How would pR0n.sg look like? That’s the question.

Q: Do you ping a post normally like you do for ping.sg

A: You don’t ping your post. You poke them.

Q: If a ping is now a poke? What about pong counts? Are they still called pongs?

A: Nope. For every ‘pong’, it is counted as a ‘moan’. Because after you poked your readers with your posts, they are considered to be moaning away.

Q: What about the [+] and [-] features?

A: Only the [+] feature remains and it works differently. So, if you decided you didn’t like a post and you don’t wanna give it any more moans, u click on the [+] to give it a condom. After all, having sex with a condom on does reduce the pleasure in doing so, no?

Q: Will the ‘Most popular in the last 24 hours’ gets a radical change as well?

A: Yes. It will now be known as the ‘Most ‘bukkakae-d’ is the last 24 hours’. And as to what’s the meaning of ‘Bukkakae’… you don’t wanna know and I am not going to explain it on a PG-site.

Addendum #1 (Thanks to chillycraps for reminding)

Q: What about the shoutbox? What’s it gonna be called on pR0n?

A: The Wank Box. For those desperate hum sup wankers to shout out to their idols to quickly come out with their next post so they can ‘grab their dicks and double click’.

Addendum #2 (Thanks to pinklittlefigure for reminding)

Q: Will the forum also get a different name?

A: It will be called Mass Orgy. Here you can do a group exchange of body fluids ideas on how to improve pR0n.sg.