Is that all you can offer Singapore, after this guy has escaped, Wong? With 3 million Singapore dollars of pay p.a., an apology is not good enough. If you have any sense of shame and responsibility at all, you should just resign and shut the hell up for a long time. (Though personally, I would prefer you use a store room somewhere in Parliament house to commit hara-kiri to atone for your disgraceful failures!)

Recalled how George ‘Warmonger’ Bush failed to follow up on intelligence on Osama bin Laden? We all knew what happened on September 11, 2001. I’m going to hold you personally responsible if Mas Selamat managed to pull off a big one after this escape. So, if there are any personal god you believed in, I suggest you put on your sack cloth, act downcast, and fast and pray for the next 40 days that Mas Selamat will be caught!

Frankly, this is not the first time the Home Team has fxxked up. All these for show patrols at the MRT doesn’t make one feel any safer when it has been fxxk ups after fxxk ups since 2004. I have completely lost confidence in the security forces of this country. It’s high time someone admit he has fxxked up and stop shamelessly taking his 3 million dollar annual pay and seek lateral career shift, preferably in Zimbabwe or some other war torn, strife infested African country.

Here’s 3 of recent Home Team boo-boos:

And by the way, I didn’t even include the fact that the home team showed up with 4 anti-riot vehicles against some guys who put up some figurines at the Youth Corner to protest against Odex.

That’s a little obsessive display of force and a tad over-reacting, don’t you think?

This news was up since last evening. It’s been more than 19 hours as I typed this mail, and so far there’s no news that this guy has been found.

I wondered just how the hell he escaped, and actually got far enough before it was even discovered that he’s gone! A mole, or a sympathizer? Is there some ‘Infernal Affairs’ going on here?

When I spoke to my boss this morning, he mentioned that he wouldn’t be surprise that this guy is already out of Singapore by means of a little speed boat, and he is now in fact, safe and hiding away in some remote, nearby Indonesian island sipping Teh Tarik already.

And then he mentioned that they should put him under watch by the army, since he’s a militant, which not only makes it a matter of national security, but a military one as well.

And to think of it, perhaps George Warmonger Bush and his goons has gotten it right, when he declared them as ‘enemy combatants’ and stick them away with the military in Guantanamo Bay. (Of course, I don’t agree with water boarding and the tortures.)

Singapore should have done the same like stick him on a small island that’s surrounded by 2 layers of electric fences, complete with military manned guard towers with machine guns and never should have kept him on the main island.

Now we have just become an International laughing stock and I wonder which 3 million dollar man will take the responsibility for this boo-boo. In fact, I suggest that if Mas Selamat is not caught – either dead or alive – in 3 days, the Minister of Internal Affairs should resign. If not, he should not get his pay at all until after the terrorist is apprehended. There should be no tolerance for the failure of these so-called top brains of the nation paid with top money. Such failures are unforgivable and unacceptable, even though it could be the fxxk up of a lowly watchman.

Incidentally, where is Dr. Chee when we need him? He should be the one making the call for the heads and blood of those who should take up some responsibility for this boo-boo.

And now to lighten things up, some ‘Mas Selamat the Limping Terrorist’ sayings. (They are probably as good as, if not better than ‘Achmed the Dead Terrorist’.)