‘Smart’ Company

This came off the corporate emails recently:

We would like to remind all employees to be aware of our Dress Code and Clear Desk Policy. The key elements are outlined below for your attention:

  • As per recent announcement by global senior management, we will return to formal business dress with immediate effect. Fridays will remain smart casual.
  • For Singapore, the dress code will be long sleeve shirt and tie for gentlemen, and smart business attire for ladies.
  • For Hong Kong, business suit is the norm for gentlemen, and smart business attire for ladies.

Do I have something to say about it? Not much except for this:

Junichiro Koizumi is asking workers to cast off their collars and ties in a national effort to use less energy on air conditioning.

To show how serious he is, Mr Koizumi has ordered government ministers to shed their suits to set an example.

Japan often endures hot, humid summers, forcing offices and bars to ramp up air-conditioning systems.

Just in case anyone wonders what I am whining about, Singapore endures PERPETUAL hot, humid summers!

And before they asked us to put on a tie some clown in the office has already been ramping up the air-conditioning in the afternoon, as if 24 deg. Celsius isn’t just good enough to keep cool! It is always set to 22 deg. Celsius so that some idiot could feel cool while I am freezing my balls off because the air vent is directly over me.

Yet another one for the morons in my Europe head office who obviously implemented yet another policy that is just for show that goes no way to improve the bottom line. Not to mention I have to waste money buying ties and a tip clip for this stupid policy.

On second thoughts, maybe I’ll just f*ck care. When you look smart, it doesn’t really make you smart anyway. After all, a monkey that puts on clothes after showering, will still be a monkey.

Lothlorien: The beginning of the End?

Excerpts from Chuang Shyue Chou’s blog post:

I have left the Lothlorien Forum for good. I can’t agree with the tyrannical policies and double standards there. Good riddance.

From the last looks of it, the place is descending into some form of an anti-government forum with political agitation and more. Not far from what you see on the newsgroup soc.culture.singapore anyway. Common fare. If you enjoy vehement anti-government fare, anti-PAP tirades, this may just be the place for you.

Too bad that the original favour of the Lothlorien BBS is lost.

Interesting.

I ought to go ask the Great Magus and Emperor Loh just what was the original favour of the Lothlorien BBS. Whatever I had to say in reply to that is (for those who haven’t already noticed), I ain’t Marc Tan – the original sysop and founder of the BBS, and this group of people didn’t just include the original Lothy people. That’s not mentioning a lot of old Lothy people are out of contact and they didn’t bother to join anyway. It’s clearly a different setting with different people at a different time! So quit lamenting about it as if it’s some forlorn dream already!

I also wondered if anyone alone qualifies to define what that favour is. If some people thinks he has an absolute right to rampage free on the forum, and repeatedly issued the threat of ‘leaving the forum’ to that end, I simply felt that allowing this person to make good his threats would be better than subjecting myself to them every few days.

It was not an easy decision to make since I do appreciate all the effort given on his behalf to make the forum a success. I didn’t like the outcome of it at all. However, he isn’t the only person who is allowed to get angry and I definitely didn’t need his approval on what level of moderation is needed in the forum. Call it tyranny and double standards, because all I did was simply telling him to ‘go ahead’ with his threat. [Note: While I did already agree to the creation of multiple IDs originally, I at least expected to have prior notifications of their creation. I simply did not expect anyone to just threaten me with leaving when I expressed a certain level of displeasure for not being informed. Maybe that’s what ‘double standards’ is all about!]

As to to the charge of ‘tyrannical policies and double standards’, my reply to that charge – addressed to the forum – can be seen at the forum posting here. That should also give everyone more or less a brief idea on what I meant by ‘rampage free on the forum’.

As to the comment ‘the place is descending into some form of an anti-government forum with political agitation and more’, I must ask whether a person who said in MSN chat that he has the least of interest in local issues – if not the entire ‘Mordor’ section – and avowed not to post anything there is actually qualified to make such a comment.

As a matter of fact, there are almost few active posters on Lothy now and on last count only 3 people – including I – were the most active posters in the ‘Mordor’ section. 3 person out of 37 registered members of Lothy, and 3 people out hundred of thousands of Singapore Internet users out there – with just a few posts in ‘Mordor’ and those in the ‘Tenth Pit’ section, out of 700 over postings – and the forum is labelled as comparable to soc.culture.singapore or turning into a cesspool similar to it.

I must say I am quite flattered that just a mere 3 posters are capable of helping this incarnation Lothy gain the notoriety of soc.culture.singapore.

Perhaps it’s the beginning of the end to this incarnation of Lothy once again… but no one was really in favour of its survival when it went came online anyway.

Town Council’s “Reply”

Yet another ‘bo-liao’ (bored) picture that came through to my emails. Even while I suspect that it is just another Adobe Photoshop construct, is still quite good. After all, when one looked at some of the really dumb complaints sent to the Stooge Times forum sometimes, one would just wish the people replying would give those skull-scorched whiners a good tongue lashing instead of trying to play nice.

Incidentally, I just found out from someone that ‘zzzzzzz’ now also means ‘bo-liao’


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Stony Brook University Notice


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This came through the emails a few months back and I had wanted to post it up but it has slipped my mind. The things people does with Adobe Photoshop these days. They must have really hated this Alan S. deVries.

Anyway, I just wonder how many undergrads it will take to masturbate before the total amount of semen can actually cause blockages in the showers! And of course it’s not at all possible. Not even if those undergrads have masturbated a few elephants.

What if…

Frodo enters into Baradur, the Dark Tower of Sauron, and finds the Architect of the Matrix?

Here’s the conversation:

“Ah, you are finally here. Now have a seat, my little friend. That eye on top of this tower, is a bit too orange-ish, don’t you think?”

One screens shows Darth Vader speaking to a one-armed Luke holding on to the platform on Cloud City

“Luke… I am the Oracle!!”

Another shows Elrond in sunglasses, taking out the Narsil…

“Mister Aragorn, we miss you.”

Yet another shows Magneto, manipulating a gun in mid-air with the barrel pointing at Robert Langdon

“Here my dear Robert, open the cryptex.”

“Don’t be distracted by them, my little friend. I always thought it would have been better to have Saruman fight Palpatine,” The Architect says as he activates another screen showing two cloaked figures fighting one another.

* psszt psszt * * thrummm * * force throw *

Palpatine screams as he zaps Saruman with force lightning, “Limitless POOOWWERRR!! Hiak Hiak Hiak!!”

“Nice isn’t it, my dear Frodo? You are the incarnation of The One in this part of the Matrix. I should have made it a cookie of power instead of a ring. At least then when you are hungry you can still eat it. But then the impact on realism would be great since I would need to have the Cookie Monster coming after you!”

Frodo stood dumbfounded.

The Architect continues, “Have Aragorn ride Hildalgo would be a great idea too. Chased by sandstorms instead of Nazgul. And then Spiderman with Sea Biscuit now that will be soooooo cool. Imagine Arwen-dala instead of Amidala. That name really sucks and I actually heard someone said Amitabha! Duh!

It would have been even better if I had Darth Vader come after you instead of those hideous and useless Nazgul. Now it would have been much, much more painful for you had you been pierced by a lightsabre, and not a Mordor blade! Bwaghahahaha…”

Manipulates another screen showing Wolverine making love with Jean Grey

* soft moans and groans can be heard in the background *

The Architect mutters to himself, “Now that would be a much satisfying outcome. She would probably not be the vengeful Phoenix had Wolverine given her a good one!”

“Just who the hell are you?!” Frodo finally managed.

And the Architect turns around, stared Frodo in the eye and say, “Search your feelings, boy! I am your FATHER!!”

“NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!” screams Frodo.

THE END

Alright… get back to reality!! Don’t you have enough bullshit for one day?

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