This came through the emails a few months back and I had wanted to post it up but it has slipped my mind. The things people does with Adobe Photoshop these days. They must have really hated this Alan S. deVries.

Anyway, I just wonder how many undergrads it will take to masturbate before the total amount of semen can actually cause blockages in the showers! And of course it’s not at all possible. Not even if those undergrads have masturbated a few elephants.