Do not read further than this if you just had your meals!!!
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I am not responsible if you lost your meals because of this!!
Don’t say I didn’t warn you!!!
12 things I hate when I am taking a dump…
- the previous user has failed to flush and left his handiwork behind in its ‘full glory’ ;
- discovered that there is no plastic seat (it has been removed) or that it is dirty because the last ‘fireman’ was ‘testing his hose’ ;
- discovered unobstructed holes in the cubicle walls;
- discovered that the door cannot be secured and someone kicked the door open while you are in the midst of crap ‘extrusion’ ;
- over sensitive sensor flush – it flushes periodically and the blast of water is so strong that the ‘mist’ wet your ass cheeks;
- the clown in the next cubicle smokes because he can’t stand the ‘fragrance’ of his own ‘product’;
- the guy entering / leaving the next cubicle slams the door;
- the guy in the next cubicle is blasting music out of his speaker phone – for e.g. Michael Jackson’s Moonwalker – as if it is conducive to bowel movements;
- you can listen in to the next guy’s lively phone conversation – for e.g. “kio li mai ka hor wa leow bel hiao tia si boh? Wa jit zoon na pang sai lah!! KNN…”;
- you finished your business and found there’s no more toilet paper;
- the cleaner keeps testing your door as if he can’t believe you are still inside;
- [The most ultimate] discovered that your own mobile number is on the cubicle walls and it says Dial 9xxxxxxx for free sex
When I first read this, I don’t recall having any aunties checking cubicle as you mentioned in point 11.
I SAW THAT YESTERDAY AT BUGIS!!! We were in the queue waiting for the toilet, and the aunty was trying to spray some disinfectant thing in all the cubicles… and she forcefully shakes each door to check if people have finished their business… crazy woman!!!
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I always ganna point 5. Super TL.
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point 12 is ultimate…
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RE: point 10, don’t you check before starting your engine? LOL!
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