused. The House passed a Bill to amend the SAF Act, at a time when the country is grappling with threats to domestic security in a post-911 world. SAF personnel will now be able to search, arrest and seize independently when assisting civilian authorities in security operations, instead of having to rely on accompanying police officers. Some 400 personnel have been trained by the SAF Military Police Command and around 2,000 servicemen will eventually be trained for this purpose. The new law will apply to air and sea as well as land operations. (The framework to martial law is put into place. After all, they maybe a time when it is needed against other kinds of ‘terrorists’.)

– that the surge in dengue incidents has been attributed to two factors: Warmer weather conditions, which facilitate breeding of the Aedes mosquito, and the shift in the predominant dengue strain from DEN-1 to DEN-2. (Yet more to thank the Americans – and to a lesser extend, the Australians – for not ratifying the Kyoto Protocols.)

– that there are four virus strains, and recovery from one strain does not provide immunity from the other three. DEN-2 is prevalent in regional countries like Indonesia. (Does anything good ever come out from there?)

– that Singapore office rents are the fifth fastest-growing in the world, according to the findings of CB Richard Ellis’ semi-annual Global Market Rents survey of 176 cities. In the 12 months up to May, rents in Singapore rose 54% to S$104 per square foot per annum, or $8.60 psf per month. Singapore is now ranked 24th among the top 50 most expensive office markets around the globe. The city moved up 13 places from its No 37 spot six months earlier. It held 43rd position a year ago. (Including or excluding GST?)

– that some 60,000 civil servants serpents will get a mid-year Annual Variable Component (AVC) of half a month’s salary plus an additional payment of $220 next month. Announcing this, the Public Service Division under the Prime Minister’s Office said this payout is against the backdrop of good economic performance. The economy grew by 6.1% in the first quarter this year, compared to 6.6% in the last quarter of last year, it noted. (Then why so stingy in giving us more GST rebates?)

– that Philip Jeyaretnam, the president of the Law Society, has taken issue with Singapore’s approach to public sector remuneration, and in particular the remuneration of judges. Mr Jeyaretnam makes a number of points, including the following: ‘That it is regrettable that Singapore has shifted from a system of rewarding “contribution to gover-min” to a system where public sector salaries are correlated to private sector salaries; and that the very best of the high flyers in the private sector [whose incomes are considered for the public-private sector income correlation] may often owe their success to luck or an aura acquired as a result of market imperfections, rather than superior ability.‘ (Well said!)

– that according to data published in a report on the wealthiest cities in the world by PricewaterhouseCoopers (PWC), Singapore ranks 36th out of 70 cities based on GDP in 2005. A look at the rankings will reveal that, apart from Singapore, all the cities in the bottom half are in Second and Third World countries. Singapore’s GDP of US$129 billion pales beside other Asian cities such as Tokyo (US$1.19 trillion), Hong Kong (US$244 billion), Seoul (US$218 billion) and Shanghai (US$139 billion). In fact, we are only slightly ahead of Mumbai (US$123 billion). (We are only 36th out of 70 when those clowns are paid the highest in the world? Time to replace them with those from Tokyo for the same pay!!)

– that one in three nightspots, about 312 of them, have decided to go entirely smoke-free, come July 1. Another 89 have indicated that they will build smoking rooms or designate outdoor smoking areas. In all, 900 businesses, including pubs and bars, KTV lounges and discotheques, will have to make a choice either way once the smoking ban is extended to entertainment outlets. (Prepare to read on the news, of fighting which breaking out in these places when a smoker was unhappy because he was told off for lighting up.)

– that local mail will cost a cent more from July. For standard mail up to 20 grammes, the postage fee will be 26 cents. For mail up to 40 grammes, postage will go up from 31 to 32 cents. SingPost is making the revision to reflect the GST increase. For local mail of other weightage, Singpost will absorb the GST increase. (This is new. For once they won’t even put on the act of absorbing GST for all mails, and increase later while claiming they have not done so for ages.)

– that a record $26.2 million was spent on electronic gadgets as the 17th PC at Suntec City Convention Centre. This busted the expected target of $25 million in sales projected earlier, and the top buys were laptops and desktop computers, printers, digital cameras, mobile storage devices and MP3 players, according to the show’s organisers, Lines Exposition & Management Services. (The squeeze is not worth whatever discounts one can get.)

– that the High Court has rejected the Far Eastern Economic Review’s (FEER) application to use a British Queen’s Counsel to represent the magazine in a defamation case. According to court documents obtained, Justice Tan Lee Meng ruled that the defamation suit filed against FEER by Baby Lee and Lao Lee was ‘not sufficiently difficult and complex’ and will not require the services of Gavin Millar, a Queen’s Counsel. The Hong Kong-based magazine had said in its affidavit it needed the libel specialist who has successfully argued several high-profile cases in Britain, because of the complex nature of its defence. The judge noted that the fact that Queen’s Counsels have been admitted in the past for defamation cases cannot, by itself, justify their continued admission except in the most exceptional circumstances. (FEER should just forget about Singapore and not bother writing anything more about it. After all, we Singaporeans really luuurve the Tali-PAP. 66.6%, ok?)

– that at least 2 HDB flats were sold recently at prices not seen since the zenith of the property boom in 1996. A flat in Jalan Membina, in the Tiong Bahru area, changed hands for $675,000 – an all-time record for a 5-room HDB unit. During the 1996 market peak, the highest price fetched was close to $600,000. An executive apartment near Braddell MRT station in Toa Payoh went for $680,000, according to real estate agency PropNex – a whopping $150,000 or 28.3% premium over the official valuation. The price-tag was also close to the $700,000 record set 11 years ago. In both cases, the buyers had recently cashed in on en bloc sales of their private property homes. (1996 – All time high. 1997 – Asian Currency Crises. Ok, I am just being pessimistic.)

– that SCV announced its decision to increase subscription fees for all its channels. Citing rising content costs, the operator said it ‘had no choice’. But its decision has left some resigned viewers crying just such a refrain, given the lack of alternatives in the pay-TV market. While this is the first time SCV is raising its basic subscription fees across the board, it has – as in the past – found itself on the defensive, fending off suggestions of monopolistic behaviour. (It is what it is no matter what other names you call it, SCV.)

– that from July 11, SCV homeviewers will have to fork out $4 more in subscription fees across the board – the ‘first’ such hike in its basic pay-TV prices since the service was rolled out in 1995. Sports fans subscribed to the basic groups will, in addition, have to foot a $10-increase in fees for the sports channels, come October. (Always need to sugar coat the poison. Like: ‘This was not done since xxxx’. Frankly, Did I mention I have not said 恁老师 [read as nin lao shi] since 221BC?)

– that SCV maintains it does not enjoy a ‘true monopoly’. In fact, it counts free-to-air television and other entertainment sources, such as cinemas and the Internet, as its competitors. StarHub’s senior vice-president of Cable, Fixed & IP Services Thomas Ee states: “In Singapore, we believe that there are already other pay-TV operators, and free-to-air channels have always been an alternative to pay-TV from the perspective of consumers”. (From SCV’s assumed ‘perspective of consumers’ you mean? Just give us satellite TV, for some real competition.)

– that SCV was ‘not required’ to seek the approval of MDA on its decision to raise subscription fees as under the existing media competition code, MDA does not regulate the pricing of media services. Nevertheless, MDA added: “StarHub is required to inform MDA of any changes to its published subscription rates and it did so.” (Get real, Singapore! Even if approval was required, would the outcome be otherwise?)

– that DBS has raised its e-transaction fee for IPO applications, and the 100% increase is making some see red. Since May 23, retail investors who applied for IPO shares launched on or after that date, through the local bank’s ATMs and Internet banking, were surprised that they now have to pay $2. A company launches an IPO when it wants to offer shares to the public and to financial institutions ahead of a listing. The revision of charges also applies to bonds, ST-Notes, securities and rights that come under its Electronic Security Application. Customers were informed of the new charge when they asked for these services. But they are questioning the need for a hike – especially as other local banks have not budged on their $1 transaction charge. (Just use other banks. The other banks’ ATMs almost never have queues, if the queues are not always shorter in the first place.)

– that electricity tariffs for the next three months will go up by 8.83% – an increase of about 1.6 cents per kilowatt per hour of electricity. SP Services attributed the hike to fuel oil price increases of about 20%. The latest tariff increase comes after two downward revisions since the start of this year. (* yawn * The only thing that rises the slowest is our pay.)

Trivial, Jokes and Thoughts from Discussions


– that it was reported, when Ah Meng suffered from constipation, traditional Chinese medicine was used to help the great ape pass motion. (Did someone showed the poor thing the King Kong Movie? Must have scared her shitless when she saw how it got shot to death by airplanes and fell from the Empire State Building.)

– that the police have arrested two teenagers believed to have been responsible for vandalising 16 vehicles at a carpark in Sengkang. The 15 cars and one motorcycle were spray-painted and vandalised with marker pens. They were parked at different levels at the multi-storey carpark at Block 325A, Sengkang East Way. Police learnt from residents that the two youths were seen loitering in the vicinity of the car park shortly before they allegedly committed the offences. (Kids these days are getting more and more unbecoming. The parents should be fined.)

– that in China, people eat more pork than anywhere else in the world except Germany. (Well, someone has to cleanse the world of those filthy pigs. Thank the Chinese and Germans for taking up this unpleasant task.)

– that blog aggregator Tomorrow.sg has been served its first legal letter after publishing an allegedly defamatory posting about a timeshare company, a move that has set the local blogging community abuzz. The five-paragraph letter from law firm Gurdip & Gill, acting for the timeshare company, was delivered to the site’s editor on May 23 this year. Signed by the firm’s partner Jagjit Singh Gill, it insisted that the site remove the heading from a blog post dated Oct 22, 2006 that described the timeshare company as a ‘scam’. (‘Baiting’ consumers with a gift to go listen to a sales pitch for a travel package may not be a ‘scam’, but many certainly have had enough of them.)

– that MediaCorp Radio has been fined $15,000 by the MDA for airing a segment deemed ‘controversial’ on a morning show on 987FM. The radio segment in question was entitled “No Bra Days With The Muttons” and involved DJs Justin Ang and Vernon A [The Muttons] timing how quickly wannabe models vying for the popular FHM Girl Next Door Award 2007 could remove their bras – without removing any other clothing. When quizzed about the stunt, the MediaCorp Radio spokesperson that at no point were the contestants forced to participate and, in fact, they had accepted the challenge voluntarily. (Darn. There goes the possibility of 987FM inviting SPGs to show off how fast they can remove their ‘sarongs’ and get in bed with chow angmohs. Just what the hell is the problem now when the little bitches themselves have no objections to removing their bras? Who gives a flying dank even if they removed their panties?! Maybe except the MDA and a whole bunch of local papers.)

– that U.S. prosecutors said they captured a nefarious Internet marketer responsible so much junk e-mail they called him ‘Spam King’. Robert Soloway, 27, was arrested in Seattle, Washington, a week after being indicted by a federal grand jury on charges of identity theft, money laundering, and mail, wire, and e-mail fraud. Between November of 2003 and May of 2007 Soloway ‘spammed’ tens of millions of e-mail messages to promote websites at which his company, Newport Internet Marketing, sold products and services, according to prosecutors. (Even 1 minute of jail per spam he sent would be a long sentence for him.)

“I’m only an MP!”

This is quite interesting.

There are two reasons why I would even know who Chan Soo Sen is. And one of them is because of Joo Chiat’s ‘Little Vietnam’. The other reason is, if I recalled correctly, when Chan was asked about his reduced majority after the vote count in the last GE, he made the comment that ‘people maybe voting for the opposition because the the times have gotten better’.

Perhaps. And when I ‘listened’ in between the lines, it suggested to me that the residents are ungrateful for the good work he and his party has done, though let me make it clear I am just thinking out loud and I am NOT accusing Chan of meaning his comment any other way.

But before you become indignant about what has transpired, remember: if you have voted for the Tali-PAP, if you ‘shhh’ your friends when they complain, if you don’t give a shit and think the opposition can’t make it anyhow, if you are afraid they would find out if you vote for the opposition, if you are afraid that the world will stop spinning without the Tali-PAP, then you are a part of what created this little ‘predicament’.

66.6%, dudes. Pat yourself in the back for a job well done. Or if you are the other 33.4%, then join me with a mug of beer to drown our misery.

But I applaud this lady, because she has her photo on her blog and there’s a possibility she might even get into trouble for what she has written.

Original from eastcoastlife

On the evening of 26th January 2004, armed with my prepared letter of complaint, nicely typed out, I went to meet my MP Chan Soo Sen. He was also Senior Minister of State (Education).

I was probably insane at that time. I secretly put a chopper in my bag. Hubby came home at that very moment and saw me behaving suspiciously in the kitchen. I was brushing past him in a haste, when he grabbed my bag and found the chopper in it. He snatched the chopper from my hands. Concerned for my state of mind, my husband decided to come with me.

I saw a grassroot volunteer to file my report. I was led to see my MP after waiting for some time. Hubby and I sat opposite him. I handed him my letter. He looked at it, couldn’t belief his eyes and stole a glance at us. He thought we were trying to be funny. Hubby and I just sat still, observing his facial expression as he finished reading my letter.

Finally he put down the letter, laid back on his swivel chair, crossed his fingers and asked me, “So what do you want?” I told him I want action to be taken. Justice. I told him I was being harassed and threatened.

He looked at me, shrugged his shoulders and declared with an air of indifference,”What can I do? I’m only an MP!”

I was stunned. He didn’t ask any more details about my cases. He wasn’t a bit concerned about the matter I brought up. Either such things are very common in his Ministry or he thinks his Ministry staff cannot be wronged. Slowly my anger rose. “You mean there is nothing I can do? I can’t make a police report? I can’t call the press? Can’t you see I’m already half dead?”

“Well, it’s your right,” he shrugged his shoulders again and answered matter-of-factly.

Hubby who has been keeping quiet all this while, retorted him,”You mean you as a Minister of State for Education cannot do anything about your Ministry? You are totally not concerned about your Ministry. You are not taking feedback? I’m shocked that you are not asking for more details.”

The MP lan-lan (quietly) sat in front of his computer and typed out a letter addressed to MOE. We said our ‘thank you’ and left. We knew nothing would come out of it.

We have met a few MPs who were also Ministers, they left great impressions on us. Ex-Minister of State (Environment) Mr Sidek Saniff would take immediate action if there was any complaint or feedback about the environment. At his MPS sessions or on his walkabouts, if the residents feedback on their surrounding environment, he would get his men to go and check the next day.

Another Minister Dr Lee Boon Yang, while holding the portfolio of Minister of Labour, gave proper advice when I met him at his MPS session in 1991. I met him again in 2002 at Istana, when I mentioned my case to him again, he was concerned and asked whether it was properly handled. It was and I was grateful to him for his advice.

Ex-Parliamentary Secretary (Education) Mohamad Maidin B P M would always be ready to help people who had feedback on education issues. At times, for urgent cases he would ask the residents to fax details or call him at his office the next day.

Unknown to my MP, that morning, I had sent an email enclosing the same letter of complaint to then Deputy Prime Minister Lee Hsien Loong, who happened to be abroad then ………..

One Wing F-15 Eagle

This is an interesting video gotten off military.com, which I uploaded to Youtube. It is probably excerpts taken off a documentary from Historical Channel itself.

The video showed an Israeli pilot recounting his mid-air collision experience and how he survived that collision with an A-4 Skyhawk while flying an F-15.

The real shocker comes at the end of this 8 minute footage, where they show the photos of the actual Israeli Air Force F-15 which survived the collision. Even the manufacturer couldn’t believe the plane has survived an air collision, losing one wing, and landed safely.

茶杯里的风暴 – 完结篇

有人告诉俺,你 “出口成 ‘脏'” 的狗屁文章,在别人的部落格上被反击的支离破碎,体无完肤。他问: “你不打算反击吗?”

有必要吗?公说公有理,婆说婆有理。你写得天花乱坠也不会得冠军。及其所能最多也只能言语上侮辱别人,或者写篇有娱乐性的文章娱乐一下大众。所以适可而止就好,不需要花太多精力和时间在它之上。

当自己的目的已基本达成了,还在那泼妇骂街有什么意义?难道还要和猪一起在泥巴里打滚吗?况且,本座的立场一向就是: 嘴巴长在他人头上,他要放什么臭屁就让他去。给俺骂赢了又如何?明天地球还会一样旋转。一个如果好命本来就是几个孩子的爹的人,跟一群无知小毛头争吵,就算胜利了又有什么光彩?

说到目的,从开始谩骂开始,就一直是设定好的。如下:

  1. “围魏救赵”
    当俺的朋友被人骂个狗血淋头,还被恶意的诋毁,俺无法坐视不理。所以开骂,主要的目的是将注意力从友人身上分散开来。他们骂俺,俺的目的就基本上达成。俺才没有闲空继续对骂。因为,从来没有人能吠赢一群疯狗。如果能赢,该人也应该疯了吧?
  2. 夺取主动
    如果反击别人的文章,基本上就是不自觉的被牵制,和丧失自由攻击的能力。用本座的部落格来大幅度的评论别人或者他们的狗屁文章是非常无聊和愚蠢的。如果我要如此行,我定当到 blogger.com 去注册一个叫 ‘anotheridiot’ 的部落格。所以,要夺回主动,首先就随便找个话题,然后就任意的把目标人物和话题扯在一起。简单来说,就是利用一篇无聊透顶的文章,让它像蛆一样慢慢的侵蚀和扰乱一个非常在乎别人对自己看法的人的思维。文章里一堆似是而非的 ‘论点’,通常是为了使目标的注意力完全集中到文章之上,达到局部限制其自由思考的目的。当目标坠入胡思乱想的境界,那时它就完全被动了。如果它没反应也没关系,至少自己也不会被卷入那无聊的风波里。
  3. 废物利用
    当目标只考虑如何反击摧毁俺的论点,通常都会把俺的文章转载到其部落格之上。这就是所谓废物利用。原本它们的部落格根本就是千篇一律和一文不值,此刻却间接成为俺用来宣传的途径。本座非常满意这方面的成绩,因为那几篇文章就使俺那门可罗雀的部落格的访客在那几天里比平时多达到三倍以上 (见下图)。很肯定的,访客可不是从天上掉下来的,也不是因为我的写作能力非常突出。

就算你说我输了,也没关系。因为我根本没损失了什么。公开和持续的骂战其实是永远没有胜利者的。况且,有些胜利也不是彻底击垮对方才算胜利的。 政治上的胜利,往往就是在 没有 / 最少 / 或者自己能接受的 损失里达到目的。

就让这告一段落。我还是继续发我的牢骚,回归这部落格一贯剪辑新闻后写一些无聊的评论的风格去。

(粤) 笑骂由人洒脱地做人 – 取之许冠杰 & 张国荣的 “沉默是金”

茶杯里的风暴 III

MrOtaku 部落格上的最近的一篇文章似乎又引起某个叫 ‘汤罐仙’ 的反感。这又汤又仙的怪胎公然指责 MrOtaku 提倡对女性进行暴力 (promotes violence against women),并号召群众必须群起而围攻之。

我看过 MrOtaku 小子那篇指桑骂槐的的文章。虽然含沙射影,但是还不至于冒天下之大不韪 (risk the wrath of the world),公然的提倡对女性进行暴力。毛泽东说过,女人能撑起半边天。所以,就算他胆生毛,会笨到向一半的人类 – 包括他的母亲大人 – 宣战吗 (declare war on one half of the human race)?

再说,文章主要针对的对象,是呼之欲出的。所以那一半一半 (half this half that) – 也是不三不四 – 的东西会怀恨在心,进而恶意攻击的理由本座也不必言明。既然是 ‘一半一半又不三不四的东西’,对别人的文章是否是一知半解,那我们也得仔细考虑 (examine with care) 一下了。既然如此,指责是否正确实在是根本没必要辩论 (needless to debate) 的。但是俺能肯定的,’半桶屎的 人’ (Hokkien: bwa tang sai eh lang) 如果断章取义 (take things out of context) 来大作文章,那定当不稀奇。

言归正转,说到福建话 ‘半桶屎’ (half a pail of shit) 这短短的三个字,包藏的道理可是博大精深 (conveys deep wisdom) 啊!诸君必定在想,为何俺会这么说呢?会有那么严重吗?

首先,说人 ‘半桶水’ (half a pail of water),是说有人的学艺不精 (failed to master something entirely),一知半解 (did not fully understand)。虽然这样的人时常会帮倒忙,甚至越帮越忙,但至少还有些用途。 ‘半桶屎’ 的东西啊,就什么用途都没有了。因为这类孬种连所懂得那一半也是没用的 (even the half it managed to understand is useless),就象屎一样差不多一点用都没有。简单的来说,被比喻为 ‘半桶屎’ 的,其实比 ‘半桶水’ 更是一无是处 (utterly fxxking useless) 了。

而且话说回来,屎本身也并不是完全没有用途。就说牛屎 (cow dung) 吧,发酵后 (after fermentation) 释放出来的甲烷 (methane) 还有当作天然气的用途。剩下的渣滓,在印度还被用来做成砖块,建成一所冬暖夏凉的好房子。最基本的用途还可用来施肥。也就是说,要是用 ‘半桶屎’ 来形容某某,任何生物的屎 (feces of any creatures),必定都会感觉委屈 (distressed) 的。

但请谨记,虽然这骗文章对屎的确是有某些见解,但是其注重的并不是屎… 就象之前那篇不是讲 ‘妓’ (与 ‘鸡’ 谐音) – 一样,虽然芽笼被轻描淡写的提过。

唉,不写了,俺得去休息了。既然目的已经达到了就应当休息。太过专著 (to be obsessed with) 某些事与物是一种病态 (a kind of sickness) 。别 ‘玩’ 的过火以免就象牛肉煮得太熟了可能会不好吃一样。加上身体不照顾好是会很容易完蛋的。呜呼哀哉之后就什么都玩完了…

(粤) 其实开心好简单最紧要好玩 – 取之许冠杰的 ”最紧要好玩”

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